A/N: Back with an update! ^___^! I think I will do a double update since this is a short scene. I will have to see how long the next one is before I decide. I may just decide to wait two months because it's the scene with everyone's favourite Nicorette Sponsor: SAITOH! (And I know that the suspense is killing Kuroiyousei) *watches her flail wildly on the floor then go lifeless* See? Anyhow, as I'm starting this, I've got a headache so let's hope that eases up some. Thanks for keeping in tune!
PS: Would ya'll believe me if I told you I bought a coconut last week, halved it, hollowed it and now clack it around for fun? ^___^
Disclaimer: This orotaku does not own Rurouni Kenshin nor does she own Monty Python. ^_^;
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Rurouni Kenshin and the Holy Sakabato
Scene 12
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PHOE-CHAN THE OBSESSED NARRATOR: [Having replaced "Phoe-chan the demented narrator"] Sir Saitoh had saved Sir Sourjiro (the horny) from almost certain temptation (and got insulted in the process of it), but they were still no nearer the Sakabato. (You guys suck! I'm trading you in for the Suzaku Seishi..) Meanwhile, King Kenshin and the reluctant Sir Aoshi, not more than a rice ball's smell away, had discovered something. Oh, that's a burnt riceball's smell, obviously. I mean, they were more than two decent riceballs away-- four, really, if Tae made them and if they had a timer and an oven mitt to work wi--
KUROIYOUSEI: Get on with it!
PHOE-CHAN THE OBSESSED NARRATOR: [ringing in ears] o_o;; ....Oh, anyway. On to scene twenty-four, which--
SAITOH: This is scene twelve, ahou.
PHOE-CHAN: WILL YOU PEOPLE BE QUIET AND LET ME FINISH MY SPIFFY KEEN NARRATING PART? It's the closest I can get to a cameo, now shaddup Saitoh before I pair you off with Megumi.
SAITOH: ...
PHOE-CHAN: [sigh of relief] Anywho, this is a smashing scene with some lovely--err--mediocre acting, in which Kenshin discovers a vital clue, and in which Aoshi ends up taking the credit for it..., although I think you can guess that it must've been an easy clue if Kenshin guessed it--
KUROIYOUSEI: [CLANK!]
PHOE-CHAN: OOMPH! X_X;
SAITOH: [smirks] Never seen the gatotsu performed with a frying pan....
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OKINA: Heh, hee ha ha hee hee! Hee hee hee ha ha ha... [inhales fly] [cough] [wheeze] [snort] heh...haa......
KENSHIN: And this enchanter of whom you speak, he actually coloured the sakabato pink?!?
OKINA: ...Ha ha ha ha! Heh, hee ha ha hee! Ha hee ha! Ha ha ha ha... [starts giggling like a school girl]
KENSHIN: Where does he live, de gozaru ka?
OKINA: Ohohohohoho!
AOSHI: [takes a step back] ...
KENSHIN: Okina-dono, where does he live?
OKINA: ...Hee ha ha ha. He knows of a cave, a cave which no man has entered. Ngyeee hee hee.. [Kuroiyousei shoots him a look that reads 'MY LAUGH. MINE']
KENSHIN: And the Sakaba. The Sakabato is there?
OKITA: No, you stupid bastard. There is much danger, for beyond the cave lies the Gorge of Eternal Bokkens, which no man has ever crossed without being hit. And there's much hilarity, too, we'll from where I'll be standing.
KENSHIN: But the sword! Where is the sword?! I WANT THAT STUPID SWORD!! WAHHH!! [bawls]
AOSHI: [smacks a pacifer in Kenshin's mouth] Continue.
OKINA: Seek you the Bridge of Rengoku.
KENSHIN: [sucks on pacifer, but amazingly can talk too] The Bridge of Rengoku, which leads to the Sakabato?
OKINA: BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! [attempts to disappear in a whirl of smoke, but starts choking, coughing and collapses, knocking over the stage prop of the hut]
AOSHI: ...
KENSHIN: [suck] [suck]
End Scene
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A/N: Headache's almost gone....almost... Anyhow, I'm sure you noticed my numerous mentionings of Kuroiyousei mainly cuz if it weren't for her I'd probably not be updating this fic yet. And because she's a terrific person. Go give her a donut and read her fics. They're great :D (I'm trying to get her help me on my Sleeping With Wolves fic since she's such an expert on Saitoh-*san*. ^_^;
No individual thanks this time, despite the fact I have broadband, it is not yet accessible in my room. ROFL. So I must wait until my father gets the router and then drag the gateway that's been speefed up for me into my room and then hook up the satellite to here....where then...*shifty eyes* I will forever be connected...BWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!
