A/N: w00t! I love reviews! Okii heres scene two, read at you..discretion? hehehe!
Disclaimer: Watasuki Nobuhiro owns RK and the Monty Python Team own the Holy Grail
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Rurouni Kenshin and the Holy Sakabato
Scene 2
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[thud]
[clang]
Jin'eh: Bring out your dead! [clang] Bring out your dead! [clang] Bring out your dead! [clang]
[People scatter for cover]
Jin'eh: Bring out your dead! [clang] Bring out your dead! [cough cough...] [clang] [...cough cough] Bring out your dead! Ninepence.
Jin'eh: Bring out... [woman bangs cat against wall] [rewr!] ...your dead! [rewr!] [clang] Bring out your dead!
Goheh: Here's one.
Jin'eh: Ninepence.
Kiheh: I'm not dead!
Jin'eh: What?
Goheh: Nothing. Here's your ninepence.
Kiheh: I'm not dead!
Jin'eh: 'Ere. He says he's not dead!
Goheh: Yes, he is.
Kiheh: I'm not!
Jin'eh: He isn't?
Goheh: Well, he will be soon. He's very ill.
Kiheh: I'm getting better!
Goheh: No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment.
Jin'eh: Oh, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
Kiheh: I don't want to go on the cart!
Goheh: Oh, don't be such a baby.
Jin'eh: I can't take him.
Kiheh: I feel fine!
Goheh: Well, do us a favour.
Jin'eh: I can't.
Goheh: Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
Jin'eh: No, I've got to go to the Shinsen Gumi'. They've lost nine today.
Goheh: Well, when's your next round?
Jin'eh: Thursday.
Kiheh: I think I'll go gamble.
Goheh: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Look. Isn't there something you can do?
Kiheh: [singing] I feel happy. I feel happy.
Jin'eh: [does the one sided heart and suffocates Kiheh.]
Goheh: Ah, thanks very much.
Jin'eh: Not at all. See you on Thursday.
Goheh: Right. All right. [howl] [Kenshin and Yahiko "ride" by] [clop clop clop] Who's that, then?
Jin'eh: I dunno. Must be a king.
Goheh: Why?
Jin'eh: He hasn't got shit all over him.
Tsuzukeru..
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Ano, since this was such a short and rather --boring-- scene, I'm gonna do another one for ya. Aren't I nice? Now you be nice and leave Phoe-chan a nice little review ^_^;
Disclaimer: Watasuki Nobuhiro owns RK and the Monty Python Team own the Holy Grail
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Rurouni Kenshin and the Holy Sakabato
Scene 2
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[thud]
[clang]
Jin'eh: Bring out your dead! [clang] Bring out your dead! [clang] Bring out your dead! [clang]
[People scatter for cover]
Jin'eh: Bring out your dead! [clang] Bring out your dead! [cough cough...] [clang] [...cough cough] Bring out your dead! Ninepence.
Jin'eh: Bring out... [woman bangs cat against wall] [rewr!] ...your dead! [rewr!] [clang] Bring out your dead!
Goheh: Here's one.
Jin'eh: Ninepence.
Kiheh: I'm not dead!
Jin'eh: What?
Goheh: Nothing. Here's your ninepence.
Kiheh: I'm not dead!
Jin'eh: 'Ere. He says he's not dead!
Goheh: Yes, he is.
Kiheh: I'm not!
Jin'eh: He isn't?
Goheh: Well, he will be soon. He's very ill.
Kiheh: I'm getting better!
Goheh: No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment.
Jin'eh: Oh, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
Kiheh: I don't want to go on the cart!
Goheh: Oh, don't be such a baby.
Jin'eh: I can't take him.
Kiheh: I feel fine!
Goheh: Well, do us a favour.
Jin'eh: I can't.
Goheh: Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
Jin'eh: No, I've got to go to the Shinsen Gumi'. They've lost nine today.
Goheh: Well, when's your next round?
Jin'eh: Thursday.
Kiheh: I think I'll go gamble.
Goheh: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Look. Isn't there something you can do?
Kiheh: [singing] I feel happy. I feel happy.
Jin'eh: [does the one sided heart and suffocates Kiheh.]
Goheh: Ah, thanks very much.
Jin'eh: Not at all. See you on Thursday.
Goheh: Right. All right. [howl] [Kenshin and Yahiko "ride" by] [clop clop clop] Who's that, then?
Jin'eh: I dunno. Must be a king.
Goheh: Why?
Jin'eh: He hasn't got shit all over him.
Tsuzukeru..
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Ano, since this was such a short and rather --boring-- scene, I'm gonna do another one for ya. Aren't I nice? Now you be nice and leave Phoe-chan a nice little review ^_^;