A/N: I'm back! With a double update! yay me! *hops*

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Rurouni Kenshin and the Holy Sakabato

Scene 15

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SAITOH: Jump, boy.

EIJI: Yes, Sir. You're *most* kind.

SAITOH: And again. Over we go! Wee! Wait, I mean..Good. And now, the big one. Uuh! Come on, Eiji.

[thwonk]

EIJI: Message for you, sir. [fwump]

SAITOH: Crap... Brat? BRAT! Wake up, I didn't say you could nap! 'To whoever finds this note: I have been imprisoned by my sempai, who wishes me to marry against my will. Please, please, please come and rescue me. I am in the Tall Tower of Army Dojo.' At last! I can save a chick and dump Tokio! Stupid arranged marriages...*cough* I mean...this could be the sign that leads us to the Holy Sakabato! Ehh, well it looks like you didn't died in vain.

EIJI: Uh, I'm-- I'm not quite dead, sir.

SAITOH: Well, why not? At least you'll bleed to death.

EIJI: I-- I-- I think I c-- I could pull through, sir.

SAITOH: Oh, I see. Damn.

EIJI: Actually, I think I'm all right to come with you, sir--

SAITOH: No, no, stupid gaki. Stay here. I will send help as soon as I have accomplished a bloody and gorey rescue in my own particular... [sigh]

EIJI: Idiom, sir?

SAITOH: Idiom!

EIJI: No, I feel fine, actually, sir.

SAITOH: Get lost, ahou.

EIJI: I'll, um-- I'll just stay here, then. Shall I, sir? Yeah. ...Bastard.

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A/N: Short, so I'm doing another. Yay!

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