A/N: The long awaited Sir Soujiro and Dojo Anthrax! Yes, I know what you're thinking, earlier, I said "Shrine Anthrax" Demo...a bunch of horny virgins in a shrine just isn't right. So its...Dojo Anthrax! YEAH! Hehe..let the torture begin. ^_______^
Disclaimer: I don't own Monty Python and I don't own Rurouni Kenshin. I don't own Anthrax and I don't own Dojos, shrines or Soujiro. *sniffles* I WANT SOU!!!!! :P
**WARNING** This chapter is probably an R-rating. A lot of sexual hints and uhh yeah. Sou-fans be warned.
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Rurouni Kenshin and the Holy Sakabato
A Cartoon and Scene 11
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CARTOON SHINSENGUMI: [chanting] Aku zoku san...Evil swiftly slain..
RANDOM SHINSENGUMI MEMBER: Heh heh heeh ooh... [twang] [flips off a 'diving board' and lands in..something]
CARTOON SHINSENGUMI: [chanting] Aku zoku san,...
RANDOM: Wayy! [splash] Ho ho. Woa, wayy! [twang] [splash] Heh heh heh heh ho! Heh heh heh!
CARTOON SHINSENGUMI: [chanting] Evil swiftly slain...
ANOTHER RANDOM: Wayy! [twang] Wayy! [twang]
VOICE: [whispering] Forgive me, for I have sinned.
CARTOON: Oh! Oooo.
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[trumpets]
PHOE-CHAN: The Tale of Sir Soujiro. [Snicker]
[boom] [wind] [howl] [howl] [boom] [angels singing] [imagine of grail atop a dojo] [howl] [boom] [howl] [boom] [pound pound pound]
SOUJIRO: Open the door! Open the door! [pound pound pound] In the name of all that is strong, open the door!
AOSHI: [offset] It's made of ricepaper! [slaps forehead]
[creak] [thump] [creak] [boom]
GIRLS: IRRASHAI!
TAE: Welcome, gentle, kawaii Sir Samurai. Welcome to the Dojo Anthrax.
SOUJIRO: The Dojo Anthrax? [gives a confused smile, girls faint]
TAE: Yes. Oh, it's not a very good name, is it? We thought about having a shrine, but no... Oh, but we are nice and we will attend to your every, every need! [wink]
SOUJIRO: [totally clueless] You are the keepers of the Holy Sakabato?
TAE: The what?
SOUJIRO: The sakabato. It is here!
TAE: Oh, but you are tired and you must rest awhile. Okon! Omasu!
OKON AND OMASU: Yes, O Tae?
TAE: Prepare a bed for our guest. [Eyes Soujiro evilly]
OKON AND OMASU: Sure! Okay! Yeah! Woo! Oro?! Wait...
TAE: [sweatdrop] Get lost you two. The beds here are warm and soft and very, very big. [nods slowly]
SOUJIRO: Well, haha, I-- I, uh-- [blank smile]
TAE: What is your name, handsome boy? And do tell me you're uhm..not a pre-teen.
SOUJIRO: 'Sir Soujiro... the Cute'. I'm uhm...[counts on fingers] 18.
TAE: Yes! [grins] Mine is 'Tae'. Just 'Tae'. Oh, but come.
SOUJIRO: Look, please! In Shi-err-Hiko's name, show me the Sabakato!
TAE: Oh, you talk such nonsense. You know the ban against swords. You are delirious.
SOUJIRO: No, look. I have seen it! It is here in this--place! [starts looking under rugs and tables]
TAE: Sir Soujiro! You would not be so uncute as to refuse our hospitality. And uhm...services?
SOUJIRO: [confused again] Well, I-- I, uh--
TAE: Oh, I am afraid our life must seem very dull and quiet compared to yours. We are but eight score young blondes and brunettes, all under 20 years of age with breast sizes from 34C to 38D. All we do is bathing, dressing, undressing, making exciting underwear. We are just not used to handsome samurai and so cute like you. Nay. Nay. Come. Come. You may lie here. Oh, but you are wounded!
