A/N: *dodges burnt riceballs and timers* I know I know! Late Update! *winces* Sorry!! I've had lacking inspiration and I got this idiot harassing me online so my mood hasn't been too good. *rolls eyes* All that aside, here is...SCENE 13!!
Disclaimer: I do not own Monty Python. I do not own Rurouni Kenshin. I do not own the word Ni. I do not own shrubberies. I do not own [SACK] oro...
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Rurouni Kenshin and the Holy Sakabato
Scene 13
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[spooky music]
[shadows in the forest]
[music stops]
HEAD GEISHA OF MOU: MOU!
GEISHA OF MOU: MOU! MOU! MOU! MOU!
KENSHIN: Who are you, de gozaru ka?
HEAD GEISHA: We are the Geisha Who Say... 'Mou'!
RANDOM: Mou!
KENSHIN: No! Not the Geisha Who Say 'Mou'!
HEAD GEISHA: [Flashes ID] The same!
AOSHI: [arches brow] Who are they?
HEAD GEISHA: We are the keepers of the sacred words: 'Mou', 'Ara', and 'WASABIIII'!
RANDOM: WASABIIII!
KENSHIN: Those who hear them seldom live to tell the tale and also become addicts to beer.
HEAD GEISHA: The Geisha Who Say 'Mou' demand a sacrifice.
KENSHIN: Geisha of Mou, we are but simple rurouni [Aoshi shoots him a look] who seek the [consults with Aoshi] err.. Buddhist Monk who lives beyond these woods.
HEAD GEISHA: Mou!
GEISHA OF MOU: Mou! Mou! Mou! Mou...
KENSHIN: Oro! Ow! Itai! ORORORO!!
HEAD GEISHA: We shall say 'mou' again to you if you do not appease us.
KENSHIN: Well, what is it you want, de gozaru ka?
HEAD GEISHA: We want... tickets to a Yaoi-con!! [dramatic chord]
KENSHIN: WHAT?!
GEISHA OF MOU: Mou! Mou! Mou!
KENSHIN and PARTY: Oro! Ow! Oh!
KENSHIN: Please! Please! No more! We will get you your tickets.
HEAD GEISHA: You must return here with those tickets, or else, you will never pass through this wood... alive.
KENSHIN: O Geisha of Mou, you are just and fair, and we will return with your tickets.
HEAD GEISHA: Just FAIR?! We're not BEAUTIFUL?!
KENSHIN: O-of course you are...!
HEAD GEISHA: Well go get our tickets!
KENSHIN: Hai!
HEAD GEISHA: ...NOW!
End Scene
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A/N: Ehh, might be rather plain...I'm suffering a bit writers block thingie..*kills inspiration trap* And as for the Yaoi-con, I needed something that would strike dramatic for Kenshin ;)
As updates are going slow..I can't promise the next scene will be out real soon but hopefully you won't be waiting months for it. ^^;
To the Reviewers: *is only gonna answer to those who had questions to save self time ^^;*
Lady Belegwen Lightningblade: I don't mind at all! MP parodies rule!
Souji^-^: Just check out my profile. Almost all my fics that aren't stupid or parodies are Soujiro/Misao. ALMOST. I do have some fics going that are other alternate pairings or such. Might even do some cannon pairings..dunno yet.
Kiriko: I have a series going called the "Kenshin-Neko Chronicles" Where our RK cast are cats. Woo. It's real stupid like this ^^; Go click on my profile and check it out!
i_like_coffee: Nah, Yahiko fits perfectly as Patsy. I mean, in the series, Yahiko represents the boy who will be Kenshins successor (or close to it) So in here he's Kenshin's servant :P
And thanks to: Kuroiyousei, Kebinu, Akai Kitsune (they say 'ni'!), The Narrator, April-san, genki-assassin, NightRain, Prudence-chan, Eve of Mirkwood, myvan= (ROFL at your review),Oryo, MidnightHitokiriX.
