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"Lily, just go back to sleep will you" I said impatiently, as she fidgeted like mad beside me.
"Don't you tell me to go to sleep James, I'm pissing myself with fear here" She said darkly.
"Lily we still don't know if that bird really was a Niger nexy vomit thingamajig. I mean, there must be more than one bird that looks like that"
"James I know a deadly venomous birds feather when I see one" She couldn't see me but I rolled my eyes. "James don't you roll your eyes at me"
"How…what…oh I'm not even going to bother" I sighed.
"James, please, just believe me"
"Lily, of course I believe you, but I know you're unhappy at the moment, which means that believing it is just going to make things worse. I love you Lily, I'm just concerned about you"
"Oh James" Lily sobbed; I felt her shake against me as she began to cry softly.
"Hey, no don't cry" I embraced her and kissed her softly on the forehead.
"I'm scared" She said in a muffled and wet sob.
"Don't be, I'm scared enough for the both of us" I laughed. She let out a small giggle too but that was it, then she went back to crying. "Lily we'll go to Professor Grubbly Plank tomorrow, she's bound to have read or seen something like this before"
"James"
"Yes Lily"
"Do you think I'm going to die?" My heart skipped a beat as I started to imagine life without Lily.
"No Lily, I don't think you're going to die" I kissed her softly on her lips and gently wiped away her tears, and then I closed my eyes and didn't wake again that night.
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"James…James…honey"
"5 more minutes mum" I grumbled, turning over in my bed.
"James if I was your mother I would have slapped you by now"
"Come on Lily, its only 5am"
"James it's 11:30"
"WHAT!"
"I said its 11:30"
"I know what you said!"
"Then why'd you ask silly?"
"Because it was a rhetoric- you know what, never mind"
"James are you mad at me?" She asked, her eyes glazing over. What had happened to the Lily Evans who hated the mere sight of me? I mean…she used to be so dependent and head strong and now she was all dependent of me. Not that there was a problem with that. She could think she was a chicken named Fred for all I cared, I would still love her.
"Lily, when am I ever mad at you?" I laughed. She smiled at me and leaned down and kissed me.
"Well then, get up" She laughed giving me a small push. I grabbed hold of her wrist gently and pulled her back on top of me. I bundled her up and tickled her. She flew into a fit of very unLily like giggles.
"Come on, James Potter has the nicest arse in Hogwarts, say it…say it!" I was laughing along with her now and fresh tears came streaming down her cheeks.
"Never!"
"You'll never give in will you?"
"No!"
"Even when I do this?" I leaned in and blew on her neck, making wet noises against her skin.
"No, James stop!" She squealed, trying to wriggle away but failing miserably under my strong force.
"Stop what. This?" I blew again and she finally gave in.
"Ok, ok! James Potter has the nicest arse in Hogwarts!" She screeched through a new fit of giggling.
"Thank you, you come very close yourself" I said winking at her.
"And you wonder why we've only just got together" She laughed.
"I thought it was because you thought me an arrogant, chauvinistic jerk"
"Exactly!" She laughed, getting out of the bed.
"Hey! Just for that, I'm not letting you leave" I latched onto her arm again.
"No James, get off, I'm have to go get dressed"
"No you don't, it's Saturday, we can lie in bed all day if we want"
"No we can't"
"Yes we can"
"We really can't"
"We really can"
"No"
"Yes"
"Nope"
"Definitely"
"Will you stop this now?"
"Stop what?"
"That"
"You mean this?"
"Yes"
"Why?"
"Look James, unless you want a nice new set of dentures to fill that gaps I'm about to make in your teeth then I suggest you be quiet now"
"Are you threatening me Lily?"
"Yes"
"Oh no you don't" I pulled her down for the second time that morning and pinned her down to the bed. We were on our own; the Marauders were probably outside or in the Common room. What was stopping us doing it right there right now?
"James just get off" I didn't say anything; I just began kissing her neck lightly. She said my name with a little more force next time but it wasn't filled with anger, it was more like lust.
"Lily" I breathed, continuing to kiss all over her neck. I reached her neck line and dared go further, but she resisted and wriggled around.
"No James, not now, not here"
"But Lily"
"Look James I'm sick of you and your manly hormones kicking in when ever I'm around, I said no and I meant NO!" She kicked free and stood up in a huff, she stormed out of the room completely forgetting her bedding and clothes. It was about 5 seconds before she re-entered the room, picked up her things and strutted off, hips swaying wildly behind her.
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"Hi Lily bear"
"Lily bear?" She snorted.
"Yeah, I thought it was a cute nickname"
"Yeah for a rag doll"
"Baby you can be my doll any time" I said in my trying-to-be-manly-but-failing-miserably-voice. She made a gagging noise at me before throwing me a dirty look and walking away.
"Well that was smooth mate, she couldn't get away fast enough" Sirius laughed, slapping me on the back.
"Shut up" I grumbled.
"Hey no need for the vulgar language"
"Look Sirius, just because your sex life is all peachy doesn't mean everyone else's is"
"Oh I see, so this is about, you know what then?"
"Yes Sirius, it's about you know what"
"You tried it on right?"
"Well…not exactly"
"James"
"Ok I tried it on" I sighed. "I just thought she would say yes"
"I knew she wouldn't"
"Thanks for the vote of confidence Sirius, it's nice to know my friends are always there to comfort me in my time of need" I drawled sarcastically.
"Oh come on James, you knew she wouldn't be up for it as well"
"Well it was all ways a possibility she may have said no" I mumbled, blushing a deep scarlet.
"James mate just let it go; if she doesn't want to she doesn't want to"
"Well how'd you get Sandy to, you know?"
"Well I guess it's all the hound dog charm" He said winking.
"Hound dog? I would say more scruffy and drooling mutt"
"Hey Prongs, you're just jealous my girl likes it rough"
"Sirius you bastard" I growled.
"What? It's true"
"Sod off" I grumbled turning away.
"Fine, but I'm just saying, if you don't get your act together and stop jumping on her at every possible opportunity then I think you'll find yourself very Lily less very soon"
I pondered on this thought for a while. I knew it wasn't my fault Lily didn't want to…'get it on'. And I knew it wasn't because she didn't want to get it on with me because I was the only one who would have her. I knew it was because of her morals and all that Jazz, but it didn't stop me wondering exactly what I was doing wrong. I was giving 110 to this relationship and all I was getting back was a measly 25 of all that loving.
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"James…I need to talk to you"
"Oh no"
"What?"
"You're breaking up with me"
"No James I-"
"No Lily, please just spare me it, I don't think I could face being dumped by you, I would probably resort to committing suicide"
"But James-"
"No Lily, I know I've been annoying and persistent and a little horny, but I just feel so strongly about you, you know"
"James I know-"
"And I spent so long trying to get you to like me and I've worked so hard and tried to be a good boyfriend but I can see I'm just not what you're looking for"
"James that's not it at all"
"Excuse me?"
"James I just wanted to say sorry"
"Oh…well…this is awkward"
"Yeah…just a little"
"So I'm not dumped then?"
"Nope, not by me anyway"
"Oh…well…that's a relief"
"Yep…"
"So…"
"So…"
"Wanna to make out?"
"Erm, yeah sure" And just like that things were back to normal. What were all the doubts about? I adored Lily and she adored me…nothing could break up this relationship.
Oh how wrong he was hahahaha...(EVIL LAUGH)
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