This is my first yaoi, so please bare with me. Any ways, this chapter has some lemon in it. so ya enjoy. Oh and I own one of the season DVD's, but I've seen all the episodes, so ya it's awesome. Please R&R.

Chapter One: Naughty Kyou

Kyou was on the roof sulking again after loosing yet another fight with Yuki. Damn. What makes that damn stupid rat so strong? Why can't I beat him? Kyou thought while lying on the roof in the hot sun. There was a soft voice coming from the ground.

"Kyou…where are you?" It was a nice soft voice that sounded like Tohru's. "Ohhh Kyoko…" Kyou's temper got hot because he hated that name. He decided that he would go down and confront her. He jumped from the roof to the ground with out hurting himself.

"What?" He said in an annoyed voice.

"Oh Kyou, you scared me."

"Nothing new…what did you want anyways?"

"We're leaving to go shopping. Yuki's coming, wanna come?"

"Why in the hell would I want to go if that damn rat is going?" The truth was that he wanted to go because liked hanging with Tohru but he hated Yuki getting all of the attention. So usually he stayed home and laid on the roof or went to the river to train.

"Ok, well take care and make sure you get something to eat because we'll be gone awhile." Kyou just nodded and watched as Yuki passed him.

"Try to keep the house one piece. Ok, Kyou."

"Shut up you damn rat, I can take care of myself and I don't ne-…Hey are you listening to me? Yuki was just walking on ignoring Kyou because he found that it was very annoying. So he just tuned Kyou out. "Hello! I'm talking to you, you damn rat." Yuki continued to walk on talking to Tohru. Tohru just walked with Yuki. I hope they don't start fighting again. But it was to late. Kyou had started to run at Yuki with his fist raised.

"You dam rat! I was talking to you." Kyou swung and as usual, Yuki grabbed, twisted and kicked making Kyou soar through the air, hitting the ground hard about five yards from were he was before.

"You respectless, stupid cat,you know Ms. Honda doesn't like us fighting!" Kyou struggled to get up and go for more but Yuki ignored him and was attempting to finish his business, walking with Tohru to the store.

"Fine! Run away like a little wussy you damn rat!" Kyou growled and snapped at Yuki. But Yuki ignored him and continued to talk to Ms. Honda. After they were out of eyesight, a wild grin grew across Kyou's face. Just what I wanted…you to leave. The truth was tha Kyou was a little horny, so Kyou ran into the house and up to Shigure's room. He ran straight for the dresser and jerked it open. He then removed some clothes and pulled a dirty magazine. It had a naked chick on it with some guy kissing on her neck. He opened it wildly and walked to his bedroom. Good thing Shigure was at the main house for the weekend with Ayame.

He could feel the erection growing harder as he flipped through the naughty magazine. Kyou finally reached his room with a very large bump in his pants. He went straight to his side table in his room and opened the drawer. He plopped down on the futon and pulled a bottle of lotion out. He slowly unzipped himself, teasing himself to make him even hornier. Kyou stood up and grabbed the ridge of his pants and yanked them down, underwear and all. Kyou then looked down to realize that it was actually quote big. He took his right hand and placed it around his cock and started to play with it. He plopped back down reached for the bottle of lotion. He put some in his right hand and placed the hand around what to seem to be a large cock at the moment. Kyou smothered around the head and shaft to get the lotion everywhere. He then started an up and down motion making some funny sounds (I have no idea what those sounds are, I just think it's funny). He stared to moan slightly to the pleasure. Images of naughty things raced through his head. Then Yuki popped up in his head and he started to go faster.

"Yuki!Pant PantI-I want you!' He said softly but a little loud. He started to come close and finally he came. He cummed all over the floor in front of him. The sperm came out quickly and in spurts. Kyou laid there with a smile on his face when he heard the door down stairs open.

Kyou's door opened. He quickly tried to hide his mad erection that was starting to go soft. Finally the door wqas full yopen and Kyou was wide eyed and struck by fear. There stood Akito smiling with a smirk and a caught you look.Kyou grinned.

"Have you seen my darling Yuki...Kyou?" Akito was starting to get aroused at the fact was Kyou was almost naked and te dirty magazine was on the floor spread wide open for all eyes to see. Kyou was blushing three shades of red by now and Akito started to walk over closing the door behind him.

Ok. That's it for the first chapter. Please R&R. PLEASE. The more reviews I get the more I'll write. And please remember, it's my first yaoi so tell me if it sucked please. I'll then work on it.