A/N: *dodges a hoarde of burnt rice balls* oi! sorry! sorry! I know its an uber-late post! SORRY!! Guess I shouldn't mention I basically had this one done for me *dodges a trojan rabbit* hehe ^^;; But do cut me a bit of slack. I've got about a dozen fics I'm working on X_x, some of which are still in planning stages. Oi...lol. Hope you enjoy!
Another Mirror Disclaimer: !nihsneK inuoruR ro nohtyP ytnoM nwo t'nod I
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Rurouni Kenshin and the Holy Sakabato
Scene 6
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PHOE-CHAN THE DEMENTED NARRATOR: The wise Sir Aoshi was the first to join King Kenshin's samurai, but other illustrious names were soon to follow: Sir Saitoh the Scary, Sir Soujiro the Innocent-looking, and Sir Sano the-not-quite-so-smart-as-Sir-Aoshi, who had nearly fought the Dragon of Hokkaido, who had nearly stood up to the vicious Tanuki of Tokyou, and who had personally wet himself at the Battle of Mnt. Hiei, and the aptly named Sir Kenji-who-is-not-quite-available-*cough*-yet.
Together they formed a band whose names and deeds were to be retold throughout the centuries: the Knights of the Laundry.
Scene 6
[clop clop clop]
SIR AOSHI: And that, Himura, is how we know the earth to be banana-shaped.
KENSHIN: Your philosophies scare me, Sir Aoshi. Explain again how the gozaru you come up with this stuff.
AOSHi: Oh, certainly *evil chibi-aoshi smirk*.
SIR SAITOH: Look, Ahous!!
[trumpets]
KENSHIN: Kamiya!
SIR SOUJIRO: Kamiya!
SAITOH: Tanuki's place.
YAHIKO: It's only Busu's house.
KENSHIN: Shh! Samurai, I bid you welcome to your new home.
Let us ride... to... Kamiya! *Yahiko pulls trip wire and all samurai fall over*
YAHIKO: ^_^ V!
[in dojo hall]
SAMURAI: [singing]
We're Samurai of the Laundry
We find ourselves in a quandary
To use our name to sing our fame,
'Cause not much rhymes with laundry.
[dancing]
We rarely dine in Kamiya:
Her cooking'll really whammy ya
We're Samurai of the Laundry.
This writer knows no boundary.
[in kitchen]
Ayame and Suzume: [clap clap clap clap]
[in dojo hall]
Samurai: [tap-dancing]
We find great ways to spend our days,
And go with rhymes like "Pawnee."
We're fanfic mad in Kamiya,
But don't let the story shammy ya.
We're happy, blithe, and carefree,
And also dirt- and crease-free.
Behind the scenes we dress like queens
And part-time at the foundry --
It's a busy life in Kamiya.
This song is really hammy, ja?
[outdoors]
KENSHIN: Well, on second thought, let's not go to Kamiya. It is a silly place.
SAMURAI: Right. Right.
YAHIKO: I already knew that, what page are you guys on?
End Scene 6
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A/N: Whooweee! Now we've established the Samurai of the Laundry. I'd like to personally thank Kuroiyousei for the song, I take no credit in writing this little songie that fits rather well I do think. All credit goes to Kuroiyousei! THANKS!
Ano..I usually do a thanks to the reviewers, so here goes a short one, since my net's pretty wacky I can't go and individual answer to each of your reviews but here's a thanks to you all!
Thank you to: Kiriko; Leila Winters; amiboshinomiko; DiaBlo; Akurei; V-Babe; Prudence-chan; Gochan; The Narrator; Karasu Morrigan; Renegade; moonblossom; Bishojo-Battousai; Faelynn; Nuitari The Evil Maniac; jessiehimechan; Suki; Vesca; Kuroiyousei; Rune-Rune; Willow.
If I left you out, I'm sorry, my internet is SO awful ;.;! And another thanks to those who read!
Now you know what to do, leave an original review! ^__^
**ignore the grammar, I do.**
Phoe-chan
Another Mirror Disclaimer: !nihsneK inuoruR ro nohtyP ytnoM nwo t'nod I
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Rurouni Kenshin and the Holy Sakabato
Scene 6
----------
PHOE-CHAN THE DEMENTED NARRATOR: The wise Sir Aoshi was the first to join King Kenshin's samurai, but other illustrious names were soon to follow: Sir Saitoh the Scary, Sir Soujiro the Innocent-looking, and Sir Sano the-not-quite-so-smart-as-Sir-Aoshi, who had nearly fought the Dragon of Hokkaido, who had nearly stood up to the vicious Tanuki of Tokyou, and who had personally wet himself at the Battle of Mnt. Hiei, and the aptly named Sir Kenji-who-is-not-quite-available-*cough*-yet.
Together they formed a band whose names and deeds were to be retold throughout the centuries: the Knights of the Laundry.
Scene 6
[clop clop clop]
SIR AOSHI: And that, Himura, is how we know the earth to be banana-shaped.
KENSHIN: Your philosophies scare me, Sir Aoshi. Explain again how the gozaru you come up with this stuff.
AOSHi: Oh, certainly *evil chibi-aoshi smirk*.
SIR SAITOH: Look, Ahous!!
[trumpets]
KENSHIN: Kamiya!
SIR SOUJIRO: Kamiya!
SAITOH: Tanuki's place.
YAHIKO: It's only Busu's house.
KENSHIN: Shh! Samurai, I bid you welcome to your new home.
Let us ride... to... Kamiya! *Yahiko pulls trip wire and all samurai fall over*
YAHIKO: ^_^ V!
[in dojo hall]
SAMURAI: [singing]
We're Samurai of the Laundry
We find ourselves in a quandary
To use our name to sing our fame,
'Cause not much rhymes with laundry.
[dancing]
We rarely dine in Kamiya:
Her cooking'll really whammy ya
We're Samurai of the Laundry.
This writer knows no boundary.
[in kitchen]
Ayame and Suzume: [clap clap clap clap]
[in dojo hall]
Samurai: [tap-dancing]
We find great ways to spend our days,
And go with rhymes like "Pawnee."
We're fanfic mad in Kamiya,
But don't let the story shammy ya.
We're happy, blithe, and carefree,
And also dirt- and crease-free.
Behind the scenes we dress like queens
And part-time at the foundry --
It's a busy life in Kamiya.
This song is really hammy, ja?
[outdoors]
KENSHIN: Well, on second thought, let's not go to Kamiya. It is a silly place.
SAMURAI: Right. Right.
YAHIKO: I already knew that, what page are you guys on?
End Scene 6
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A/N: Whooweee! Now we've established the Samurai of the Laundry. I'd like to personally thank Kuroiyousei for the song, I take no credit in writing this little songie that fits rather well I do think. All credit goes to Kuroiyousei! THANKS!
Ano..I usually do a thanks to the reviewers, so here goes a short one, since my net's pretty wacky I can't go and individual answer to each of your reviews but here's a thanks to you all!
Thank you to: Kiriko; Leila Winters; amiboshinomiko; DiaBlo; Akurei; V-Babe; Prudence-chan; Gochan; The Narrator; Karasu Morrigan; Renegade; moonblossom; Bishojo-Battousai; Faelynn; Nuitari The Evil Maniac; jessiehimechan; Suki; Vesca; Kuroiyousei; Rune-Rune; Willow.
If I left you out, I'm sorry, my internet is SO awful ;.;! And another thanks to those who read!
Now you know what to do, leave an original review! ^__^
**ignore the grammar, I do.**
Phoe-chan