Disclaimer: I don't own Kyo or Haru. I like Cake.

I'm so sorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry if you've been endlessly waiting for more of this! I should have been writing... I'm sorry! -Throws hands up in sorrow- I've been writing a whole lot of different things lately. Like a story about why Aya became Student Council President, and one where Neji and Sasuke from Naruto go shopping, and the sequel to Cat's and Dog's Don't Mix, and more.

But, I have a chapter for you! From here on, it's not just about Black Haru doing horrible things to Kyo, it's about mixed feelings. I like mixed feelings in stories - it makes it funnier. Although, well, none of that is in this chapter... this chapter is mostly Black Haru doing horrible things to Kyo. But, I won't spoil it for you.

Oh! ANNOUNCEMENT! I just can't keep quiet. It was my Birthday on Thursday n.n! That is all.

Enjoy n.n! (-prod- And please review)

Chapter Six; Poor Soapy Kyo

Kyo was being rubbed, although the hand on his chest was less than soothing. Sobbing, Kyo was moved up and down over the area, his head surrounded by bubbly white liquid bubbles, best known as soap suds. He was drenched, sticky and also rather itchy. "H-Haru" he sobbed, "can you stop now, please?"

Haru, who was standing opposite to Kyo, and had his hand on Kyo's chest was inspecting a nail, far to interested in that to care about Kyo. Black yawned, scratching at the things under his nails absentmindedly, before answering Kyo's questions with; "Oh, dear, Kyo, it looks like you're out of suds! Don't worry, we'll fix that."

And thus, Kyo was dunked into a bucket of soapy water head first. Yes, Kyo was being used as a cloth in a car wash.

Of course, Kyo had spazzed when he'd realised that they were, in fact, doing a community service car wash as part of their detention. And then, he'd bumped into one of the girls, who turned around and hugged him – in his cat form, of course – and made everybody look at "how cute the kitty that she found was!" He was then hugged by several different girls, and then plucked from their grip by Haru, to who he was grateful to, for about three seconds before he was dunked into the bucket of water by Black Haru for the first time. And, that was how it was continuing. At least Kyo could say that he actually put his whole body into it.

But, it still wouldn't be a good idea if Kyo transformed back in front of all the students. Haru, seemingly realising this, told everybody he was going to get a new scrubber, and disappeared to behind the building where he'd stashed Kyo's clothes, and set the soaking cat on the grass.

"GOD DAMN IT WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?" Kyo screamed, attempting to scratch Haru but transforming back in the process, so he grabbed the front of Haru's shirt instead. "HUH?"

Haru really would have liked to say that he was contemplating his answer, but, being so close to a naked Kyo was enough to make anybody tune out of the conversation. Kyo did have a good body – no sane person could say otherwise, and being the sexuality that he was, being so close to him, and, being black had its downside. At that exact moment, Kyo seemed to realise that, and thrust Haru away from him, pulling on his clothes – or, to be more specific, board shorts. And, as he walked back to the car wash, muttering curse words under his breath, Black Haru began to think he should take control of the situation. And... He would. Next time it happened. With that thought in mind, Black Haru followed Kyo.

What Kyo wasn't expecting to do was disappear every single time he had a little twitch in his nose. It was getting extremely annoying, considering the poor cat had gotten an even worse cold than before by being dunked into the cold soapy water by Hatsuharu. And, that was where he was now, sitting in a tree behind the car wash, leaning against the trunk so that, one, he couldn't be seen by the people at the car wash, and two, Black Haru couldn't get him if he so happened to transform.

Kyo grabbed his nose, preventing the inevitable sneeze from happening, breathed through it, and leant back onto the trunk of the tree again. Being quite mobile in tree's – perhaps not so much as Ritsu, but still pretty good – came in handy at times like these. Especially when something about Haru had seemed to change towards him, he didn't know what it was, but it freaked him out. He shuddered slightly, before looking at the ground, gripping the large branch he was sitting on tighter. If there was one thing he would not admit to being a little bit squeamish about – was heights. It was fine when he was on the roof; there was now way he could fall either side, and he was pretty competent on slopes, but, being on a narrow but thick branch, Kyo didn't feel that safe. Especially when he realised that if he fell, he'd get more than a broken bone. It was then that he realised he wouldn't be able to get down.

