A/N: I got my inspiration back! Well, sorta. Let's just say my new year's resolution is to update my fictions on a regular basis. Well, most of them. I'm sorta stuck on the KenNeko story, i know WHAT i'm gonna do but i gotta make sure i have the fort secure so when i post no one'll get thru to assassinate me for what torture i put poor Aoshi-cat thru.
ANYHOW, I know over the holidays we've lost a lot of reviewers to vacationing and naturally, i dont have a life so i stay home most of the time (its what i do all the time) so when i update i'm lacking my normal reviewers. So all I gotta say is, "I MISS YOU! COME BACKKKKK!"
On with the stupidity.
Disclaimer: I don't own either, but I think I'm almost as insane as watasuki-sama and Monty Python are....ALMOST.
*NOTE* I know that this scene occasionally offends those who are Christians. I tried to take out the religious aspects and put in something funny but most likely you wont take offense to, thus the title of this scene: "Hiko is GOD."
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Rurouni Kenshin and the Holy Sakabato
Scene 7
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[clop clop clop] [thunder] [angels sing]
HIKO: Kenshin! BAKA DENSHI!, King of the Laundry! ...Oh, don't grovel! Wait...Do. [singing stops] It's the drooling on my shoes that comes with the groveling that I can't stand.
KENSHIN: Sorry. [boom]
HIKO: And don't apologize. I KNOW you're sorry, I AM God.
YAHIKO: [muttering] Only cuz we ran short of actors and the director promised to pay you in sake. [boom]
HIKO: ...Right. [pause] What are you doing now?!
KENSHIN: I'm averting my eyes, Shisho.
HIKO: Well, don't. I mean, yes I'm holy and all..
KENSHIN: Actually, you're standing right in front of the Sun and it's creating a glare...
HIKO: Oh. Right! Baka Denshi, King of the Laundry, your Samurai of the Laundry shall have a task to make them an example in these dark times. [takes one glance at his Samurai and scoffs] We really DID run short on actors, what kind of budget are we working with here?
YAHIKO: Zip. Phoe-chan's broke.
PHOE-CHAN: [whacks them both] Shut up before I get Saito to gatotsu both of you to Hades, and yes "God" I'll see to it you GET there.
KENSHIN: [picking up where the scene leaves off] Good idea, Shisho!
HIKO: 'Course it's a good idea, stupid pupil! Behold! [Whips out his arm and points, while his cape flutters and catches fire from the Sun] [angels sing] Kenshin, this is the Holy Sakabato. Look well, Baka Denshi, for it is your sacred task to seek this pathetic excuse of a sword. That is your purpose, Kenshin: the quest for the Holy Sakabato. [Thunder] [singing stops] [Angels shriek as Hiko turns into a ball of flames and hurls into a backdrop, taking down several sets and propts with him]
PHOE-CHAN: Hmm, that exit couldn've gone better.
RANDOM ANGEL: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HIKO SEIJUURO HAS LEFT THE HEAVENS!
SAITO: A curse! This quest is a curse!
SOUJIRO: SHISHIO-SAN BE PRAISED!
[Samurai give him a look]
SOUJIRO: Er, uhm Hiko-san be praised!
End Scene 7
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A/N: Sorry, I couldn't resist letting Hiko play the part as "God". And again I'd leave individual reviews if I could access them right now without having to wait 15 minutes per page to open with about 4 re-connects in between. So again I say THANKS for the reviews and a big hug to you all! Hope you all had a great holiday and new years!
Note: In case you wonder, I take the original script and paste it so I have something to look at while i'm concocting the parody. So if you've seen where I've forgot to change something, like it says KNIGHT: instead of SAMURAI: just ignore it please. it saves me the trouble of going between pages so i just paste the scene then type over it. Yes, I'm a lazy bum.
Now please feel free to read a review, and even more so if you wanna check out my other works ^^; (Yes, I have no tact)
**Ignore the grammar, I do**
Phoe-chan
ANYHOW, I know over the holidays we've lost a lot of reviewers to vacationing and naturally, i dont have a life so i stay home most of the time (its what i do all the time) so when i update i'm lacking my normal reviewers. So all I gotta say is, "I MISS YOU! COME BACKKKKK!"
On with the stupidity.
Disclaimer: I don't own either, but I think I'm almost as insane as watasuki-sama and Monty Python are....ALMOST.
*NOTE* I know that this scene occasionally offends those who are Christians. I tried to take out the religious aspects and put in something funny but most likely you wont take offense to, thus the title of this scene: "Hiko is GOD."
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Rurouni Kenshin and the Holy Sakabato
Scene 7
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[clop clop clop] [thunder] [angels sing]
HIKO: Kenshin! BAKA DENSHI!, King of the Laundry! ...Oh, don't grovel! Wait...Do. [singing stops] It's the drooling on my shoes that comes with the groveling that I can't stand.
KENSHIN: Sorry. [boom]
HIKO: And don't apologize. I KNOW you're sorry, I AM God.
YAHIKO: [muttering] Only cuz we ran short of actors and the director promised to pay you in sake. [boom]
HIKO: ...Right. [pause] What are you doing now?!
KENSHIN: I'm averting my eyes, Shisho.
HIKO: Well, don't. I mean, yes I'm holy and all..
KENSHIN: Actually, you're standing right in front of the Sun and it's creating a glare...
HIKO: Oh. Right! Baka Denshi, King of the Laundry, your Samurai of the Laundry shall have a task to make them an example in these dark times. [takes one glance at his Samurai and scoffs] We really DID run short on actors, what kind of budget are we working with here?
YAHIKO: Zip. Phoe-chan's broke.
PHOE-CHAN: [whacks them both] Shut up before I get Saito to gatotsu both of you to Hades, and yes "God" I'll see to it you GET there.
KENSHIN: [picking up where the scene leaves off] Good idea, Shisho!
HIKO: 'Course it's a good idea, stupid pupil! Behold! [Whips out his arm and points, while his cape flutters and catches fire from the Sun] [angels sing] Kenshin, this is the Holy Sakabato. Look well, Baka Denshi, for it is your sacred task to seek this pathetic excuse of a sword. That is your purpose, Kenshin: the quest for the Holy Sakabato. [Thunder] [singing stops] [Angels shriek as Hiko turns into a ball of flames and hurls into a backdrop, taking down several sets and propts with him]
PHOE-CHAN: Hmm, that exit couldn've gone better.
RANDOM ANGEL: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HIKO SEIJUURO HAS LEFT THE HEAVENS!
SAITO: A curse! This quest is a curse!
SOUJIRO: SHISHIO-SAN BE PRAISED!
[Samurai give him a look]
SOUJIRO: Er, uhm Hiko-san be praised!
End Scene 7
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A/N: Sorry, I couldn't resist letting Hiko play the part as "God". And again I'd leave individual reviews if I could access them right now without having to wait 15 minutes per page to open with about 4 re-connects in between. So again I say THANKS for the reviews and a big hug to you all! Hope you all had a great holiday and new years!
Note: In case you wonder, I take the original script and paste it so I have something to look at while i'm concocting the parody. So if you've seen where I've forgot to change something, like it says KNIGHT: instead of SAMURAI: just ignore it please. it saves me the trouble of going between pages so i just paste the scene then type over it. Yes, I'm a lazy bum.
Now please feel free to read a review, and even more so if you wanna check out my other works ^^; (Yes, I have no tact)
**Ignore the grammar, I do**
Phoe-chan