Sam finally comes out of the bathroom at last.
Sam: "ah sweet relief."
Me: "Better?"
Sam: "Much, thanks."
She then sees you.
Sam: "How long have they been waiting for the chapter to start."
Me: "Long enough! This is what I get for deciding not to start the chapter till you finished!"
Sam: "Sorry."
Me: "Don't apologize to me, apologize to the readers!"
Sam: "Sorry readers, I had to pee."
Me: "Start the fic."
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"Please help me." Said a weak voice over the intercom thing.
"Gasp! Our planning session is officially trashed!" said Alex.
Sam then got an idea as she saw a garbage truck go by.
"Speaking of trash…come on!" said Sam.
Clover and Alex then followed Sam.
"Wait! Where are you going? Terrence doesn't like surprises!" said Terry.
Sam, Clover and Alex then got inside of the truck. The drivers were none the wiser.
"Way to buy us some time Sam." Said Alex.
"P.U. yeah great idea if you have no sense of smell!" said Clover.
"Sorry Clover, desperate times call for desperate measures. Now lets try to figure out how to get Terrence off of our backs!" said Sam.
"If only we had a useful gadget instead of these lame hologram lockets! Then we could bust a move." said Clover
"Maybe they're not lame! Maybe I could get them to project our images so Terry will think we're on the search and destroy mission for Jerry and Beast Boy." Said Sam.
"But really we'll search for them and tell them what's up with Terry." Said Clover.
"Exactly." Said Sam.
"uh run that by me again." Said Alex.
"It's the old bait and switch Alex. And FYI it's brilliant." Said Clover.
"In that case, I say we go for it." Said Alex.
Clover and Alex then handed Sam their lockets.
"Three hologram diversions coming right up." Said Sam.
They then activated the holograms and three hologram versions of themselves came out.
"Clover, Alex and Sam meet Clover, Alex and Sam." Said Sam.
"Check it out, I'm even hotter as a holo
gram." Said Clover.
"I wish I could say the same!" said Sam.
"What's wrong Sammy?" asked Alex.
"Me! I'm so…BLAH!" said Sam.
"Please. Since when do you care about how you look?" asked Alex.
"Since right now! I'm a total plain Jane!" complained Sam.
"This really isn't the time to be discovering vanity Sam. We need to interrupt Terrence's regularly scheduled programming, remember?" asked Clover.
"Yeah! And I've got an idea." Said Alex.
She then started to dig through the trash.
The spies then came out of the truck dressed as hoboes. They were very well disguised.
Sam then threw the lockets on the ground.
Terrence then saw the three holograms come out.
"Oh there they are. Patience Terrence, patience." Said Terry.
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Meanwhile at a tie shop…
"What do you think son? Green tie?" asked Jerry.
"I don't know! I hate ties! I always feel like I'm being strangled in those things! Sigh. When can I tell Alex and the others what you have in plan for me?" asked Beast Boy.
"After they are announced as official super spies." Said Jerry.
Beast Boy groaned.
"You know Beast Boy we still need to find you a tie." Said Jerry.
"Oh murder." Complained Beast Boy.
"Now don't give me any of that, this ceremony is as much important for you as it is for the girls." Said Jerry.
"Yeah, yeah, I know. That's when you're going to say what your plans for me really are." Said Beast Boy.
Sam then stopped by the window Beast Boy and Jerry were behind.
"Look! It's them!" said Sam.
They went inside tackled both Beast Boy and Jerry and dragged them into a dressing room.
"TAKE MY WALLET! IT'S IN MY POCKET!" said Jerry.
"YEAH! TAKE HIS WALLET…oh wait it's only you guys." Said Beast Boy.
"Cool! Free shopping money!" said Clover.
"Clover!" said Sam.
"You can relax Pops, it's only the girls." Said Beast Boy.
"It is? What're you three doing here? Why aren't you at the WOOHP training facility training for your permotion? If you can take time out for shopping rest assured you'll be fired" said Jerry.
"Fine by us! So far our big permotion has been nothing but a big fat fiasco extra whip!" said Clover.
Jerry and Beast Boy raised an eyebrow at this.
"Jerry something's gone wrong! That training facility has been turned into a torture facility and they got Dean trapped in a Lucite cell!" said Sam.
"And that whacked out host Terrence who was supposed to be taking care of us wanted us to take care of the both of you!" said Alex.
"And by take care he means eliminate!" said Sam.
Alex looked like she was going to cry at the thought of hurting Beast Boy.
Beast Boy then hugged her in comfort but then looked at her seriously for a moment.
"Wait a minute, who's Dean?" demanded Beast Boy.
Alex smiled uneasily.
"Terrence? I don't believe it." Said Jerry.
"I take it you know this dude?" asked Clover.
"He's a person from my past, let's just say that." Said Jerry.
"Dude I thought I met all of your old friends." Said Beast Boy.
"He isn't a friend." Said Jerry.
"Well this person from your past wants you presently gone!" said Sam.
"And he wants US to get the microchip from you!" said Alex.
Jerry's eyes turned back to her more serious than anyone had ever seen them.
"This is serious. I suggest we got to my home office at once!" said Jerry.
"And I'm still waiting for an explanation from you little missy." Said Beast Boy to Alex.
Alex tensed up a little. She was never very good at explaining these sorts of things.
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Sam, Clover, and Alex were then in the back of Jerry's car, they barely fit in. Beast Boy had shot gun.
