Yay! Finally a new chapter despite the long time it has been. Well, I hope you guys enjoy this chapter! Oh yes…one more thing, the disembodied clapping people are back! (Disembodied applause) I appointed the disembodied whistling people to have an appointment with Erik…I never did see or hear from them again… Oh well! Enjoy!
Elizabeth: Mr. Teacher! Hey, Mr. Teacher! Mr. Teacher! Mr. Teacher! Mr. Teacher, Mr. Teacher, Mr. Teacher, Oh…Mr. Teeeeeeeaaaaccchhheeeerrr!
Erik: Please Elizabeth!…Stop calling me Mr. Teacher!
Elizabeth: But Mr. Teacher…what am I supposed to call you?
Erik:…
Elizabeth: …Um….Mr. Teacher?
Elvin: Shut up! For the love of cheese! Just be quiet!
Edith: Hey, you can't tell her to shut up! What gives you the right?
Elvin: You too! Be quiet! I am tired of you and your…freedom fighting and being the logical one!
Eric: 'Logical'? Wow…I'm surprised that that word was even in your vocabulary…
Erik rubbed his temples; he felt his face grow hot underneath his mask.
Elroy: And another thing…you need Anger Management classes!
Elissa: Finally you make sense!
Erik: We should start class now…before I get angry…
Elroy: So…do you get mad when you get angry?
Erik: (shakes fists angrily) YES! I GET MAD WHEN I GET ANGRY! I BEST SUGGEST THAT WE START THE LESSON NOW!
All children in unison: (eyes widened) Uh, sure…no problem, go right ahead…heh heh.
Erik: (clearing his throat)
All of a sudden the door bursts open, and a girl wearing a mask and black cape ran and hid behind Erik.
Girl in mask: Hide me! Please hide me!
Erik looks at the girl confused.
Erik: Mademoiselle….what are you doing here?
Girl in mask: Just hide me before they come and get me!
Elvin: Who's that? Why is she here? What does she mean by "they're coming to get her"? And why is she wearing a cape and mask!
Elroy: Wait….maybe it's his daughter!
Girl in mask: (cowering in fear) …
Erik: No…she is not my daughter she is-
Elroy: Cousin!
Erik: No…she is-
Elroy: Your grandma!
Erik: NO! She is the Author of the story!
All Children: Ohhhh….
Elissa: Wait. I have to ask you something…
Mademoiselle K.G.: Um…sure. Ask away.
Elissa: Why did you stick ME with such a HOT-HEADED BROTHER!
Mademoiselle K.G.: (says calmly) He's the comical relief…next to Elroy.
Elroy: Cool! I'm the comicmoicimocal relish!
Mademoiselle K.G.: (shakes head in disbelief) How can I make someone so…empty-
headed…?
Erik: (coming back to the subject) Mademoiselle, who did you say was coming to get you?
Mademoiselle K.G.: (cowering in fear again) It's horrible…they want to take me!
All Children & Erik: WHO?
Mademoiselle K.G. points to the open door.
Mademoiselle K.G.: (in a tiny voice) …Them…
Everyone turns in the direction of the door, and there were two shadows walking slowly in Mademoiselle's direction. One of the shadows stepped forward, and it was… (dun dun dun) a political person, henceforth a lawyer!
Lawyer: (takes out some legal looking parchment) Ahem, by order of law…yadda yadda yadda…this author has declined to issue out a…very…important thing.
The second shadow steps forward and it's a police officer holding a cup of coffee! However, he is chubby with a wide chocolate stain covering his mouth, and a trail of coffee dripping from his chin.
Police Officer: Yes, we have agreed to take this young lady downtown…
Erik: Please Officer; I'm sure that she is very sorry for what she has done.
Lawyer: I'd like to disagree with that…Tiny, show the man the tape.
The police officer nods and from out of nowhere take out a television and puts the tape in the VCR. Then it showed Mademoiselle K.G. running away from the police screaming in Spanish, "You'll never catch me coppers! I'm NOT sorry for what I did!"
Police Officer: From what she said here, we have determined that she doesn't like cheese.
Elroy: Wait…you're taking her downtown? Do you know what there is downtown?
Erik looks back at Mademoiselle K.G. from what he saw in the tape. He shook his head and looked back at the officer.
Erik: What exactly did she do?
Lawyer: She didn't put a disclaimer in the story!
Everybody gasps.
Erik: How can you not put in the most important thing in the story! By not doing that, you're saying that you own me!
Mademoiselle K.G.:…I forgot.
Erik is infuriated at this point but is still visibly calm. He steps aside from Mademoiselle.
Erik: Officer, I'm afraid that you will have to take her away…
Mademoiselle K.G.: What! After what I did…? You are just going to let them take me away?
The officer, despite the stickyness of his fingers, managed to put the handcuffs on Mademoiselle.
Mademoiselle K.G.: Alright! Alright! I'm sorry for what I did! I don't own Erik! I don't own Erik! I DO NOT OWN ERIK! …happy?
The officer looked at the lawyer who nodded as the officer let her loose. She watched them as they made their way out, tears in her eyes. As soon as they left the tears were gone and the frown she had turned into a devilish smile.
Mademoiselle K.G.: Works every time.
She looked back at Erik.
Mademoiselle K.G. Why did you let them try to take me away?
Erik: To try and teach you a lesson of being so forgetful.
Mademoiselle K.G.: Look who's talking Mr. Forgetful…
Erik: What ARE you talking about?
Mademoiselle K.G.: Remember you sent exotic flowers to Christine for her birthday last year and she had an allergic reaction?
Erik: You're lying!
Mademoiselle K.G.: She had a rash and pus on her cheek!
Erik:…
Mademoiselle K.G.: …And her nose was twice as big from smelling the flowers!
Erik: Fine! I admit it! I can too be sometimes forgetful…
Mademoiselle K.G.: That doesn't make up for it…you'll pay for this…you will pay…
After she said this she disappeared into smoke shaped into a mask.
Elizabeth:…She scares me…
Most of the children nod except for Eric.
Eric: (to Erik) How can you put up with her?
Erik: I don't.
Elvin: So….what was the lesson?
Erik:…Oh what? I-I guess I forgot…see you all next week.
All Children: Ok then….( they each look at each other) BYE…MR. TEACHER!
Erik: 0o;;
Well, so much for the NEW chapter! But next chapter is the Graduation chapter! Yay! Well, R&R! I don't own Erik!...yet...