A/N: This is so much fun....
Disclaimer: Psh, if i owned either of them do you think i'd be sitting here? HA!
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Rurouni Kenshin and the Holy Sakabato
Scene 3
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[thud]
[King Kenshin music]
[thud thud thud]
[King Kenshin music stops]
Kenshin: Old woman-dono!
Shigure: Man!
Kenshin: Man. Sorry. What samurai lives in that dojo over there?
Shigure: I'm thirty-seven.
Kenshin: Shessha--Nani?
Shigure: I'm thirty-seven. I'm not old.
Kenshin: Oro...Well, I can't just call you 'Man'.
Shigure: Well, you could say 'Shigure'.
Kenshin: Well, I didn't know you were called 'Shigure'. O.o
Shigure: Well, you didn't bother to find out, did you?
Kenshin: I did say 'sorry' about the 'old woman-dono', but from the behind you looked--
Shigure: What I object to is that you automatically treat me like an inferior!
Kenshin: Well, I am King, de gozaru yo!
Shigure: Oh, King, eh, very nice. And how d'you get that, eh? By doing laundry! By 'anging on to outdated washboards which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society. If there's ever going to be any progress with the--
Toki: Shigure, there's some lovely filth down here. Oh! Hajime mashite?
Kenshin: How do you do, good lady? I am Kenshin, King of the Laundry. Who's dojo is that?
Toki: King of the what?
Kenshin: The Laundry.
Toki: Are you serious??
Kenshin: Well, yes. Sessha does a lot of laundry so he is King of it..
Toki: AHAHAHAHAHA!! I thought only women do laundry!
Shigure: You're fooling yourself. Men are just as responsible as women, no matter the sex--
Toki: Oh, there you go bringing sex into it again.
Shigure: That's what it's all about. Hell, that's what life's about!
Kenshin: ORO?! Please! Please, good people. I am in haste. Who lives in that castle?
Toki: No one lives there.
Kenshin: Then who does your laundry?
Toki: What?
Shigure: I told you, we take turns doing the laundry...
Kenshin: Yes.
Shigure: ...but we don't use the old fashion wash boards and fire heated water...
Kenshin: Yes, I see.
Shigure: ...we use modern technology with snuggles softener and..
Kenshin: Be quiet de gozaru yo!
DENNIS: Which is really nice for our rugged filth covered clothing...
Kenshin: .!! Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!
Toki: Order, eh? Who does he think he is? Heh.
Kenshin: I am your king!
Toki: Well, I didn't vote for you.
Kenshin: Gah! You don't vote for kings.
Toki: Well, how did you become King, then?
Kenshin: The Shihondai of the Kamiya Dojo,... [angels sing] ...her arm clad in the sweatiest of gi, held aloft a bokken from the wall of the dojo signifying by Divine Providence that I, Kenshin, was about to get my ass kicked. [singing stops] That is why I am your king!
Shigure: Listen. Strange women hitting people in the head with bokkens is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some girl attacking you with a stick.
Kenshin: [flashes battousai] Be quiet!
Shigure: Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause you do a lot of laundry or because some girl shoved a wooden sword through your skull!
Kenshin: Shut up!
Shigure: I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some bimbo hurled a sorry excuse for a weapon at me, they'd put me away!
Kenshin now Battousai: Shut up, I SAID SHUT UP!!
Shigure:Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.
Battousai: Violent this...
Shigure: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
Battousai: HITEN MITSURUGI RYU AMAKAKERU RYU NO HIRAMEKI!!
Shigure (In many pieces): Oh, what a give-away. Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about. Did you see him chopping me to bits me? You saw it, didn't you?
[Everyone shakes head]: He was too fast.
Shigure: ...Poo.
Kenshin: No one talks about MY Kaoru that way. [Rubs an old knot on his head and continues his merry way]
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) No one talks about HIS Kaoru that way. R&R please!! ^___^;
Disclaimer: Psh, if i owned either of them do you think i'd be sitting here? HA!
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Rurouni Kenshin and the Holy Sakabato
Scene 3
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[thud]
[King Kenshin music]
[thud thud thud]
[King Kenshin music stops]
Kenshin: Old woman-dono!
Shigure: Man!
Kenshin: Man. Sorry. What samurai lives in that dojo over there?
Shigure: I'm thirty-seven.
Kenshin: Shessha--Nani?
Shigure: I'm thirty-seven. I'm not old.
Kenshin: Oro...Well, I can't just call you 'Man'.
Shigure: Well, you could say 'Shigure'.
Kenshin: Well, I didn't know you were called 'Shigure'. O.o
Shigure: Well, you didn't bother to find out, did you?
Kenshin: I did say 'sorry' about the 'old woman-dono', but from the behind you looked--
Shigure: What I object to is that you automatically treat me like an inferior!
Kenshin: Well, I am King, de gozaru yo!
Shigure: Oh, King, eh, very nice. And how d'you get that, eh? By doing laundry! By 'anging on to outdated washboards which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society. If there's ever going to be any progress with the--
Toki: Shigure, there's some lovely filth down here. Oh! Hajime mashite?
Kenshin: How do you do, good lady? I am Kenshin, King of the Laundry. Who's dojo is that?
Toki: King of the what?
Kenshin: The Laundry.
Toki: Are you serious??
Kenshin: Well, yes. Sessha does a lot of laundry so he is King of it..
Toki: AHAHAHAHAHA!! I thought only women do laundry!
Shigure: You're fooling yourself. Men are just as responsible as women, no matter the sex--
Toki: Oh, there you go bringing sex into it again.
Shigure: That's what it's all about. Hell, that's what life's about!
Kenshin: ORO?! Please! Please, good people. I am in haste. Who lives in that castle?
Toki: No one lives there.
Kenshin: Then who does your laundry?
Toki: What?
Shigure: I told you, we take turns doing the laundry...
Kenshin: Yes.
Shigure: ...but we don't use the old fashion wash boards and fire heated water...
Kenshin: Yes, I see.
Shigure: ...we use modern technology with snuggles softener and..
Kenshin: Be quiet de gozaru yo!
DENNIS: Which is really nice for our rugged filth covered clothing...
Kenshin: .!! Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!
Toki: Order, eh? Who does he think he is? Heh.
Kenshin: I am your king!
Toki: Well, I didn't vote for you.
Kenshin: Gah! You don't vote for kings.
Toki: Well, how did you become King, then?
Kenshin: The Shihondai of the Kamiya Dojo,... [angels sing] ...her arm clad in the sweatiest of gi, held aloft a bokken from the wall of the dojo signifying by Divine Providence that I, Kenshin, was about to get my ass kicked. [singing stops] That is why I am your king!
Shigure: Listen. Strange women hitting people in the head with bokkens is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some girl attacking you with a stick.
Kenshin: [flashes battousai] Be quiet!
Shigure: Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause you do a lot of laundry or because some girl shoved a wooden sword through your skull!
Kenshin: Shut up!
Shigure: I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some bimbo hurled a sorry excuse for a weapon at me, they'd put me away!
Kenshin now Battousai: Shut up, I SAID SHUT UP!!
Shigure:Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.
Battousai: Violent this...
Shigure: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
Battousai: HITEN MITSURUGI RYU AMAKAKERU RYU NO HIRAMEKI!!
Shigure (In many pieces): Oh, what a give-away. Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about. Did you see him chopping me to bits me? You saw it, didn't you?
[Everyone shakes head]: He was too fast.
Shigure: ...Poo.
Kenshin: No one talks about MY Kaoru that way. [Rubs an old knot on his head and continues his merry way]
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) No one talks about HIS Kaoru that way. R&R please!! ^___^;