A/N: Ara..I had a time deciding who would be the Black Knight...if I could decide easily this would have been posted a much bit sooner...O_o;;
Disclaimer: I don't even own the word "Oro." So there.
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Rurouni Kenshin and the Holy Sakabato
Scene 4
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[King Kenshin music]
[music stops]
Bandaged Samurai: Aaaagh!
[King Kenshin music]
[music stops]
Bandaged Samurai: Aaagh!
Blind Samurai: Ooh! [Runs into tree]
[King Kenshin music]
[music stops]
[stab]
Bandaged Samurai: Aagh!
Blind Samurai: Watch the eyes!
[King Kenshin music]
Ooh! Uuh.
[music stops]
Bandaged Samurai: Aaaagh!
[clang]
Both Samurai: Agh!, oh!, etc.
Blind Samurai: Aaaaaah! Aaaaaaaaah!
[woosh] [Flings out a turtle shell]
[Bandaged Samurai kills Blind Samurai]
[thud]
[scrape]
Bandaged Samurai: [Sizzle]
[clop clop clop]
Kenshin: You fight with the strength of many men, Samurai Guy.
[pause]
I am Kenshin, King of the Laundry.
[pause]
Sessha seeks the biggest [Looks at self..] err, strongest and the bravest samurai in the land to join me in my court at Kamiya.
[pause]
You have proved yourself [notes dead samurai] ...worthy. Uhh..wanna join me?
[pause]
You make me sad. [sniffle] So be it. Come, Yahiko.
Yahiko: Yes, your "shortness".
Bandaged Samurai: None shall pass.
Kenshin: Nanda? [Swats Yahiko with a rice ball.]
Bandaged Samurai: None shall pass.
Kenshin: I have no quarrel with you, mummy man, but Sessha must cross this bridge.
Bandaged Samurai: Then you shall die.
Kenshin: As King of the Laundry, Sessha says "please?"
Yahiko: [stifles laughter]
Bandaged Samurai: I move for no red-haired men.
Kenshin: So be it! [puts on blonde wig]
Bandaged Samurai: ...
Kenshin: Fine, fine let's fight and get it over with.
Kenshin and Bandaged Samurai: Aaah!, hiyaah!, etc.
[Kenshin chops the Bandaged Samurai's left arm off]
Kenshin: Now stand aside, uni-armed mummy.
Bandaged Samurai: 'Tis but a scratch.
Kenshin: A scratch? Your arm's off!
Bandaged Samurai: No, it isn't.
Kenshin: [Sweatdrop] Well, what's that, then? [Points to bandaged arm flopping madly]
Bandaged Samurai: I've had worse.
Kenshin: Oro! You liar!
Bandaged Samurai: Come on, you rice ball!
[clang]
Huyah!
[clang]
Hiyaah!
[clang]
Ororo!!
[Bandaged Samurai trips over loose bandages and Kenshin cuts his other arm off]
Kenshin: Victory is mine! I-I mean...Sessha does not like to fight...
[kneeling]
We thank Thee Kami-sama, that in Thy mer--
Bandaged Samurai: Hah!
[kick]
Come on, then.
Kenshin: ORO? What?
Bandaged Samurai: The strong shall live and the weak will die!!!
[kick]
Kenshin: I dunno if it's bravery or just plain stupidity but whatever it is, you sure got a lot of it.
Bandaged Samurai: Oh, had enough, eh?
[Battousai takes over while Kenshin goes for a coffee break]
Battousai: Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left.
Bandaged Samurai: Yes, I have.
Battousai: Look!
Bandaged Samurai: So what if they're not connected to my body!
[kick]
Battousai: [Annoyed] Look, stop that.
Bandaged Samurai: Chicken! [kick] Chickennn!
Battousai: Screw the rurouni. C'mere you little..!
[kick]
[whop]
[Battousai gladly chops the Bandaged Samurai's right leg off]
Bandaged Samurai: Right. I'll do you for that!
Battousai: [bemused] You'll what?
Bandaged Samurai: Come here!
Battousai: What are you going to do, bleed on me?
Bandaged Samurai: I'm invincible! I'll rule all of Japan!
Battousai: You're a looney.
Bandaged Samurai: The strong live and the weak die!
[whop]
[Battousai chops the Bandaged Samurai's last leg off in hopes he dies off]
Bandaged Samurai: Oh? All right, we'll call it a draw.
Battousai: GAH I GIVE UP, DON'T DIE! SEE IF I CARE!!
[Kenshin persona returns with a cup of coffee.]
Kenshin: Did Sessha miss anything?
Bandaged Samurai: [tries to slap forehead but only manages to fall over]
Kenshin: Come, Yahiko.
Yahiko: God, you're becoming more like Busu every day....
Bandaged Samurai: Oh. Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you you schizophrenic red-haired freak!. I'll bite your legs off!
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Well, its not the most original thing, but I get points for trying, ne? ^^; Don't worry I'll try to have more funnier, interesting parts up soon.
Did ya guess who the Bandaged Samurai and the Blind Samurai were? *geegles*
Yahiko: REVIEW! I want her to get this over with. Me, Myoujin Yahiko, a SERVANT?! Busu #2 you'll pay for this.