And thanks to all who read!
Now be in a just and fair mood and leave me a review :D
**ignore the grammar, I do**
Phoe-chan
Disclaimer: I do not own Monty Python. I do not own Rurouni Kenshin. I do not own the word Ni. I do not own shrubberies. I do not own [SACK] oro...
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Rurouni Kenshin and the Holy Sakabato
Scene 13
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[spooky music]
[shadows in the forest]
[music stops]
HEAD GEISHA OF MOU: MOU!
GEISHA OF MOU: MOU! MOU! MOU! MOU!
KENSHIN: Who are you, de gozaru ka?
HEAD GEISHA: We are the Geisha Who Say... 'Mou'!
RANDOM: Mou!
KENSHIN: No! Not the Geisha Who Say 'Mou'!
HEAD GEISHA: [Flashes ID] The same!
AOSHI: [arches brow] Who are they?
HEAD GEISHA: We are the keepers of the sacred words: 'Mou', 'Ara', and 'WASABIIII'!
RANDOM: WASABIIII!
KENSHIN: Those who hear them seldom live to tell the tale and also become addicts to beer.
HEAD GEISHA: The Geisha Who Say 'Mou' demand a sacrifice.
KENSHIN: Geisha of Mou, we are but simple rurouni [Aoshi shoots him a look] who seek the [consults with Aoshi] err.. Buddhist Monk who lives beyond these woods.
HEAD GEISHA: Mou!
GEISHA OF MOU: Mou! Mou! Mou! Mou...
KENSHIN: Oro! Ow! Itai! ORORORO!!
HEAD GEISHA: We shall say 'mou' again to you if you do not appease us.
KENSHIN: Well, what is it you want, de gozaru ka?
HEAD GEISHA: We want... tickets to a Yaoi-con!! [dramatic chord]
KENSHIN: WHAT?!
GEISHA OF MOU: Mou! Mou! Mou!
KENSHIN and PARTY: Oro! Ow! Oh!
KENSHIN: Please! Please! No more! We will get you your tickets.
HEAD GEISHA: You must return here with those tickets, or else, you will never pass through this wood... alive.
KENSHIN: O Geisha of Mou, you are just and fair, and we will return with your tickets.
HEAD GEISHA: Just FAIR?! We're not BEAUTIFUL?!
KENSHIN: O-of course you are...!
HEAD GEISHA: Well go get our tickets!
KENSHIN: Hai!
HEAD GEISHA: ...NOW!
End Scene
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A/N: Ehh, might be rather plain...I'm suffering a bit writers block thingie..*kills inspiration trap* And as for the Yaoi-con, I needed something that would strike dramatic for Kenshin ;)
As updates are going slow..I can't promise the next scene will be out real soon but hopefully you won't be waiting months for it. ^^;
To the Reviewers: *is only gonna answer to those who had questions to save self time ^^;*
Lady Belegwen Lightningblade: I don't mind at all! MP parodies rule!
Souji^-^: Just check out my profile. Almost all my fics that aren't stupid or parodies are Soujiro/Misao. ALMOST. I do have some fics going that are other alternate pairings or such. Might even do some cannon pairings..dunno yet.
Kiriko: I have a series going called the "Kenshin-Neko Chronicles" Where our RK cast are cats. Woo. It's real stupid like this ^^; Go click on my profile and check it out!
i_like_coffee: Nah, Yahiko fits perfectly as Patsy. I mean, in the series, Yahiko represents the boy who will be Kenshins successor (or close to it) So in here he's Kenshin's servant :P
And thanks to: Kuroiyousei, Kebinu, Akai Kitsune (they say 'ni'!), The Narrator, April-san, genki-assassin, NightRain, Prudence-chan, Eve of Mirkwood, myvan= (ROFL at your review),Oryo, MidnightHitokiriX.
And thanks to all who read!
Now be in a just and fair mood and leave me a review :D
**ignore the grammar, I do**
Phoe-chan