"Kyo, we can go home now." Haru called, stepping through the bushes into the area of tree's that Kyo was located. "Kyo, where are... you?" Haru blinked, stopping in the middle of the area, when he realised that he had no idea where he was. "Oh dear." Sighing with the defeat that had been dealt upon him, Haru looked around, to see nothing but greenery – that looked rather edible. "I wonder what fern tastes like..."

"DON'T EAT THAT YOU STUPID COW!"

The voice interrupted Haru just as he was plucking the piece of fern from the plant, and he turned to see Kyo sitting up – rather wobbly – in the tree, a few metres from the ground. "Kyo...?" Blinking, the cow turned to face his cousin, who flipped over onto his back at that exact moment and was now hanging upside down off the branch. "How'd you get up there?"

"GAH!" Kyo didn't seem to hear the question, "GET ME DOWN!"

"Kyo, are you afraid of heights?" Haru tilted his head, standing underneath Kyo, he opened up his arms.

"What's it to you?" Kyo snapped, "and what the hell are you doing? You should be helping me get down!"

"I am." White said, "Jump."

"JUMP?"

"Jump."

"But I'll crush you!" Kyo glared, his hands slowly losing grip, he struggled and hugged the branch tighter.

"No you won't." Haru said, "now let go."

"I thought you said jump!" Kyo cried.

"How can you jump like that?" Haru asked reasonably, his arms getting tired.

"But you just said... ah... stuff it!" And, Kyo let go of the branch, landing straight into Haru's arms, and Haru was pulled to the ground with a large thump. Top soil flew everywhere then settled, leaving a very Black Haru, who had just been crushed by Kyo, who was lying on top of him.

Suddenly, Black Haru remembered something.

"Uh... are you okay Haru?" Kyo asked, trying to move upwards... but something was holding him down? Huh? Kyo's eyes quickly darted to his wrists, both of which Black Haru had a hold of. "Haru, let me go!"

But Haru didn't let him go. He flipped Kyo onto the ground instead, his knee's either side of him and his arms pinning Kyo's wrists the ground, making sure that Kyo couldn't get up, or well, move for that matter. Kyo looked rather delectable pissed off.

"Haru, get off me!" Kyo yelled into the cow's face, only to receive a stoic look in reply. It was obvious that Haru wasn't moving. "I'm serious; I'll kick your ass if you don't get off me!"

"Why don't you do it then?" Black Haru asked, leaning in to get a better look at Kyo's face. Not a pimple in sight. "I prefer it rough."

"Haru are you..." Kyo began nervously, "Black?"

He didn't need an answer to that – it became pretty obvious by the expression that Kyo received from Haru; the 'What-the-hell-do-you-think' look. Kyo began to struggle again – Black Haru meant death in more ways than one.

"You know," Black commented, leaning in further, "You look so edible when you're nervous like this..."

And, Haru kissed him, stealing Kyo's first kiss in a heart beat.

It had all happened so swiftly for Kyo; he hadn't even seen it coming. He thought that Haru was going to hit him or something along those lines, but not this. Although, feeling Haru's lips on his like this felt... nice. He couldn't explain it, but...

Kyo mentally pinched himself and snapped to his senses, throwing Haru's lips off of his by turning his head sideways very quickly, blushing furiously. Haru simply drew back, his hands and legs still restricting Kyo's movement.

"What was that for?" Kyo asked sourly, still looking sideways so that Haru couldn't do it again.

"What was what for? Hey, Kyo, why am I straddling you?"

Kyo blinked. He turned his head up, looking to find a normally dazed Haru, still kneeling in the same way he had been before – Kyo still had his wrists pinned down, and he was still immobile.

Haru had turned white. Blinking, White sat up, sitting on the base of Kyo's thighs, and Kyo moved to sit up, only to bump Haru's head in his carelessness. "Ow!"

And there they sat... or rather, there Haru sat on Kyo, their faces almost touching one another, both had their eyes wide, staring into the others, and if they'd averted their gazes somewhere else, they might have noticed a faint blush on both cheeks – or, well, Kyo's was a furious red, seeing as he'd been blushing in the first place.

Neither of them moved, but something inside of them did.