Sir Loin of Beef- Ah, hello there! A new reader? It's great to have you here. That's a good idea, having Falcon visit Samus in the hospital... Of course, it'll probably end with him being blown out the window or something, but definitely good idea! Thanks!
Kyr the D00b- Aye, I agree. Not only that, a bomb shelter wouldn't hurt... Thankfully for Peach and the others, the Varia suit is still in for repairs. To prevent (un)necessary injury or untimely death to our dear Smashers, the Mako the Authoress has to take precautions to assure you that they'll all live long enough to be seeing up their own butts.
Soelle- All that pink! You don't like it? Ah, I'm sure that Ms. Aran loathes it more than twice as much as you! Don't worry,it's only a matter of time before Princess Peach goes colorblind with all that pink.But you have to admit, it's cute and fluffy and feminine, no?
Jhon 117- Ah! Thank you! (Comes in with bags of vegan snacks) Ah, I can't wait for the show to start either. Don't worry, the explosions and bombs will be coming out soon! Mewtwo, the poor dear!
No one except for the girls and Master Hand wanted to go shopping.
But they all were driven by the guilt to go to Smash City Shopping Center, or SCSC for one reason or another…
Young Link… (Currently chained with Ness to Bowser and in charge of polishing the spiked shell) It's all mine and Ness's fault that Samus is in the hospital… But it was funny though.
Link…I do owe her for those lewd and rude comments… But she was very sexy though.
Fox…
I feel so sorry for humiliating her by barging into her bath, but I have no regrets.
Falcon…
Maybe she'll go out with me! (Insert all sorts of lewd an perverted comments which I do not dare type out)
Bowser…
Oh curses, I'm so sorry for asking her to pose for me in a bikini…
DK…
Me known for kidnapping beautiful maidens! But Ms. Aran no likey being called dead sexy. Ouch.
Peach…
I'm sorry for calling her a man by accident and that all of this happened! But oh golly-gee, I'll make it up to her someway!
Zelda…
Why do I feel guilty about thinking that Link had a crush on Samus? Seriously, she can't possibly be that beautiful and sexy…
Link…
It was kinda my fault, because that was my younger self… But even if it wasn't, our victim happens to be an overly beautiful and dead sexy young woman- Oh no, what if someone knew what I was thinking?
Mewtwo…
Link, that perverted ninny…He never realized I could read his mind. But I am sorry that I hypnotized Captain Falcon to serenade her naked in the middle of the night. But I couldn't resist…
Ness…
If I don't make it up to her about sending Samus to the Intensive Care Unit in a coma, when she gets back, I'm going to be seeing up my own butt!
Pikachu…
Pika, pikachu… Chu… Pika, pika!
Mario and Luigi…
We were supposed to be alert! How could we let this terrible thing happen to our fellow Smasher?
Hey, Mario?
Yeah?
Do you think that Samus is really as sexy as they said?
Yoshi…
Yoshi, yoshi! Arruuuuuuu!
Falco…
Samus'll kill anyone who was involved. I was eating breakfast at that time, and somehow that makes me guilty of first-degree attempted murder?
Ice Climbers…
I think she'll like a nice fluffy teddy bear with eyes the size of bowling balls to cheer her up.
Maybe Samus'll let me borrow her spaceship?
Marth…
Oo, I hope that they let me help pick out a swimsuit!
Roy…
Shivers in excitement This is the first time I'll ever go into a Victoria's Secret with a decent enough excuse!
Dr. Mario…
Hey, Dr. Luigi.
Yeah?
Do you think that Samus is really as sexy as they said?
Wait a minute! There is NO Dr. Luigi!
Ganondorf…Oo, every villain aspiring to conquer the world needs a few dead sexy minions to do his bidding…sigh I guess I should be sorry about slapping her ass that day.
Mr. Game and Watch…
Beep! Beep, beep, beep! BEEP!
All of a sudden, the car swerved.
"Crazy! Stop that!" Master Hand yelled.
"Ahahahaheeehee!" Crazy called maniacally as the bus swerved again.
The two monstrous gloves began to wrestle for control of the bus, and all the Smashers gripped their seats and repeated the safety evacuation pre-giant flaming explosion steps mentally. Except for Captain Falcon, who was used to the maniacal swerves and was currently reading the F-Zero Digest. Fox and Falco were also okay, as they were Arwing pilots and used to crazier maneuvers daily than a bus steered by an insane giant hand. Speaking of which, the two were mulling over the pros and cons of Sonic Laser Engines compared to Hyper Speed Model 2xtrme4u.
Finally, there was a crash in the front, and a sizzling, burnt Crazy floated dramatically and pathetically to the back, where he locked himself in the bathroom and didn't come out until the trip was over. Of course, Master Hand had had the walls padded for that reason.
"LAND!" Peach screamed and threw herself out headfirst. "I am NEVER going back there again!"
"Unless if the lady wills it for herself to walk all the way back on foot!" Roy declared.
But Peach ignored him. "Okay, we'll separate into four different squads," she said, pulling out a list. "Twenty-five people, and four of us…" Peach thought.
"I'll take four, you take four, Nana takes four, and Jigglypuff takes four… And five go by themselves."
"I don't trust them really…" Peach whispered dubiously.
"Don't worry… Mario, Luigi, Fox, and Falco, you come with me," Peach said. "And Zelda?"
"Link, and Kirby, Ganondorf, Mewtwo." Zelda nodded.
"Huh?" Nana and her brother were too busy doing a careful study of a large beetle on the sidewalk.
"She'll get Popo, Mr. Game and Watch… Er… Ness, and Young Link. All the kiddies! How does that sound to you?"
"Fine… Eee!" Nana jumped backwards as the beetle took to the skies.
"Jigglypuff… Pikachu, Pichu, Bowser, and Dr. Mario?"
"Jiggly!"
"And that leaves Captain Falcon, Marth, Roy, DK, and Yoshi. You guys can take care of yourselves, right?"
Captain Falcon saluted, and Peach sighed. "Just don't kill anyone… That's what you do before you run off and start a bar brawl in the middle of the store."
"Eto… Fuarukun-kun wa totemo suyoi des yo, demo… Fuarukun no atama wa…Shoto…"
"What?"
"Sigh"
"Crazy and I'll just wander around. Here are the wallets," Master Hand said.
"Okay! Everyone pick a random list, and let's MOVE OUT!" Zelda punched the air and cheered, and Peach said her annoying, "Sweee-eet!" thing.
Next chapter: the teams all split up to cover as much ground as possible. Falcon, Marth, Roy, DK, and Yoshi get sent to... Victoria's Secret? Chat-speak wise, WTF?
Thanks for reading!