Chapter five

It was the next morning and much had calmed down. Everyone had stayed over and they had been hanging out and acting just like old times the night before. The sun shone down on the deck where Samantha and her boyfriend Nick Glomb sat. Nick sat in a low deck chair with Samantha sitting in between his legs and her head resting against his stomach. He held his arms around her and kissed the top of her head. It didn't surprise Bam or Glomb that their kids wound up seeing each other but they liked to joke that Samantha and Glomb's younger son, Darren, were better suited for each other just for the namesake. However the couple didn't find it very funny and neither did Darren.

Dyllan walked out onto the deck with a cup of tea in his hand. He padded over with his bare feet, which were mainly covered by his grey and blue pajama bottoms, and sat down at the table as annoyingly as possible. (Obnoxious fake yawning, scratching certain parts of his body and then smelling his fingers afterward, inhaling all the saliva in his mouth and spitting a huge was out towards the yard, sitting down as hard and noisily as possible and making sure that he gave his older sister a great crotch shot… the whole nine yards and more.) Samantha scoffed and turned her head in disgust.

"Do you have to do that?"
"Do what?" He asked innocently before sloppily slurping his tea
"Dude that's real gross." Nick complained
Dyllan wiped his mouth across his shirt sleeve "What do you want?"
"God damn, Dyllan, could you be any more annoying?" Groaned his sister
"I could. I'm actually holding back right now."
"Uh-huh."
"I am!" he laughed "Like I could drag out my fucking potter's wheel and set it up over there and just make the biggest mess ever with the wet clay, or I could go back inside and wake the DiCamillo's up and have them come out here to eat their breakfast in front of you guys. And you know how they eat."
Nick and Samantha grimaced "Yeah too well."
"Dude that's some of the grossest stuff I ever witnessed. Well… since Vito stopped coming around."
Samantha looked at Nick "You do know that Vito died right?"
"Yeah that's what I meant."
"But Dad'll still make it seem like Vito's here by making that tattoo "talk"." Dyllan laughed "Dude I swear Dad and his friends are more immature than we are sometimes."
"Yeah I know." Samantha snickered "It is hard to tell who the parents are sometimes."

The three of them began to laugh, not even realizing or caring how loud they were being. Dunn and Raab peered out the door towards the teenagers, looking like they had just been woken up.

"What's so funny out here?" Raab asked with a yawn
"Oh you guys just missed a whole big thing. It was awesome." Dyllan explained with a smirk that made him look even more like his father
"Yeah ok." Dunn nodded "Just take 'er easy with the laughing."
"Yeah some of us are still trying to sleep in here." Raab finished with a slap on Dunn's butt before walking inside

Dunn looked back at Raab confused and then went back inside. The three teenagers looked at each other with matching smiles, trying to hold their laughter back. They all burst out laughing at the same time.

"Those two I swear…" Nick said with a shake of his head
"Yeah I know. They're both married to really hot women, but when they're together it's like,"
"They're a bit more than friends!" Samantha finished Dyllan's statement
Dyllan laughed and pointed to his sister "Yeah Raab and Dunn are secret lovers, man!" he said in the voice that Bam and Raab would often use to be funny
Samantha smirked at Dyllan "You know Dyl… I used to wonder if you and Mark Novak were lovers before. I'm still not sure sometimes."
Dyllan looked at her puzzled, with his mouth open some "Huh?"
Samantha and Nick laughed together "It's not true, is it?" Nick asked with a grin
"No."

They all laughed again and went into another conversation. Inside the house Rake Jr. held a slobber-covered leash in his mouth. He brought the leash over to where a sleeping Dico lay and nicely rested the leash across Dico's face. Dico cracked his eyes open and slid the wet leash off of his face and onto the floor beside his make-shift bed. He then yawned and closed his eyes again.

"Jase go take the dog out."
"Why me?" Jason replied sleepily from across the room
"Because he wants to go out."
"But he wants you to let him out, not me ."
"I know but you're my son and I can ask you to do whatever I want you to do. And I don't feel like getting up."
Jason sighed as he sat up "You lazy fuck."
"You better believe it. Now let Rake Jr. out."

Jason stood up and then walked over to where his father was. He picked up the leash and shook his head at his dad.

"Come on boy." He said to the dog before attaching the leash to the dog's collar

He led Rake Jr. outside on the leash, but it took the dog a little while to find the perfect spot to relieve himself on. Once he had finished urinating in the perfect spot (which happened to be right on Vito's old car that was imbedded in cement in the drive way) he looked up towards the sound of a new arrival. A day late, Rake had finally shown up at Bam's house, and had just got out of his car. Rake Jr. spotted Rake and broke free from Jason's grasp, dragging the leash behind him as he ran.

"Rake Jr.!" Jason called "Get your ass back here!"
It was too late because the dog had all ready had Rake pinned to the ground. Rake Jr. stood over Rake's leg and began to hump it happily.
"Yo!" Rake shouted "Get this thing off of me!"
Jason laughed once he made it up to Rake and Rake Jr. He grabbed his stomach and doubled over as he howled in laughter.
"Rake Jr.! You found yourself a girlfriend!"
"Yeah very funny, asshole. Get this dog off of my leg!"
"But he just started. I say let him keep going."
Christene, with a broken arm in a sling and a video camera in her hand, walked up to Jason with a laugh.
"I got it all on tape!"
"You did? Great! Now we can show everyone!"
"That's the plan!"

The two of them looked over at Rake and laughed as Rake managed to wiggle free of the dog. Rake stood up, none too pleased, and headed towards the house.

"Sorry Rake!" Christene shouted towards him
"I'm not!" Jason added "Rake Jr. and your leg make a wonderful couple! I hope the two of them are very happy together!" he laughed and then looked at Christene after Rake went inside "So how's your arm?" He asked while getting Rake Jr.
"It fuckin' hurts. But I'll be fine."
"You know we're really, really sorry about it."
"Yeah I know. You guys have apologized 400 times last night. It's all ready starting to get old."
"Yeah I bet it is. But, man, I have never seen your dad like that before."
She rolled her eyes "He always gets like that when "his baby girl" is hurt or in danger. But a couple drinks later he's back to being the same old "Raab Himself". I've quickly grown to accept that about him." She finished with a grin
Jason pointed to the camera in her hand "Hey let's get everyone lese and watch that together."
"Yeah, but I'd like to edit it first, to make it extra funny."
"Can I help?"
"Sure."
"Oh hey I just got a great idea!"
"What is it?"
"It's still coming to me, but I know it's going to be great, especially once we get the others involved."
"Ooh… do tell."

He placed a friendly arm around her shoulders and he held firm onto Rake Jr.'s leash as they started walking to the house. She listened closely to him as he explained his idea.