Chapter Three
"Alright, let's get this game going again," Paige said, sitting down at the table. Billie took the apple out of her mouth and threw it away. She walked over and joined Leo and Paige at the table. "Piper, you gonna join?"
"No, I'm gonna take care of Jerry in here!" she called back.
"Dan?"
"I'm gonna help Piper!" he called back.
"Phoebe? Cole?"
"Oh yes!" they heard Phoebe yell in a pleased voice. "Yes, yes, yes!"
"Oh my god, what are they doing?" Billie asked, placing her hand over her mouth in disgust.
"Ooooh, yes!" Phoebe yelled out again. "Yes!"
"Cole, get off of my sister!" Paige yelled up the stairs.
"What?" he asked, casually walking down the stairs. "I'm not doing anything." Phoebe let out another pleased yell.
"What is she doing?" Leo asked. Soon enough, Phoebe stopped screaming, and she appeared at the top of the stairs. Her hair was wet and she was wearing a robe.
"Phoebe, what were you doing?" Paige asked.
"Nothing, just using my new Herbal Essences shampoo," Phoebe answered. "It felt good."
"Whatever," Paige said. "Can we just get to the game?"
"Demon!" Phoebe yelled.
"You finally came to your senses about Cole?" Paige asked. Cole threw an energy ball at her and then shoved his hands in his pockets and started whistling.
"No, a demon!" Phoebe yelled. A demon had shimmered in. Piper came running into the room just in time to see Phoebe jump over the railing.
"Phoebe, no!" she yelled. "You don't levitate anymore!" Phoebe suddenly realized that as well and screamed as she fell to the ground, right through a coffee table. Piper immediately blew up the demon. "Well, Phoebe's unconscious again. And what is Paige doing on the floor?"
"Cole threw an energy ball at me!" she accused.
"Is this true, Cole?" Piper asked.
"Um….no?" he nervously said.
"Well, there's your answer, Paige. Now, I need to get back to Dan and that potion. It's almost done."
"Why are you spending so much time with him anyways?" Leo asked.
"In case you haven't noticed, I blew up his niece," Piper said. "I need to take responsibility for that."
"Well, let me go in with you and see how things are going along."
"No…you don't need to…rat!" Piper yelled.
"Eek!" Leo screamed, jumping into Billie's arms. She fell backwards, and they were both knocked out. Piper went back into the kitchen.
"Look Cole," Paige said. "It's just you and me."
"Good," Cole said, throwing an energy ball.
"Energy ball!" Paige yelled. Phoebe woke up in time to see Paige throw the energy ball at Cole, who narrowly avoided it.
"Demon!" Phoebe yelled. "Piper!" Piper came walking back in.
"What the hell do you want now?"
"Paige is a demon," Phoebe said. "She threw an energy ball at Cole."
"No, I didn't!" Paige said.
"Cole, is this true?" Piper asked.
"Um…yes?"
"Well, there's our answer," Piper said. "Any last words, Paige?"
"We can't just kill her," Phoebe said. "She's our sister."
"You're right," Piper said. "Let's torture her. I'll get the crystals!" Piper ran upstairs and grabbed four crystals. She brought them downstairs and placed them around Paige.
"You do know I can just orb those crystals away, right?" Paige asked. "But just to prove that I'm not evil, I won't."
"Fine," Piper said. "If you stay in there for one hour, we'll believe you."
"Fine," Paige said, sitting down.
"Now, I'm gonna do that potion," Piper said. "Next person that calls my name gets blown up."
"But then you'll have to make another potion," Phoebe said. Piper rolled her eyes and threw a brick at her sister's head, knocking her to the floor.
"Hey, Cole," Paige said teasingly. "Why don't you call for my sister?"
"Damn you!" he yelled. He picked up one of the crystals and threw an energy ball at her, then quickly put the crystal back.
"This is the worst night ever!" Paige yelled.
"Well, I have some good news," Cole said. "I just saved a load of money on car insurance by switching to Geico." The doorbell suddenly rang.
"Cole, go be useful and answer the door," Paige said. Cole walked to the door and opened it. He gasped when he saw who it was.
A/N: Still random...