SOUJIRO: [wide eyed] No, no. It's-- it's nothing. Hahaha, nothing at all.........Kami, help me....
TAE: Oh, you must see the doctors immediately! No, no, please! Lie down. [clap clap]
MISAO: Well, what seems to be the trouble? [sharpens a set of kunai]
SOUJIRO: They're doctors?! What happened to Takani-san?!
TAE: Uh, they... have a basic medical training, yes. And Megumi...is uhm...preoccupied?
SOUJIRO: B-- but-- it's just a scratch!
TAE: Oh yes, that's what Shishio said and look at him!
SOUJIRO: ;_;
TAE: Oh, come. Come. You must try to rest. Doctor Misao! Doctor Magdaria! Practise your art.
MAGDARIA: Try to relax. [takes away his sword]
SOUJIRO: [whimpers] Are you sure that's absolutely necessary?
MISAO: [flicks wrist full of kunai] We must examine you. [Reaches for the tie of his hakama]
SOUJIRO: ACK! There's nothing wrong with that! [pulls legs up to his chest] Shishio-san help meee.....
MISAO: Please. We are doctors.
SOUJIRO: Uhm, I thought you were a ninja and she was some holy-freak...
MISAO: [stradles Soujiro] Hold still!
SOUJIRO: [shrieks] Ahh! Get off me! I wanna stay a virgin!!
MISAO: Not if I have anything to say about it!
SOUJIRO: YOU SAID IT WOULD BE OFFSET!! [pushes Misao off and runs] I'm looking for a sakabato!!!
MAGDARIA: There's no sakabato here. [lower voice] unless you're referring to what's in your hakama...
SOUJIRO: [running around madly] I have seen it! I have...[Magdaria's words click] WHAT?! [smacks into a wall] T_T; [pushes through door] I have s-see--
GIRLS: Hello.
SOUJIRO: Oh....
GIRLS: [many many geisha, bathing, dressing, etc stare at him, hearts in their eyes.] Hello. Hello. Hello.
SOUJIRO: TAE!
SAE: No, I am Tae's identical twin sister, Sae, but I'm much prettier.
SOUJIRO: ...[blink] Oh, well, excuse me, I--
SAE: Where are you going?
SOUJIRO: [smiles] I seek the sakabato! I have seen it, here in this dojo!
SAE: Oh, no. Oh, no! Bad, bad Tae!
SOUJIRO: Well, what is it?
SAE: Oh, wicked, bad, naughty Tae! She has been setting alight to our timer, which, I have just remembered, is sword-shaped. It's not the first time we've had this problem.
SOUJIRO: [exasperated] It's not the real Sakabato?
SAE: Oh, wicked, bad, naughty, evil Tae! She is a bad person and must pay the penalty! Do you think this scene should have been cut? We were so worried when Phoe-chan was writing it, because you know how awful her fics are, but now, we're glad. It's better than some of the previous scenes, I think.
LEFT HEAD: At least ours was better visually.
SHIGURE: Well, at least ours was committed. It wasn't just a string of pussy jokes.
OLD MAN: Get on with it.
KATSU THE ENCHANTER: Yes, get on with it!
ARMY OF SAMURAI: Yes, get on with it!
SAE: Oh, I am enjoying this scene.
HIKO: Get on with it!
SAE: [sigh] [clunk] Oh, wicked, wicked Tae. Oh, she is a naughty person and she must pay the penalty, and here in Dojo Anthrax, we have but one punishment for setting alight the sakaba-shaped timer: you must tie her down on a futon and spank her.
SOUJIRO: DO WHAT?!
GIRLS: A spanking! A spanking!
SAE: You must spank her well, and after you have spanked her, you may deal with her as you like, and then, spank me.
TSUBAME: And spank me.
SHURA: And me.
TOMOE: And me.
SOUJIRO: Yes. Yes, you must give us all a good spanking!
