Chapter Two

"We already had five players," Piper said. "The game is only supposed to have four. Sorry, we can't play with you guys."

"Nonsense," Phoebe said. She said a spell to that created more letter tiles and a larger game board. "There we go."

"Let me get this straight," Paige said. "You come up with words like 'akolpty' and yet you can cast a spell off the top of your head?"

"I know, Paige," Phoebe said, smiling. "I'm very talented, and maybe sometime I can tutor you."

"How did you just do that?" Dan asked in shock.

"Oh yeah," Phoebe said. "He never found out about us. We can tell our secret to Homeland Security, who we haven't even heard from for who knows how long, but we can't tell Piper's boyfriend."

"Dan, I'm a witch," Piper said.

"Okay," Dan said, sitting down at the table.

"That's it?" Piper asked. "You just found out I had magic and all you say is 'okay'?"

"It's alright, Piper," Dan said. "I love you for you."

"I have a husband. Leo and I are married now, with one amazing kid."

"Two," Leo said. "We have two kids, Piper."

"What're their names?" niece that's name starts with a 'j' asked.

"Wyatt and…" Piper trailed off. "What is the other one's name. We barely see him anymore. Oh well, he's irrelevant."

"Oh my god!" a voice screamed from upstairs. Everyone ran upstairs to find out what happened. Billie was standing alone in the attic.

"Billie, what happened?" Paige asked.

"Oh, nothing," she said, smiling. "I just like attention. What're you guys up to?"

"Playing Monopoly," Phoebe said.

"Scrabble," Paige corrected. "Want to join?" Piper groaned and rolled her eyes.

"Sure, why not," Billie said. They all went back downstairs and started the game.

"I want to go first!" Phoebe screeched.

"Go ahead," Piper said, covering her ears. "But promise to not make that dreadful noise again."

"Yay!" she exclaimed, clapping her hands. She picked out seven letters and placed them in her tray.

"The!" Phoebe yelled, putting 'the' down. "Try beating that, baby sister."

"I don't know if I can," Paige said sarcastically. She put down 'suntan'. "No comments, Piper. It's the only word I could make."

"Alright, my turn," Cole said. He used Paige's 'a' to put 'death'. "I'm done."

"Nice word, Cole," Paige said. "Quite a coincidence, don't you think?"

"Shut up, Paige!" he said, standing up and hurling an energy ball at her. She went flying backwards. No one took notice.

"He's a demon!" she yelled, pointing frantically at him. Cole straightened out his clothes and sat back down.

"What are you talking about, Paige?" Piper asked.

"He just threw an energy ball at me!" she said. "He's evil!"

"Will you ever learn to accept my boyfriend, you bitch?" Phoebe asked, slapping Paige.

"Do you not see the burn mark on my blouse?" Cole started whistling innocently. "I'll get you, demon."

"My turn!" 'j' niece said.

"Come on, Jessie," Piper said.

"It's Jenny!" she screamed.

"I'll be right back," Piper said. She went to the kitchen and got a marker and piece of paper. She wrote 'Jenny' on it. She walked back into the dining room and handed the paper to Jenny. "Wear this." Jenny taped it on her shirt. "Now put a word down."

"Hmm," Jenny thought. "Here we go." She put down 'hollow' using Phoebe's 'h'.

"Wow, even the twelve-year old is smarter than Phoebe," Paige commented. Dan used Jenny's 'e' and put down 'grease'. He then scratched his head.

"Ew!" Billie yelled. "You got some of your hair gel on me."

"Damn," Dan said, whipping out a bottle of gel. He squirted half the bottle on his head and started to rub it around. Everyone stared at him in awe. "I don't want it to fall out of place."

"Whatever," Billie said. "My turn!" She used 'e' from Dan's word and put an 'm' in front of it.

"Who would've guessed?" Piper dryly asked. "My turn, finally." She put down her word. "Go, Leo."

"Eek!" he screamed, jumping on the table. "Piper, there's a rat! Kill it!"

"Get off the table!" Piper yelled. "You'll get it dirty!"

"Rat!" Leo screamed.

"Cat?" Phoebe asked. "No, not a cat!" She kicked Kit across the room and then started running around, screaming in terror. She hit her head against the wall and fell to the ground, unconscious. Cole stood up and slowly inched over to her. He stretched a little.

"I guess I'll take her upstairs," he said. Waiting a few seconds for any response, he grabbed Phoebe's feet and started dragging her up the stairs.

"I never thought I'd say this, but thank you, Cole," Paige said.

"Leo, I'm gonna blow your damn ass off if you don't get off the table," Piper threatened.

"Hey, Piper," Jenny said.

"That's it," Piper said. She flicked her wrists at Jenny and blew her up into little pieces.

"Jessie!" Dan screamed. The little nametag floated to the ground. "I mean Jenny! Piper, what did you do? How could you?"

"I'm sorry," Piper said. "I'll go make a revival potion." She walked away to the kitchen, so Dan followed her.

"Can we focus back on me?" Billie asked. "Who knows how much longer my sister, Misty will last. We should be trying to save her."

"Isn't your sister's name Christie?" Paige asked.

"Oh…yes," Billie said.

"You were making the whole thing up for attention!" Paige accused. "You attention-hogging bitch! Ever since you got here it's all about your problems, and there's never any time for my whining. It's all about you and your whining."

"Well, you know what?" Billie started.

"Apple!" Paige yelled, orbing an apple into her mouth. "There you go attention-hog." Billie, being too dumb to use her hands to remove the apple, started running around. She then stopped and removed the apple.

"Thanks a lot, Paige," she said. "Now I can barely breathe." She put the apple back in her mouth and continued running around.

"Paige?" Leo asked. "Can you orb the rat away?"

A/N: I'd like to thank everyone that reviewed. I was actually expecting I'd get flames on this...Oh well, here's a second, even more randomly stupid, chapter to the story.