A/N: And here is scene 10, just like I promised! :D Alas, it's not too original, mostly the song which isn't much. I shouldda got Kuroiyousei to do it -_-;;
Disclaimer: Don't own it! Just altered it to suit my demented likings.
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Rurouni Kenshin and the Holy Sakabato
Scene 10
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[trumpets]
PHOE-CHAN: The Tale of Sir Sano. So, each of the samurai, after much bickering and argumentation, went their separate ways. Sir Sano rode north, through the dark forest of Miso, accompanied by his favourite singing doctors.
MEGUMI: [singing]
Bravely bold Sir Sano rode forth from Kamiya.
He was not afraid to die, O brave Sir Sano.
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways,
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Sano!
He was not in the least bit scared to be smashed into a wall,
Or to have his eyes gouged out and be hit by Kaoru's bokken,
To have his knuckles split and his hair burned away
And his gut all filled with sake, brave Sir Sano!
With bumps on his head and his teeth bashed out
And his brain removed and his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped by Tanuki's burnt food
And his penis--
SIR SANO: Good Kami, Megumi...Where the hell did you make that shit up? Ohhhh, Heh. Looks like there's dirty work afoot.
MEGUMI: [rolls eyes]
SHIGURE: Anarcho-syndicalism is a way of preserving tofu.
TOKI: Oh, Shigure, forget about tofu. We haven't got enough mud.
ALL HEADS: Halt! Who art thou?
MEGUMI: [singing] He is brave Sir Sano, brave Sir Sano, who--
SANO: Shut up, Fox! Um, n-- n-- n-- nobody, really. I'm j-- j-- j-- ju-- just, um-- just passing through.
ALL HEADS: What do you want?
MEGUMI: [singing] To fight and--
SANO: Shut up! Um, oo, a-- nothing. Nothing, really. I, uh-- j-- j-- just-- just to, um-- just to p-- pass through, good Samurai.
MEGUMI: [rolls eyes]
ALL HEADS: I'm afraid not!
SANO: Ah. W-- well, actually I-- I am a Samurai of the Laundry.
ALL HEADS: You're a Samurai of the Laundry? [all burst out laughing]
SANO: [scowls] I am.
LEFT HEAD: [snicker] In that case, I shall have to kill you.
MIDDLE HEAD: Shall I?
RIGHT HEAD: Oh, I don't think so.
MIDDLE HEAD: Well, what do I think?
LEFT HEAD: I think kill him.
RIGHT HEAD: Oh, let's be nice to him.
LEFT HEAD: Oh, shut up.
SANO: Perhaps I could--
LEFT HEAD: And you. Oh, quick! Get the sword out. I want to cut his head off!
RIGHT HEAD: Oh, cut your own head off!
MIDDLE HEAD: Yes, do us all a favour!
LEFT HEAD: What?
RIGHT HEAD: Yapping on all the time.
MIDDLE HEAD: You're lucky. You're not next to him.
LEFT HEAD: What do you mean?
MIDDLE HEAD: You snore!
LEFT HEAD: Oh, I don't. Anyway, you've got bad breath.
MIDDLE HEAD: Well, it's only because you don't brush my teeth.
RIGHT HEAD: Oh, stop bitching and let's go have tea.
LEFT HEAD: Oh, all right. All right. All right. We'll kill him first and then have tea and soba.
MIDDLE HEAD: Yes.
RIGHT HEAD: Oh, not soba.
LEFT HEAD: All right. All right, not soba, but let's kill him anyway.
ALL HEADS: Right!
MIDDLE HEAD: He buggered off.
RIGHT HEAD: So he has. He's scarpered.
MEGUMI: [singing] Brave Sir Sano ran away,
SANO: No!
MEGUMI: [singing] Bravely ran away, away.
SANO: I didn't!
MEGUMI: [singing] When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.
SANO: No! Damnit, I didn't!
MEGUMI: [singing] Yes, brave Sir Sano turned about
SANO: SHUT UP!
MEGUMI: [singing] And hilariously, he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet,
SANO: I never did!
MEGUMI: [singing] He beat a very brave retreat,
SANO: You're sleeping by yourself tonight, Fox!!
MEGUMI: [singing] Bravest of the brave, Sir Sano.
SANO: FINE! _
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A/N: Like I said, not much originality but I didn't really know how to change this scene to fit the RK style. *bows head* gomen ne! I promise to do much better next time. *nods vigorously* Because next will be the Monk cartoon and Soujiro at Shrine Anthrax *wide grin* my poor, poor Sou. *hugs him*
Be ever so kind and leave a review!