GIRLS: A spanking! A spanking! There is going to be a spanking tonight!
SOUJIRO: [pales visibly]
SAE: And after the spanking, the oral sex.
SOUJIRO: THE WHAT?!!
GIRLS: The oral sex! The oral sex!
SOUJIRO: [smiles widely] Well, I could stay a bit longer.
SAITOH: Sir Tenken! [bursts in]
SOUJIRO: Oh, hello. [smiles]
SAITOH: Quick!
SOUJIRO: What?
SAITOH: Quick!
SOUJIRO: Why?
SAITOH: You are in great peril!
SAE: No, he isn't.
SAITOH: Shut up, On'na.
SOUJIRO: You know, she's got a point. ^-^
SAITOH: Come on! We will cover your escape!
SOUJIRO: Look, I'm fine!
SAITOH: No you aren't! Looking at these girls is making you as hard as a rock, ahou!
GIRLS: Sir Soujiro! [moon him]
SOUJIRO: I AM NOT! [looks down] hoo boy... [looks up] O_O HOO BOY....
SAE: We have bondage leather in the closet!
GIRLS: Yes! And a whip!
SAITOH: No, Tenken. Come on! Before Phoe gets any more sick ideas
PHOE: You gave me the suggestions, Haji-chan.
SOUJIRO: No! Really! Honestly, I can cope. I can handle this lot easily. I'm Tenken! The prodigy! I'll shukuchi them all to bliss!
SAE: [swoons] Oh, yes! Let us see his speed!
GIRLS: And his heavenly sword!
SAITOH: GOOD KAMI THAT'S WRONG
SOUJIRO: They want to see! It won't take long! There's only a hundred-and-fifty of them!
SAE: Yes! Yes, he will be hasty! Or we could just have an orgy!
GIRLS: Ohhh! An orgy! You can join us! [boom] [Saitoh pulls Sou out and leaves]
SAE: Oh, shit.
SAITOH: We were in the nick of time. This stupid thing's only rated PG-13...
SOUJIRO: It could have been sensored...
SAITOH: You're a sad, deprived child.
SOUJIRO: But, this could be the answers I seek! Let me go back and see! I'll come back in ten years!
SAITOH: No.
SOUJIRO: DAMNIT! I spent ten years with Shishio-san. There was only Yumi-san who belonged to him and Kamatari and that's not exactly RIGHT. I HAVE A RIGHT TO EXPERIENCE THE PLEASURES OF LIFE! [wails]
SAITOH: You're not missing much. Now we must find the Holy Sakabato. Come on, I need a smoke!
SOUJIRO: Oh, let me have just a little bit of fun?
SAITOH: No. It's unhealthy. And quit smiling. You're freaking the audience out.
SOUJIRO: Bet you're gay.
SAITOH: I have a wife.
SOUJIRO: Well, isn't she living a lie, then.
End Scene 11
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A/N: You have now been introduced to super-hyper hentai Phoe's writing techniques. You may now pick your jaws up off the floor and proceed to leave a review. XD Don't kill me. :P
To the Reviewers: (There were a lot this time! Yay! ^______^!)
MON: I'm glad you find it funny! I try to make it as hilarious as possible...thanks for reviewing!
Kebinu: Yeah, Sano's not a sissy but I really couldn't think of anyone better to play the part, he don't mind though...I paid him in twizzlers (He calls them Speefy [derived from Spiffy] Red Chewy Things) And of course I had to have Megumi in there, not that I like her much but I couldn't disappoint her fans :D LOL Delicately...yeah, that's a delicate description of the drug ;D
Gochan: You are so right, I thought about that after I posted. I was thinking Oniwaban members..like Shiro, Omasu and Okon..*shakes head* Thanks for your great compliments, Gochan!!
