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Title: Herbal Essence.
Status: Complete.
Summary: Just some humor drabble between the brothers. Sam offers Dean something. Dean thinks Sam is gay.
Warnings: Gay talk. Heh ;).
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Dean and Sam are sitting in the hotel room when Sam pulls out a bottle.
"What do you got there, Sammy?"
"It's Sam and schampoo."
"Sorry?"
"Schampoo. You should try it."
Sam throws the bottle to Dean. Dean stares at it.
"What the heck is this kind of crap?"
"It's not crap, Dean. It's schampoo. It's Herbal Essence."
"So.. it's crap!"
"Herbal Essence makes your hair smooth."
"Yeah, I bet. Are you sick Sammy?"
"No, I just thought I'd be nice to offer you something good."
"You wanna offer me something good? Go and get me a beer."
"Dean.. this is something really rare."
"Sam...?"
"Yeah?"
"Are you gay?"
Sam starts laughing. He stops laughing when he sees the seriousness of Dean.
"What? No, Dean. I'm not gay."
Dean throws back the bottle.
"Whatever. I don't want your damn Herbal Sessence."
"Essence!"
Sam looks outrageoud.
"Whatever. I'm going to get some bagels."
Dean leaves. A few minutes later, he comes back and is shocked of what he sees. There are dozens of bottles of schampoo lying on the bed.
"Sammy!"
Sam walks in. He's wearing a towel.
"Dean, I was just gonna take a shower with my schampoo."
"What is this crap?"
"Herbal Essence, Dean."
"How'd you get all of these bottles?"
"I bought them on eBay."
Dean stares at his brother, shocked.
"You what?"
"Yeah, you know buy 20 pay for 10."
"Sam, are you possessed?"
"What? No, Dean. I'm not possessed."
"Then you're gay, you're acting like a gay-man."
Sam starts laughing.
"God, man. I love you."
Dean looks horrified.
"My god, you're gay!"
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TutorGrrl: HAHA. Okay, sorry. I just had to write it down. I was laughing when I wrote this. Believe me, I've been weird all day. Geez. Anyway, please review on this. HAHA. Tootles.