**ignore the grammar, I do**
Phoe-chan
Disclaimer: Don't own it! Just altered it to suit my demented likings.
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Rurouni Kenshin and the Holy Sakabato
Scene 10
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[trumpets]
PHOE-CHAN: The Tale of Sir Sano. So, each of the samurai, after much bickering and argumentation, went their separate ways. Sir Sano rode north, through the dark forest of Miso, accompanied by his favourite singing doctors.
MEGUMI: [singing]
Bravely bold Sir Sano rode forth from Kamiya.
He was not afraid to die, O brave Sir Sano.
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways,
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Sano!
He was not in the least bit scared to be smashed into a wall,
Or to have his eyes gouged out and be hit by Kaoru's bokken,
To have his knuckles split and his hair burned away
And his gut all filled with sake, brave Sir Sano!
With bumps on his head and his teeth bashed out
And his brain removed and his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped by Tanuki's burnt food
And his penis--
SIR SANO: Good Kami, Megumi...Where the hell did you make that shit up? Ohhhh, Heh. Looks like there's dirty work afoot.
MEGUMI: [rolls eyes]
SHIGURE: Anarcho-syndicalism is a way of preserving tofu.
TOKI: Oh, Shigure, forget about tofu. We haven't got enough mud.
ALL HEADS: Halt! Who art thou?
MEGUMI: [singing] He is brave Sir Sano, brave Sir Sano, who--
SANO: Shut up, Fox! Um, n-- n-- n-- nobody, really. I'm j-- j-- j-- ju-- just, um-- just passing through.
ALL HEADS: What do you want?
MEGUMI: [singing] To fight and--
SANO: Shut up! Um, oo, a-- nothing. Nothing, really. I, uh-- j-- j-- just-- just to, um-- just to p-- pass through, good Samurai.
MEGUMI: [rolls eyes]
ALL HEADS: I'm afraid not!
SANO: Ah. W-- well, actually I-- I am a Samurai of the Laundry.
ALL HEADS: You're a Samurai of the Laundry? [all burst out laughing]
SANO: [scowls] I am.
LEFT HEAD: [snicker] In that case, I shall have to kill you.
MIDDLE HEAD: Shall I?
RIGHT HEAD: Oh, I don't think so.
MIDDLE HEAD: Well, what do I think?
LEFT HEAD: I think kill him.
RIGHT HEAD: Oh, let's be nice to him.
LEFT HEAD: Oh, shut up.
SANO: Perhaps I could--
LEFT HEAD: And you. Oh, quick! Get the sword out. I want to cut his head off!
RIGHT HEAD: Oh, cut your own head off!
MIDDLE HEAD: Yes, do us all a favour!
LEFT HEAD: What?
RIGHT HEAD: Yapping on all the time.
MIDDLE HEAD: You're lucky. You're not next to him.
LEFT HEAD: What do you mean?
MIDDLE HEAD: You snore!
LEFT HEAD: Oh, I don't. Anyway, you've got bad breath.
MIDDLE HEAD: Well, it's only because you don't brush my teeth.
RIGHT HEAD: Oh, stop bitching and let's go have tea.
LEFT HEAD: Oh, all right. All right. All right. We'll kill him first and then have tea and soba.
MIDDLE HEAD: Yes.
RIGHT HEAD: Oh, not soba.
LEFT HEAD: All right. All right, not soba, but let's kill him anyway.
ALL HEADS: Right!
MIDDLE HEAD: He buggered off.
RIGHT HEAD: So he has. He's scarpered.
MEGUMI: [singing] Brave Sir Sano ran away,
SANO: No!
MEGUMI: [singing] Bravely ran away, away.
SANO: I didn't!
MEGUMI: [singing] When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.
SANO: No! Damnit, I didn't!
MEGUMI: [singing] Yes, brave Sir Sano turned about
SANO: SHUT UP!
MEGUMI: [singing] And hilariously, he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet,
SANO: I never did!
MEGUMI: [singing] He beat a very brave retreat,
SANO: You're sleeping by yourself tonight, Fox!!
MEGUMI: [singing] Bravest of the brave, Sir Sano.
SANO: FINE! _
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A/N: Like I said, not much originality but I didn't really know how to change this scene to fit the RK style. *bows head* gomen ne! I promise to do much better next time. *nods vigorously* Because next will be the Monk cartoon and Soujiro at Shrine Anthrax *wide grin* my poor, poor Sou. *hugs him*
Be ever so kind and leave a review!
**ignore the grammar, I do**
Phoe-chan