Akai Kitsune: ROFL! It's still funny, good pun ;D I agree, I can't wait to see the Knights of...yeah I can't wait to parodize that part. Wah! You have the soundtrack? LOL I just download some of the songs..I even have midis -_-; Thanks for your compliments! (Laughing included :D)
April-san: LOL It's okay to have a Gollum in your throat, Meow-chan (Renegade on ff.net) And I plan on going around dressed as rurounis one day and singing Gollum's Fish Song :D Thanks for your compliments and making me laugh with the Gollum speech ^_^
Prudence-chan: I'm glad you like! I wish I had made it more original but I promise more hilarity for Sano/Meg fans somewhere in here (I'll try to squeeze in her laugh, too). And Poor Sou..*hugs him* I made it up to him though...*hitches a thumb towards Seta who has lots of candy around him.* You can't immagine what kind of sweet tooth that boy has!
Kuroiyousei: *puts a pillow on your head to stop your beatings to yourself* Fae-san! You're making echoes! Maa, It's all right 'bout the song, I think mine'll do for now :D And I hope you liked this scene, poor poor Soujiro. Even though I know you'll be looking forward to Saitoh's big scene :D
Lady Belegwen Lightningblade: Here is more! Yes more! As for the rabbit being a racoon..i'm not sure..i've been asked to keep it as a rabbit, yet a tanuki might be more hilarious and fitting. We'll see. Maybe do a poll.. Hmm..
UnearthlyEmperor: I love MP and the Holy Grail, too! I can't believe I actually am writing an RK parody of this! But it works! I'm glad you enjoy! Continue reading :D!
genki-assasin: It's okay to change names! I've changed mine once before. It used to be Megami no Hi. :D (But it's actually spelt assassin ;D) aww, alright...*gives you Sou* You got ten seconds! ) LOL Sou would never? I think he just did! HAHA! And you're already driven mad :P
The Narrator: Yeah, I agree...Meg's got some issues. Sano's a chicken head! yeah! *laughs* I agree, poor Sou definitely needs...uhm...yeah. *avoids being hit by Bokken of Modesty* :D Glad you're enjoying!
And a thanks to those who have read!
Now leave me a review or I will sick a Majestic Moose on you! ) Or a horde of horny women....I pity both sexes on that.
**ignore the grammar, I do**
Phoe-chan
Disclaimer: I don't own Monty Python and I don't own Rurouni Kenshin. I don't own Anthrax and I don't own Dojos, shrines or Soujiro. *sniffles* I WANT SOU!!!!! :P
**WARNING** This chapter is probably an R-rating. A lot of sexual hints and uhh yeah. Sou-fans be warned.
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Rurouni Kenshin and the Holy Sakabato
A Cartoon and Scene 11
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CARTOON SHINSENGUMI: [chanting] Aku zoku san...Evil swiftly slain..
RANDOM SHINSENGUMI MEMBER: Heh heh heeh ooh... [twang] [flips off a 'diving board' and lands in..something]
CARTOON SHINSENGUMI: [chanting] Aku zoku san,...
RANDOM: Wayy! [splash] Ho ho. Woa, wayy! [twang] [splash] Heh heh heh heh ho! Heh heh heh!
CARTOON SHINSENGUMI: [chanting] Evil swiftly slain...
ANOTHER RANDOM: Wayy! [twang] Wayy! [twang]
VOICE: [whispering] Forgive me, for I have sinned.
CARTOON: Oh! Oooo.
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[trumpets]
PHOE-CHAN: The Tale of Sir Soujiro. [Snicker]
[boom] [wind] [howl] [howl] [boom] [angels singing] [imagine of grail atop a dojo] [howl] [boom] [howl] [boom] [pound pound pound]
SOUJIRO: Open the door! Open the door! [pound pound pound] In the name of all that is strong, open the door!
AOSHI: [offset] It's made of ricepaper! [slaps forehead]
[creak] [thump] [creak] [boom]
GIRLS: IRRASHAI!
TAE: Welcome, gentle, kawaii Sir Samurai. Welcome to the Dojo Anthrax.
