A/N: Saitoh-ness. And...Okita-ness. Yay!
Disclaimer: I own nothing. Nothing does not own me.
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Rurouni Kenshin and the Holy Sakabato
Scene 16
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[inside dojo]
PRINCESS SERENITY and SCOUTS: [giggle giggle giggle]
[outside castle]
GUEST: 'Morning!
HARADA: 'Morning.
TAKEDA: Oooh.
HARADA: [ptoo]
SAITOH: Ha ha! Hiyya! [slash, cut]
TAKEDA: Hey!
SAITOH: Hiyya!, Ha!, etc. [choppy choppy]
PRINCESS SERENA and SCOUTS: [giggle giggle giggle]
SAITOH: Ha ha! Huy!
GUESTS: Uuh! Aaah! [die]
SAITOH: Ha ha! And take this! Aah! Hiyah! Aah! Aaah! Hyy! Hya! Hiyya! Ha!...
GUARD #1: Now, you're not allowed to enter the room-- aaugh!
SAITOH: O fair one, behold your humble samurai, Sir Saitoh of Kamiya. I have come to take y-- Oh, I'm terribly sorry...[twitch]
OKITA: You got my note!
SAITOH: Uh, well, I-- I got a-- a note.
OKITA: You've come to rescue me! [clasps hands together and goes starry-eyed]
SAITOH: Uh, well, no. You see, I hadn't--
OKITA: I knew someone would. I knew that somewhere out there... [cough]
SAITOH: Eww...
OKITA: ...there must be... someone...
KONDO: Stop that! Stop that! Stop it! Stop it! Who are you?
OKITA: I'm your student!
KONDO: No, not you.
SAITOH: Uh, I am Sir Saitoh, sir.
OKITA: [grins] He's come to rescue me, Sempai!
SAITOH: Well, let's not jump to conclusions.
KONDO: Did you kill all those guards?
SAITOH: Well, I don't like to brag but, yeah..I did.
KONDO: They cost fifty pounds each!
SAITOH: Psh. That was a waste of money.
OKITA: Don't be afraid of him, Sir Saitoh. I've got a rope all ready.
KONDO: You killed eight wedding guests in all!
SAITOH: Well, uh, you see, the thing is, I thought your pupil was a lady.
KONDO: I can understand that.
OKITA: Hurry, Sir Saitoh! Hurry!
KONDO: Shut up! You only killed the bride's talking cat, that's all!
SAITOH: You mean I didn't get blonde in the tutu? I didn't mean to kill hte cat. I like cats...
KONDO: Didn't mean to?! You put your katana right through its head! With the butt end!!
SAITOH: Is that even possible?
KONDO: You even kicked the bride in the chest! Her implants fell out!
SAITOH: HA! I knew those were fake! Never out of Kamiya have I seen--
KONDO: Kamiya? Are you from, uh, Kamiya?
OKITA: Hurry, Sir Saitoh!
SAITOH: Sadly, I am a Samurai of King Kenshin, sir.
KONDO: Very nice dojo, Kamiya. Uh, very good tofu country.
SAITOH: Is it?
OKITA: Hurry! I'm ready!
KONDO: Would you, uh, like to come and have a drink?
SAITOH: Thought you'd never ask.
OKITA: I am ready!
SAITOH: ...um, I mean thanks for asking. [Kondo unties rope] [thonk] Um,... [woosh]
OKITA: Oooh!
SAITOH: ...I'm afraid when I'm in this idium, I sometimes get a bit, uh, sort of carried away.
KONDO: That's 'idiom', stupid.
OKITA: Oooh! [splat]
End Scene
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A/N: I can't believe I did that to poor Okita! And I'm supposed to be working on "Sleeping with Wolves", too! Now I'm gonna think of Okita as a wussy boy! oops. o.O;;
Thanks for reading! Now review, please!!
**Ignore the grammar, I do**
Phoe-chan :D
Disclaimer: I own nothing. Nothing does not own me.
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Rurouni Kenshin and the Holy Sakabato
Scene 16
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[inside dojo]
PRINCESS SERENITY and SCOUTS: [giggle giggle giggle]
[outside castle]
GUEST: 'Morning!
HARADA: 'Morning.
TAKEDA: Oooh.
HARADA: [ptoo]
SAITOH: Ha ha! Hiyya! [slash, cut]
TAKEDA: Hey!
SAITOH: Hiyya!, Ha!, etc. [choppy choppy]
PRINCESS SERENA and SCOUTS: [giggle giggle giggle]
SAITOH: Ha ha! Huy!
GUESTS: Uuh! Aaah! [die]
SAITOH: Ha ha! And take this! Aah! Hiyah! Aah! Aaah! Hyy! Hya! Hiyya! Ha!...
GUARD #1: Now, you're not allowed to enter the room-- aaugh!
SAITOH: O fair one, behold your humble samurai, Sir Saitoh of Kamiya. I have come to take y-- Oh, I'm terribly sorry...[twitch]
OKITA: You got my note!
SAITOH: Uh, well, I-- I got a-- a note.
OKITA: You've come to rescue me! [clasps hands together and goes starry-eyed]
SAITOH: Uh, well, no. You see, I hadn't--
OKITA: I knew someone would. I knew that somewhere out there... [cough]
SAITOH: Eww...
OKITA: ...there must be... someone...
KONDO: Stop that! Stop that! Stop it! Stop it! Who are you?
OKITA: I'm your student!
KONDO: No, not you.
SAITOH: Uh, I am Sir Saitoh, sir.
OKITA: [grins] He's come to rescue me, Sempai!
SAITOH: Well, let's not jump to conclusions.
KONDO: Did you kill all those guards?
SAITOH: Well, I don't like to brag but, yeah..I did.
KONDO: They cost fifty pounds each!
SAITOH: Psh. That was a waste of money.
OKITA: Don't be afraid of him, Sir Saitoh. I've got a rope all ready.
KONDO: You killed eight wedding guests in all!
SAITOH: Well, uh, you see, the thing is, I thought your pupil was a lady.
KONDO: I can understand that.
OKITA: Hurry, Sir Saitoh! Hurry!
KONDO: Shut up! You only killed the bride's talking cat, that's all!
SAITOH: You mean I didn't get blonde in the tutu? I didn't mean to kill hte cat. I like cats...
KONDO: Didn't mean to?! You put your katana right through its head! With the butt end!!
SAITOH: Is that even possible?
KONDO: You even kicked the bride in the chest! Her implants fell out!
SAITOH: HA! I knew those were fake! Never out of Kamiya have I seen--
KONDO: Kamiya? Are you from, uh, Kamiya?
OKITA: Hurry, Sir Saitoh!
SAITOH: Sadly, I am a Samurai of King Kenshin, sir.
KONDO: Very nice dojo, Kamiya. Uh, very good tofu country.
SAITOH: Is it?
OKITA: Hurry! I'm ready!
KONDO: Would you, uh, like to come and have a drink?
SAITOH: Thought you'd never ask.
OKITA: I am ready!
SAITOH: ...um, I mean thanks for asking. [Kondo unties rope] [thonk] Um,... [woosh]
OKITA: Oooh!
SAITOH: ...I'm afraid when I'm in this idium, I sometimes get a bit, uh, sort of carried away.
KONDO: That's 'idiom', stupid.
OKITA: Oooh! [splat]
End Scene
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A/N: I can't believe I did that to poor Okita! And I'm supposed to be working on "Sleeping with Wolves", too! Now I'm gonna think of Okita as a wussy boy! oops. o.O;;
Thanks for reading! Now review, please!!
**Ignore the grammar, I do**
Phoe-chan :D