Oh my! I'm glad that you're here, on chapter four. In this chapter, we will delve into the minds (actually rooms, but mind sounds more profound and all mysterious) of the girls that shall guide Master Hand. Keep in mind, please, Samus's thoughts from Chapter Two, when she explains that she hates all things pink and/or feminine, stuffed animals scar her for life, and that she loathes all girly things with even a little bit of lace on them. Ah.

Kyr the d00b- Percisely! Just wait for her to come back from the hospital and find out what's happened to her room! Oh, wait until you see what Master Hand thinks girls like to wear. Pink? Oh my! Aye, good chapter! Fox is slightly perverted? All the guys are slightly (or more than slightly) perverted, my friend! (Smiles) Thank you for reading and reviewing!

Soelle- Ah, a new reader! (Does the happy-happy-mako-cookie dance.) You like it? Yays, I'm glad to have you here! I sure hope you stick around!

Ptpeach- Wow! Another new reader- I'm glad to have you here, Ms. Ptpeach! Well, to tell you the truth, I'm in highschool and painted my room pink with pretty flower stencils and have a stuffed animal fetish. You like what Peach likes too? Great! I hope we'll be seeing more of you around!

Jhon 117- You got that right, Mr. Psychic. There will be explosions, like the ones you predicted, and a bunch of others too! Don't worry, I guarantee much mayhem! (Knocks on the door to the bomb shelter as Samus comes home from the hospital) LET ME IN! LET ME IN!

Peach's room was reminiscent of the unloved offspring of a pink pompom and a rhinestone-studded mushroom. The walls were painted a delicate shade of bright pink, the bed was not to be seen under the huge pile of floofy pink lacey pillows, and the various pictures and whatnot adorning the wall were coated in glittery stuff and more pink. The carpet was a hideous shade of girly pink too, and even the well-organized and scented desk was pink.

And every single thing either had a heart, a mushroom, a fancy flower, or Hello Kitty on it.

"MY EYES!" everyone aside from Master Hand, Kirby, and the girls screamed.

"Wow, I think we've floated into a strawberry," the giant glove commented.

"No, this is my room!" Peach cheered. The girls went into rampants of delight at the sight of the hideously pink, fluffy, glittery, scented, sissy, and feminine room.

"Wow Peach, you've outdone yourself!" Zelda commented.

"You said you liked clothes, right?" Master Hand asked.

(Meanwhile, in the background, the boys were running amok, screaming in agony. Pikachu was the only one smart enough to grab sunglasses and eyedrops.

"Hey, look, Kirby matches completely- hey!" Peach tugged the pink creature out from her secret stash of disgustingly romantic and valentine boxes of heart chocolates.

"WaaAaaah?" Kirby asked piteously, his eyes going big and all watery.

"Aww, you can have it!" Peach squealed. "I forgot how much girls like me adore small furry animals with big freaky staring eyes!"

"I'll write that down!" Master Hand added, whipping his giant notepad and pen out of nowhere. "Girls… Love… Cute animals with big freaky staring eyes…."

Peach opened her closet. It was a good thing that the boys weren't there, or else they would have died of stroke at the feminine frills within the pink closet.

The closet was stuffed full of neatly hung poofy dresses, each one frillier and fancier than the next, until the last one looked like something popped out from a Cinderella-wannabe toddler's coloring book.

"Girls… Love… Pink frilly dresses that look like…" Master Hand wrote down a complete description of the hideously fancy dress. "Okay, thank you Peach!"

"You welcome!" Peach smiled as Mario came crashing from the roof in an attempt to get the feminine prettiness of Peach's room out of his eyes.

"Now on to my room," Zelda declared.

If one's room represented one, then Zelda and her room were perfect examples.

It was not cheery and pink like Peach's room, but regal with a huge fancy Victorian-style canopy bed. The carpet was red plush, and the walls were gilded panels. A crystal chandelier hung from the ceiling and the curtains were made out of red velvet.

"I decorated it myself!" Zelda said proudly.

"Hey look!" Master Hand floated over and picked up a magazine with his thumb and forefinger. "A girl magazine!"

"Yes, I love the fashion tips," Zelda mused.

Master Hand turned to the swimsuit page and then the lingerie page.

"Zelda? Do girls like things like this too?" he asked.

Zelda was too busy applying blush on Peach to respond accurately. "Yeah, love that stuff…"

Jigglypuff hopped over. Her already huge blue eyes widened in horror. "Jiggly! Jiggly! Puff! Puff! Puff! Jiggly, jiggly, puff!" Oh no! That's lingerie! You wear it INSIDE your clothes!"

But Master Hand took her warnings of impending doom as agreement. "Yes, I'm sure that Samus'll love it too."

Meanwhile…

"Ahh! MY EYES!" Falco screamed. "The only thing pink I can tolerate is pink lasers!"

"What do you mean? That monkey blasted you clean out of the skies!" Fox countered.

Falco was silent.

Back to the girls, Kirby, and Master Hand….

Master Hand added the swimsuits and underwear to his list. "Hmmm… And girls like…"

"Jewelry," Zelda said. "Diamonds are a girl's best friends!"

Master Hand added that to the list. "Uh-huh…"

"My turn," little Nana chirped.

The Ice Climber's room was divided into exactly half, except for the side with the bunk bed on it. Popo's side was blue and pasted with posters of his heroes and "101 Ways to Ice Fish During Summer" (Tip #1- go to the North Pole) on the walls. On both sides, various Inuit weapons hung, but on Nana's side, it was pink and held a bestiary of cute fluffy stuffed animals.

"Girls… Like…. Huge, cute fluffy stuffed animals with eyes the size of bowling balls…" Master Hand wrote.

"Jiggly?" Jigglypuff dearly wanted to show them her room. It was the first time that she had her actual own space outside a cramped-up Pokeball.

"Sorry, but I don't exactly think that you have the same interests as Samus," Zelda said.

Jigglypuff's mouth wavered and she was about to start crying when Master Hand came up with the perfect solution-

"Come on, let's go shopping!"

Everyone cheered, and Jigglypuff forgot that she was supposed to be sad.

"I don't want to go," Falcon whined.

"Me neither!" everyone but the girls and Master Hand whined.

Even Mewtwo, despite his stoic outer layer, had nearly broken down screaming for the forgiveness for whatever he had done to deserve such punishment.

In case you didn't notice, the girls like everything that makes Samus throw up. And, she's scared stiff of fluffy stuffed animals with eyes the size of bowling balls.

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-Mako Streak