"Are you all strapped in?" asked Jerry.
"More like scrunched in!" said Alex.
"Good! Let's go!" said Beast Boy.
The car then zoomed off with more speed than an old jalopy should.
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Jerry's bachelor pad…
All five WOOHP operatives came out of the car, Jerry then punched some numbers into the doorway and the door opened up.
"Pardon the mess ladies but I wasn't expecting company." Said Jerry.
Beast Boy took a look around.
"You call this a mess? Dude my room is way more messy than this." Said Beast Boy.
Clover then made her way over to the counter where she found…
"Tapes? Neons? Wow Jer this place is like a total 80s museum." Said Clover.
Sam, Alex, and Beast Boy were meddling with some 80s stuff.
"Geez Jer for such a teched out guy at work you certainly live in the past at home." Said Clover.
Sam then picked up a picture of two boys in school uniforms.
"Speaking of the past, who's this other kid in this picture?" asked Sam.
"That would be my twin brother." Said Jerry.
"Dude! I have an uncle?" asked Beast Boy.
"Hello! Secretive much!" said Clover.
"Yeah, since when do you have a twin?" asked Sam.
"Duh, since they were born. Even I know that." Said Alex.
"You know she has a point." Said Beast Boy.
"I said it once and I'll say it again, those two were made for each other." Said Clover.
"Okay girls time to focus! Our only hope is to trick Terrence into believing me and Beast Boy really did perish by staging an elaborate and convincing attack on me and Beast Boy. An attack which will require mastable acts in performances by each of you." Said Jerry (A/N: You guys have no idea how hard it was to write this stuff down. You all owe me one.)
Jerry then poked the eyes of a Beethoven statue and a picture of a pretty lady disappeared and it was replaced with a map.
"Cool."
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At the garbage truck…
The spy holograms were still talking and Terry was getting impatient.
"Bla, blah blah, enough chit chat. Move it or Terrence will lose it!" shouted Terry.
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Jerry's bachelor pad…
"This plan rocks!" said Sam
"Totally! Only won't the part where we pretend to knock you off the bridge really knock you off the bridge?" asked Alex.
"We'll have a bungee cable discretely connected to our ankles. As for the hidden microchip Terrence requested…" said Jerry.
He then pulled of what was supposedly the birthmark to reveal the microchip.
"Gross!" said Clover.
"I'll replace the real microchip with a decoy." Said Jerry.
He then picked up another microchip and put it on the birthmark.
"Like so." Said Jerry as he put the birthmark back on.
"Okay ew!" said Clover.
"What's the deal with that thing anyways?" asked Sam.
"Plenty of time for explanations later…I hope." Said Jerry.
He then went over to them and placed his hands on Alex.
"Be sure to rip off the birthmark during the chase." Said Jerry.
"Lucky me." Said Alex.
"And try not to rough me up to bad okay Sugar Lips?" asked Beast Boy.
"And give Terrence the decoy chip when you head back to the facility." Said Jerry.
"When will we see the two of you again?" asked Sam.
"We'll join you at the facility where we will all defeat Terrence and save Dean." Said Jerry.
"He'd just better not try anything on Alex or he'll need saving from me!" said Beast Boy.
"Okay! Sounds like a plan! Let's move spies!" said Clover.
Jerry then stopped her. "Not without gadgets your not."
"Finally! I get to have my X-Watch back!" said Beast Boy.
Jerry threw Beast Boy his X-Watch back to him.
"Hey there bud. Did you miss me?" asked Beast Boy.
"Like I miss a headache." Joked the X-Watch.
"How can you have a headache? You're a watch!" said Beast Boy.
"Details, details." Said X-Watch.
Jerry then went over to his fridge. He pulled out a random object and the food slid down revealing gadgets.
"Talk about a stalked fridge." Said Alex.
"Molecule separating hair spray." Said Jerry as he handed Sam a can.
"Thanks. I could use a change in hair style." Said Sam.
"I wouldn't place that near your head, it'll change more than your hair style." Said Jerry.
He then took out a joy buzzer and handed it Alex.
"A not so joyful joy buzzer." Said Jerry.
"How…ironic." Said Alex.
"Sonar celly with antennae drill." Said Jerry as he handed it to Clover.
"Cool! Ouch! I mean better be careful before putting it in my pocket." Said Clover.
"Another attachment for your X-Watch Beast Boy." Said Jerry.
Beast Boy put it onto the screen and it beeped.
"And for me a laser ascot pin. And of course com powders for the three of you." Said Jerry.
"Yes! Now I can try some not so plain Jane looks!" said Sam.
Then she pressed a few buttons and an outfit sort of like her old one covered her.
"Well?" asked Sam.
"You look like a couch." Said Clover.
Sam almost facefaulted.
"Agreed. Now let's go before Terrence discovers your little trick." Said Jerry.
Me: "And that's the end of that chapter…finally! This one just seemed to go on and on and on."
Sam: "M you don't think I'm a plain Jane do you?"
Me: "Sam, I'm a guy! I don't know anything about female fashion sense!"
Sam: "Okay then we're just going to have to go to the mall and find me a new outfit."
Me: "What? No! I need to finish the story!"
She then started to drag me.
Sam: "Come on you!"
Me trying to grab onto something: "NO! YOU CAN'T TAKE ME! I WON'T GO! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!"
And wouldn't you know it…she made me.