SOUJIRO: The Dojo Anthrax? [gives a confused smile, girls faint]
TAE: Yes. Oh, it's not a very good name, is it? We thought about having a shrine, but no... Oh, but we are nice and we will attend to your every, every need! [wink]
SOUJIRO: [totally clueless] You are the keepers of the Holy Sakabato?
TAE: The what?
SOUJIRO: The sakabato. It is here!
TAE: Oh, but you are tired and you must rest awhile. Okon! Omasu!
OKON AND OMASU: Yes, O Tae?
TAE: Prepare a bed for our guest. [Eyes Soujiro evilly]
OKON AND OMASU: Sure! Okay! Yeah! Woo! Oro?! Wait...
TAE: [sweatdrop] Get lost you two. The beds here are warm and soft and very, very big. [nods slowly]
SOUJIRO: Well, haha, I-- I, uh-- [blank smile]
TAE: What is your name, handsome boy? And do tell me you're uhm..not a pre-teen.
SOUJIRO: 'Sir Soujiro... the Cute'. I'm uhm...[counts on fingers] 18.
TAE: Yes! [grins] Mine is 'Tae'. Just 'Tae'. Oh, but come.
SOUJIRO: Look, please! In Shi-err-Hiko's name, show me the Sabakato!
TAE: Oh, you talk such nonsense. You know the ban against swords. You are delirious.
SOUJIRO: No, look. I have seen it! It is here in this--place! [starts looking under rugs and tables]
TAE: Sir Soujiro! You would not be so uncute as to refuse our hospitality. And uhm...services?
SOUJIRO: [confused again] Well, I-- I, uh--
TAE: Oh, I am afraid our life must seem very dull and quiet compared to yours. We are but eight score young blondes and brunettes, all under 20 years of age with breast sizes from 34C to 38D. All we do is bathing, dressing, undressing, making exciting underwear. We are just not used to handsome samurai and so cute like you. Nay. Nay. Come. Come. You may lie here. Oh, but you are wounded!
SOUJIRO: [wide eyed] No, no. It's-- it's nothing. Hahaha, nothing at all.........Kami, help me....
TAE: Oh, you must see the doctors immediately! No, no, please! Lie down. [clap clap]
MISAO: Well, what seems to be the trouble? [sharpens a set of kunai]
SOUJIRO: They're doctors?! What happened to Takani-san?!
TAE: Uh, they... have a basic medical training, yes. And Megumi...is uhm...preoccupied?
SOUJIRO: B-- but-- it's just a scratch!
TAE: Oh yes, that's what Shishio said and look at him!
SOUJIRO: ;_;
TAE: Oh, come. Come. You must try to rest. Doctor Misao! Doctor Magdaria! Practise your art.
MAGDARIA: Try to relax. [takes away his sword]
SOUJIRO: [whimpers] Are you sure that's absolutely necessary?
MISAO: [flicks wrist full of kunai] We must examine you. [Reaches for the tie of his hakama]
SOUJIRO: ACK! There's nothing wrong with that! [pulls legs up to his chest] Shishio-san help meee.....
MISAO: Please. We are doctors.
SOUJIRO: Uhm, I thought you were a ninja and she was some holy-freak...
MISAO: [stradles Soujiro] Hold still!
SOUJIRO: [shrieks] Ahh! Get off me! I wanna stay a virgin!!
MISAO: Not if I have anything to say about it!
SOUJIRO: YOU SAID IT WOULD BE OFFSET!! [pushes Misao off and runs] I'm looking for a sakabato!!!
MAGDARIA: There's no sakabato here. [lower voice] unless you're referring to what's in your hakama...
SOUJIRO: [running around madly] I have seen it! I have...[Magdaria's words click] WHAT?! [smacks into a wall] T_T; [pushes through door] I have s-see--
GIRLS: Hello.
SOUJIRO: Oh....
GIRLS: [many many geisha, bathing, dressing, etc stare at him, hearts in their eyes.] Hello. Hello. Hello.
SOUJIRO: TAE!