NEXT SCENE: THE INFAMOUS KNIGHTS OF...what?
XD
**ignore the grammar, i do**
Phoe-chan ^_^
PS: Would ya'll believe me if I told you I bought a coconut last week, halved it, hollowed it and now clack it around for fun? ^___^
Disclaimer: This orotaku does not own Rurouni Kenshin nor does she own Monty Python. ^_^;
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Rurouni Kenshin and the Holy Sakabato
Scene 12
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PHOE-CHAN THE OBSESSED NARRATOR: [Having replaced "Phoe-chan the demented narrator"] Sir Saitoh had saved Sir Sourjiro (the horny) from almost certain temptation (and got insulted in the process of it), but they were still no nearer the Sakabato. (You guys suck! I'm trading you in for the Suzaku Seishi..) Meanwhile, King Kenshin and the reluctant Sir Aoshi, not more than a rice ball's smell away, had discovered something. Oh, that's a burnt riceball's smell, obviously. I mean, they were more than two decent riceballs away-- four, really, if Tae made them and if they had a timer and an oven mitt to work wi--
KUROIYOUSEI: Get on with it!
PHOE-CHAN THE OBSESSED NARRATOR: [ringing in ears] o_o;; ....Oh, anyway. On to scene twenty-four, which--
SAITOH: This is scene twelve, ahou.
PHOE-CHAN: WILL YOU PEOPLE BE QUIET AND LET ME FINISH MY SPIFFY KEEN NARRATING PART? It's the closest I can get to a cameo, now shaddup Saitoh before I pair you off with Megumi.
SAITOH: ...
PHOE-CHAN: [sigh of relief] Anywho, this is a smashing scene with some lovely--err--mediocre acting, in which Kenshin discovers a vital clue, and in which Aoshi ends up taking the credit for it..., although I think you can guess that it must've been an easy clue if Kenshin guessed it--
KUROIYOUSEI: [CLANK!]
PHOE-CHAN: OOMPH! X_X;
SAITOH: [smirks] Never seen the gatotsu performed with a frying pan....
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OKINA: Heh, hee ha ha hee hee! Hee hee hee ha ha ha... [inhales fly] [cough] [wheeze] [snort] heh...haa......
KENSHIN: And this enchanter of whom you speak, he actually coloured the sakabato pink?!?
OKINA: ...Ha ha ha ha! Heh, hee ha ha hee! Ha hee ha! Ha ha ha ha... [starts giggling like a school girl]
KENSHIN: Where does he live, de gozaru ka?
OKINA: Ohohohohoho!
AOSHI: [takes a step back] ...
KENSHIN: Okina-dono, where does he live?
OKINA: ...Hee ha ha ha. He knows of a cave, a cave which no man has entered. Ngyeee hee hee.. [Kuroiyousei shoots him a look that reads 'MY LAUGH. MINE']
KENSHIN: And the Sakaba. The Sakabato is there?
OKITA: No, you stupid bastard. There is much danger, for beyond the cave lies the Gorge of Eternal Bokkens, which no man has ever crossed without being hit. And there's much hilarity, too, we'll from where I'll be standing.
KENSHIN: But the sword! Where is the sword?! I WANT THAT STUPID SWORD!! WAHHH!! [bawls]
AOSHI: [smacks a pacifer in Kenshin's mouth] Continue.
OKINA: Seek you the Bridge of Rengoku.
KENSHIN: [sucks on pacifer, but amazingly can talk too] The Bridge of Rengoku, which leads to the Sakabato?
OKINA: BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! [attempts to disappear in a whirl of smoke, but starts choking, coughing and collapses, knocking over the stage prop of the hut]
AOSHI: ...
KENSHIN: [suck] [suck]
End Scene
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A/N: Headache's almost gone....almost... Anyhow, I'm sure you noticed my numerous mentionings of Kuroiyousei mainly cuz if it weren't for her I'd probably not be updating this fic yet. And because she's a terrific person. Go give her a donut and read her fics. They're great :D (I'm trying to get her help me on my Sleeping With Wolves fic since she's such an expert on Saitoh-*san*. ^_^;
No individual thanks this time, despite the fact I have broadband, it is not yet accessible in my room. ROFL. So I must wait until my father gets the router and then drag the gateway that's been speefed up for me into my room and then hook up the satellite to here....where then...*shifty eyes* I will forever be connected...BWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!
NEXT SCENE: THE INFAMOUS KNIGHTS OF...what?
XD
**ignore the grammar, i do**
Phoe-chan ^_^