*grabs Kaoru's bokken* Ahem??
^^;
Disclaimer: I don't even own the word "Oro." So there.
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Rurouni Kenshin and the Holy Sakabato
Scene 4
----------
[King Kenshin music]
[music stops]
Bandaged Samurai: Aaaagh!
[King Kenshin music]
[music stops]
Bandaged Samurai: Aaagh!
Blind Samurai: Ooh! [Runs into tree]
[King Kenshin music]
[music stops]
[stab]
Bandaged Samurai: Aagh!
Blind Samurai: Watch the eyes!
[King Kenshin music]
Ooh! Uuh.
[music stops]
Bandaged Samurai: Aaaagh!
[clang]
Both Samurai: Agh!, oh!, etc.
Blind Samurai: Aaaaaah! Aaaaaaaaah!
[woosh] [Flings out a turtle shell]
[Bandaged Samurai kills Blind Samurai]
[thud]
[scrape]
Bandaged Samurai: [Sizzle]
[clop clop clop]
Kenshin: You fight with the strength of many men, Samurai Guy.
[pause]
I am Kenshin, King of the Laundry.
[pause]
Sessha seeks the biggest [Looks at self..] err, strongest and the bravest samurai in the land to join me in my court at Kamiya.
[pause]
You have proved yourself [notes dead samurai] ...worthy. Uhh..wanna join me?
[pause]
You make me sad. [sniffle] So be it. Come, Yahiko.
Yahiko: Yes, your "shortness".
Bandaged Samurai: None shall pass.
Kenshin: Nanda? [Swats Yahiko with a rice ball.]
Bandaged Samurai: None shall pass.
Kenshin: I have no quarrel with you, mummy man, but Sessha must cross this bridge.
Bandaged Samurai: Then you shall die.
Kenshin: As King of the Laundry, Sessha says "please?"
Yahiko: [stifles laughter]
Bandaged Samurai: I move for no red-haired men.
Kenshin: So be it! [puts on blonde wig]
Bandaged Samurai: ...
Kenshin: Fine, fine let's fight and get it over with.
Kenshin and Bandaged Samurai: Aaah!, hiyaah!, etc.
[Kenshin chops the Bandaged Samurai's left arm off]
Kenshin: Now stand aside, uni-armed mummy.
Bandaged Samurai: 'Tis but a scratch.
Kenshin: A scratch? Your arm's off!
Bandaged Samurai: No, it isn't.
Kenshin: [Sweatdrop] Well, what's that, then? [Points to bandaged arm flopping madly]
Bandaged Samurai: I've had worse.
Kenshin: Oro! You liar!
Bandaged Samurai: Come on, you rice ball!
[clang]
Huyah!
[clang]
Hiyaah!
[clang]
Ororo!!
[Bandaged Samurai trips over loose bandages and Kenshin cuts his other arm off]
Kenshin: Victory is mine! I-I mean...Sessha does not like to fight...
[kneeling]
We thank Thee Kami-sama, that in Thy mer--
Bandaged Samurai: Hah!
[kick]
Come on, then.
Kenshin: ORO? What?
Bandaged Samurai: The strong shall live and the weak will die!!!
[kick]
Kenshin: I dunno if it's bravery or just plain stupidity but whatever it is, you sure got a lot of it.
Bandaged Samurai: Oh, had enough, eh?
[Battousai takes over while Kenshin goes for a coffee break]
Battousai: Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left.
Bandaged Samurai: Yes, I have.
Battousai: Look!
Bandaged Samurai: So what if they're not connected to my body!
[kick]
Battousai: [Annoyed] Look, stop that.
Bandaged Samurai: Chicken! [kick] Chickennn!
Battousai: Screw the rurouni. C'mere you little..!
[kick]
[whop]
[Battousai gladly chops the Bandaged Samurai's right leg off]
Bandaged Samurai: Right. I'll do you for that!
Battousai: [bemused] You'll what?
Bandaged Samurai: Come here!
Battousai: What are you going to do, bleed on me?
Bandaged Samurai: I'm invincible! I'll rule all of Japan!
Battousai: You're a looney.
Bandaged Samurai: The strong live and the weak die!
[whop]
[Battousai chops the Bandaged Samurai's last leg off in hopes he dies off]
Bandaged Samurai: Oh? All right, we'll call it a draw.
Battousai: GAH I GIVE UP, DON'T DIE! SEE IF I CARE!!
[Kenshin persona returns with a cup of coffee.]
Kenshin: Did Sessha miss anything?
Bandaged Samurai: [tries to slap forehead but only manages to fall over]
Kenshin: Come, Yahiko.
Yahiko: God, you're becoming more like Busu every day....
Bandaged Samurai: Oh. Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you you schizophrenic red-haired freak!. I'll bite your legs off!
----------
Well, its not the most original thing, but I get points for trying, ne? ^^; Don't worry I'll try to have more funnier, interesting parts up soon.
Did ya guess who the Bandaged Samurai and the Blind Samurai were? *geegles*
Yahiko: REVIEW! I want her to get this over with. Me, Myoujin Yahiko, a SERVANT?! Busu #2 you'll pay for this.
*grabs Kaoru's bokken* Ahem??
^^;