SAE: No, I am Tae's identical twin sister, Sae, but I'm much prettier.
SOUJIRO: ...[blink] Oh, well, excuse me, I--
SAE: Where are you going?
SOUJIRO: [smiles] I seek the sakabato! I have seen it, here in this dojo!
SAE: Oh, no. Oh, no! Bad, bad Tae!
SOUJIRO: Well, what is it?
SAE: Oh, wicked, bad, naughty Tae! She has been setting alight to our timer, which, I have just remembered, is sword-shaped. It's not the first time we've had this problem.
SOUJIRO: [exasperated] It's not the real Sakabato?
SAE: Oh, wicked, bad, naughty, evil Tae! She is a bad person and must pay the penalty! Do you think this scene should have been cut? We were so worried when Phoe-chan was writing it, because you know how awful her fics are, but now, we're glad. It's better than some of the previous scenes, I think.
LEFT HEAD: At least ours was better visually.
SHIGURE: Well, at least ours was committed. It wasn't just a string of pussy jokes.
OLD MAN: Get on with it.
KATSU THE ENCHANTER: Yes, get on with it!
ARMY OF SAMURAI: Yes, get on with it!
SAE: Oh, I am enjoying this scene.
HIKO: Get on with it!
SAE: [sigh] [clunk] Oh, wicked, wicked Tae. Oh, she is a naughty person and she must pay the penalty, and here in Dojo Anthrax, we have but one punishment for setting alight the sakaba-shaped timer: you must tie her down on a futon and spank her.
SOUJIRO: DO WHAT?!
GIRLS: A spanking! A spanking!
SAE: You must spank her well, and after you have spanked her, you may deal with her as you like, and then, spank me.
TSUBAME: And spank me.
SHURA: And me.
TOMOE: And me.
SOUJIRO: Yes. Yes, you must give us all a good spanking!
GIRLS: A spanking! A spanking! There is going to be a spanking tonight!
SOUJIRO: [pales visibly]
SAE: And after the spanking, the oral sex.
SOUJIRO: THE WHAT?!!
GIRLS: The oral sex! The oral sex!
SOUJIRO: [smiles widely] Well, I could stay a bit longer.
SAITOH: Sir Tenken! [bursts in]
SOUJIRO: Oh, hello. [smiles]
SAITOH: Quick!
SOUJIRO: What?
SAITOH: Quick!
SOUJIRO: Why?
SAITOH: You are in great peril!
SAE: No, he isn't.
SAITOH: Shut up, On'na.
SOUJIRO: You know, she's got a point. ^-^
SAITOH: Come on! We will cover your escape!
SOUJIRO: Look, I'm fine!
SAITOH: No you aren't! Looking at these girls is making you as hard as a rock, ahou!
GIRLS: Sir Soujiro! [moon him]
SOUJIRO: I AM NOT! [looks down] hoo boy... [looks up] O_O HOO BOY....
SAE: We have bondage leather in the closet!
GIRLS: Yes! And a whip!
SAITOH: No, Tenken. Come on! Before Phoe gets any more sick ideas
PHOE: You gave me the suggestions, Haji-chan.
SOUJIRO: No! Really! Honestly, I can cope. I can handle this lot easily. I'm Tenken! The prodigy! I'll shukuchi them all to bliss!
SAE: [swoons] Oh, yes! Let us see his speed!
GIRLS: And his heavenly sword!
SAITOH: GOOD KAMI THAT'S WRONG
SOUJIRO: They want to see! It won't take long! There's only a hundred-and-fifty of them!
SAE: Yes! Yes, he will be hasty! Or we could just have an orgy!
GIRLS: Ohhh! An orgy! You can join us! [boom] [Saitoh pulls Sou out and leaves]
SAE: Oh, shit.
SAITOH: We were in the nick of time. This stupid thing's only rated PG-13...
SOUJIRO: It could have been sensored...
SAITOH: You're a sad, deprived child.
