I was sound asleep when all of a sudden Sam woke me up.
Me: "Huh? What? You had better have a good reason for waking me up from my R.E.M. mode."
Sam: "It's time for the next chapter! Plus there are these guys with white pajamas around."
Me: "Oh. Those are just my Light Khan."
Sam: "You're what?"
Me: "They were originally Shadow Khan given to me by a fellow author but I preformed a special purification spell turning their evil into good. In short they're the exact opposite of what they used to be. Start the fic.
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Our heroes were walking on a well walk way thing…just read. They looked down to see a few robots lying dormant.
"Whoa! That's the most androids I've ever seen! And let me tell ya I've seen a lot of androids. Look!" Said Sam.
You see Dean and Terry walking over to some sort of panel. It scans Terry's hand prints when he places them on top, a compartment then opens up. He grins evilly and places the fake microchip in it and it closes back up.
"And now, the moment I've been waiting for. Time for the droids to waken from their slumber and serve master Terrence." Said Terry.
Dean just smirked.
But instead a picture on the screen above the panel there was static.
"Wh-What's happening? Get up you titanium twits!" said Terry.
"The spies must've switched the chip! I told you we couldn't trust them!" said Dean.
"Impossible!" said Terry.
"Impossible is our business." Said Jerry as he and the others made their way down.
"No! You're both alive! But Terrence saw you both take the bloomin plunge himself!" said Terry.
"Just a trick of the eye old chum." Said Jerry.
Beast Boy glared at Dean.
"You stay away from Alex!" said Beast Boy.
"What?" asked Dean.
"I got my eye on you dude!" said Beast Boy.
The spies looked at Beast Boy with wide eyes of surprise.
"What? Alex is the only one in this relationship who can get jealous?" asked Beast Boy.
Jerry and Terry then started to fight and the four spies tried to face off against Dean but then BB stopped them.
"Girls, I hope you don't mind if I take this guy." Said Beast Boy.
"WHAT?" asked the girls.
Dean smirked.
"Sure, mono a mono. No powers, no gadgets, just a good old fashion fist fight!" said Dean.
"Sounds fun! But you should now, Jerry's been training me personally." Said Beast Boy.
Beast Boy and Dean then started to fight and the girls were amazed to see that Beast Boy was actually holding his own.
Beast Boy and Dean then started to grapple but it wasn't long until Dean started to win. Beast Boy then kicked Dean away in the stomach. Beast Boy's eyes then widened in realization and muttered under his breath "Oh now I get it."
Dean then rammed Beast Boy with his shoulder into a wall. Beast Boy's body slouched down not moving.
"Beast Boy! YOU'RE GOING TO PAY FOR THAT BIG TIME MISTER!" said Alex.
Dean then picked up some sort of gun and blasted Sam, Clover, Alex, and Jerry with a strong gust of wind up against the wall. Terry then fired another gun which shot out bolts pinning the four up against the wall.
"HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! You never were able to defend yourself against my atomic wedgie, brother!" said Terry.
"Brother?" asked Sam.
"You wish!" said Alex.
"I'm afraid it's true, ladies meet my twin brother Terrence." Said Jerry.
"Ugh! TWIN BROTHER?" asked Clover.
"He doesn't even look like you!" said Sam.
"The magic of plastic surgery my dear. A little nip here. A little tuck there. After all, who would want to look like THE MOST EVIL MAN IN THE WORLD? And I bet his son is no better!" said Terry.
"Jerry and Beast Boy evil? As if! I mean one of them was a Titan for crying out loud!" said Alex.
"Apparently you didn't get the memo! You're the evil twin/uncle not him!" said Clover.
"Yeah! Jerry has dedicated his entire life to FIGHTING evil! And Beast Boy even once helped save the world from Trigon!" said Sam.
"Hm, wasn't aware of the Trigon thing...not even sure who he is. But as for Jerry not quite his ENTIRE life I'm sorry to say. There was a time when this PEREGON of virtuewas evil incarnate in short pants." said Terry
"When me and young Jerry were in our fourth year at Federal's Clocksworth Academy, we knew that our parents expected nothing less than perfection we decided to 'ahem' share our knowledge with each other during final exams." said Terry.
"YOU cheated?" asked Sam.
"WE cheated. But one fateful day the jig was up...for me at least. I was hung to dry by my own brother. My twin brother! While little Terrence's lif spiraled downward in terms of pilfering pennies just to survive! And all because of my dear twin brother!" said Terry.
"Ha! You expect for us to believe all that?" asked Clover.
"Not only would Jerry NEVER cheat but the idea that Jerry would betray hisown brother, his twin brother..." said Sam.
"It's the only time in my entire life that I had to lie! And there's not a day that goes by that I don't regret it!" said Jerry sadly.
"Enough waltzing down memory lane! Give me the REAL microchip NOW!" said Terry holding out his hand in front of Jerry.
"I'm sorry dear brother, but I don't have it!" said Jerry firmly.
"Well, looks like this is the second time you ever lied in your entire life! DEAN!" shouted Terry.
Dean then held up some sort of ring and started to scan Jerry.
"Looks like you've 'chipped' your tooth!" said Terry seeing where the chip was.
So Terry got the chip out of Jerry's mouth which was from off screen. Terry then took the chip and replaced the fake one.
"Password please." said the computer.
"Winthorm!" said Terry.
'Password Ok'. appeared on the screen.
"How did you know?" asked Jerry.
"That the password was the name of your childhood pet WOMBAT? That mangy marsupiel menance that you loved MORE THAN YOUR OWN BROTHER?" shoutedTerry.
"Ya know, latas also come in decaff." said Clover.
Everyone then noticed that the androids were having faces put on them to make them look exactly like Jerry.
The androids were then in front of Terry and he laughed evily.
"Behold! My very own army of evil Jerries! Or is that redundant? MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!" laughed Terry.
"Wow. They even have your same exact comb over." said Sam.
"Very clever. What do you have in store for us now? These creatures with my likeness robbing banks all over the world? How petty. Is it any wonder mother liked me best?" asked Jerry.
"Robbing banks? Puhlease! You're going to witness the destruction of the one thing you love most! WOOHP and then your new son. HA HA HA HA HA HA!" laughed Terry.
"NO! I WON'T LET YOU HURT HIM!" shouted Alex.
"You know, you really shouldn't threaten to hurt Beast Boy." said Clover
"Oh yeah? Why's that?" asked Terry.
Alex then lunged off the wall, with parts of her uniform still on the wall, and tackled Terry by surprise. Normally Terry would put up an even fight but he was caught with his gaurd down. Alex then started to pull some wrestling moves on him.
She was now sitting on his back pulling his leg in an unatural direction.
"DEAN! GET HER OFF! GET HER OFF!" shouted Terry.
Dean then walked over to Beast Boy, lifted the wrist that had the X-Watch on it, pressed a button, and the next thing you know Alex was tied up in some sort of cable.
Terry then got up and dusted himself off. "A lot of fire this one has." said Terry.
A wall opens up and the androids start walking into a jet.
"Good heavens." said Jerry.
Me: "And that's the chapter. AND WHERE IS MY HOT COCO?"
A Light Khan then handed me a cup of hot coco.
Me: "Thank you."
Sam: "What is it with your fascination with coco?"
Me: "I hate coffee and hot coco seems to warm me up. Want some?"
Sam: "Maybe later."
Me: "Well I'll see you guys next time I update. I'm going back to bed."
I then turn to Sam.
Me: "And you! You don't get lost okay?"
She nodded and I walked off.