SOUJIRO: But, this could be the answers I seek! Let me go back and see! I'll come back in ten years!
SAITOH: No.
SOUJIRO: DAMNIT! I spent ten years with Shishio-san. There was only Yumi-san who belonged to him and Kamatari and that's not exactly RIGHT. I HAVE A RIGHT TO EXPERIENCE THE PLEASURES OF LIFE! [wails]
SAITOH: You're not missing much. Now we must find the Holy Sakabato. Come on, I need a smoke!
SOUJIRO: Oh, let me have just a little bit of fun?
SAITOH: No. It's unhealthy. And quit smiling. You're freaking the audience out.
SOUJIRO: Bet you're gay.
SAITOH: I have a wife.
SOUJIRO: Well, isn't she living a lie, then.
End Scene 11
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A/N: You have now been introduced to super-hyper hentai Phoe's writing techniques. You may now pick your jaws up off the floor and proceed to leave a review. XD Don't kill me. :P
To the Reviewers: (There were a lot this time! Yay! ^______^!)
MON: I'm glad you find it funny! I try to make it as hilarious as possible...thanks for reviewing!
Kebinu: Yeah, Sano's not a sissy but I really couldn't think of anyone better to play the part, he don't mind though...I paid him in twizzlers (He calls them Speefy [derived from Spiffy] Red Chewy Things) And of course I had to have Megumi in there, not that I like her much but I couldn't disappoint her fans :D LOL Delicately...yeah, that's a delicate description of the drug ;D
Gochan: You are so right, I thought about that after I posted. I was thinking Oniwaban members..like Shiro, Omasu and Okon..*shakes head* Thanks for your great compliments, Gochan!!
Akai Kitsune: ROFL! It's still funny, good pun ;D I agree, I can't wait to see the Knights of...yeah I can't wait to parodize that part. Wah! You have the soundtrack? LOL I just download some of the songs..I even have midis -_-; Thanks for your compliments! (Laughing included :D)
April-san: LOL It's okay to have a Gollum in your throat, Meow-chan (Renegade on ff.net) And I plan on going around dressed as rurounis one day and singing Gollum's Fish Song :D Thanks for your compliments and making me laugh with the Gollum speech ^_^
Prudence-chan: I'm glad you like! I wish I had made it more original but I promise more hilarity for Sano/Meg fans somewhere in here (I'll try to squeeze in her laugh, too). And Poor Sou..*hugs him* I made it up to him though...*hitches a thumb towards Seta who has lots of candy around him.* You can't immagine what kind of sweet tooth that boy has!
Kuroiyousei: *puts a pillow on your head to stop your beatings to yourself* Fae-san! You're making echoes! Maa, It's all right 'bout the song, I think mine'll do for now :D And I hope you liked this scene, poor poor Soujiro. Even though I know you'll be looking forward to Saitoh's big scene :D
Lady Belegwen Lightningblade: Here is more! Yes more! As for the rabbit being a racoon..i'm not sure..i've been asked to keep it as a rabbit, yet a tanuki might be more hilarious and fitting. We'll see. Maybe do a poll.. Hmm..
UnearthlyEmperor: I love MP and the Holy Grail, too! I can't believe I actually am writing an RK parody of this! But it works! I'm glad you enjoy! Continue reading :D!
genki-assasin: It's okay to change names! I've changed mine once before. It used to be Megami no Hi. :D (But it's actually spelt assassin ;D) aww, alright...*gives you Sou* You got ten seconds! ) LOL Sou would never? I think he just did! HAHA! And you're already driven mad :P
The Narrator: Yeah, I agree...Meg's got some issues. Sano's a chicken head! yeah! *laughs* I agree, poor Sou definitely needs...uhm...yeah. *avoids being hit by Bokken of Modesty* :D Glad you're enjoying!
And a thanks to those who have read!
Now leave me a review or I will sick a Majestic Moose on you! ) Or a horde of horny women....I pity both sexes on that.
**ignore the grammar, I do**
Phoe-chan