Gizmo's Birthday
Chapter-4 Embarrassing Family Stories!
YAY! This is my all time fave chapter outta this whole thing! And this may just be my best fic yet! Keep updating! And if u get the chance, read some of my other fics too! Besides, the others will clear up some things in here that you may not know. Anyways, enjoy!
As the large group seated themselves sat the table for dinner, those who weren't Pahoran were now looking slightly sick, some, more than others, much more.
"So, anyways, I think you'd like to hear some stories about the kids on Pahora, yes?" Catrinna asked as all of her children, and her three nieces froze, wide eyed.
"No! ANYTHING but that!" Steffauri cried out. But, her aunt carried on anyways.
"Oh, this is gonna be SOOOOOO sweet!" Cyborg whispered as he and Beast Boy whipped out a thick notepad and two pencils.
"Alright, so, this began when little Steffy was four- "Little Steffy!" Beast Boy interrupted, practically laughing himself to the point of pissing himself. (Tee-Hee!)
"Well, as I was saying, when Steffauri was four, she had her first crush, a handsome young boy named Taeas Yaminaqua. Anywho, she had these wide, wide blue glasses, and a frizzy brown ponytail, and, well, let's just say that back then, she wasn't so little around the middle, and one day, there was a dance coming up in her school, so she decided to at least try and ask Taeas out, but, he turned her down for another girl named, Mirta was it? Well, anyways, Steffauri wound up paying some other boy into dancing with her, but then he left her alone to dance with Mirta, and Steffauri ran to him, she tripped and her dress flipped up over her head and everyone who was in the room that day saw it!" Catrinna finished as the table, all but Steffauri burst out laughing.
The red faced girl sank down in her seat.
"Oh my God, I hate myself." Steffauri whispered as she placed a hand over her face.
"Oh! Oh! Let me tell the one about you and the ice cream man, Mammoth!" Paris cried out, Mammoth went completely white.
"Uh, no, no Paris, I-I don't think that's necessary right no- "Aw come on, Mammy!" The blonde shouted across the able, loud enough for everyone to hear.
"MAMMY!" Beast Boy cried as he fell out of his chair with a loud 'thud' and rolled around for awhile, trying to regain his composure.
"Well, it was waaayy back when! I was eight, and Mammoth was four, we were at the park after school, waiting for dad to pick us up, mom was in the hospital giving birth to our sister, so yeah, we were alone for a little while. And we were just walking around when Mammoth sees an ice cream truck. Okay, so he asks me if we can get ice cream, and then he drags me over there with him. And there's some weirdo guy inside giving' out the ice cream, we finally get to the front of the line, and we order, Mammoth got a quadruple scoop of chocolate, so the guy calls him fat, and Mammoth got so mad, he kicked the whole damn truck over. So we took off running, and then my dad sees him chasing us and he karate chops the guy in the neck for cheating me out of my change." Paris finished giggling.
"Yeah, hey by the way, do we have any chocolate ice cream?" Mammoth asked, as he got up and rummaged through the freezer.
Everyone laughed again. Anolau's eyes then went wide.
"Oh! I know one! This one, is about Gizmo." Anolau began maliciously, as Gizmo froze, looking quite shaken, after all, with him, there was a wide variety of embarrassing stories to choose from.
And the trouble now was, finding out which one he was going to choose!
"Yeah, I'm sure we'll all remember this one!" Anolau began as Beast Boy and Cyborg cleared off a fresh page in the notebook.
"Okay, well just like Paris's story, it all started way back, almost eleven years ago to be exact. Gizmo was almost two and I was about eight. We all were going shopping for Trinity's graduation present, and Gizmo had run off somewhere, we were all pretty damn scared, and we looked all over the place, and in the back section of the store, we found Gizmo AND Orrei running around the store streaking! And we later found out that they'd stashed their clothes in a box which actually got shipped off to one of the other stores, and that was also the day of Trinity's graduation ceremony, which was less than two hours away. And we were in Calohe, which was a good five hours from Alaya, and there was no way back, so we eventually just had to take them in with nothing on, accept for blankets covering them in the strollers. But when Trinity gave her ceremonial speech, well, let's just say Gizmo whipped it out and started laughing!" Anolau finished, pretty much everyone looked over to Gizmo, his face was now a deep shade of scarlet. (Tee-Hee! Perversion stories, always somethin' funny!)
By now, Beast Boy had fainted from laughing so hard.
"Okay, anyone else got a story?" Robin asked, by now, he was really getting into this.
Steffauri's eyes then widened. For Hayley, she had the ultimate embarrassing moment!
And, she'd more than likely pay for it later, but hell! This was all worth it! (AN-This will possibly be one of the FUNNIEST stories here!)
"OH! I have one! Okay, and this one's a Hayley story! Okay, this happened when we were throwing Hayley her twelfth birthday party. The sexiest damn guy in our whole damn kingdom, Soehmaa asked her to dance. I was so jealous! Because he was my ago, and I wanted him to dance with me, but he wouldn't, so I put laxatives in Hayley's soda, and gave it to her before she started dancing, and keep it noted, Pahoran slow songs are pretty much really quiet. So, when she started getting twirled around by him over and over, her stomach started to hurt, everyone on my side of the room saw her face getting red, and her movements slow down. And then, she started farting over and over 'cause she was trying not to let it all out, right? Well, Soehmaa started giving her weird looks, and Hayley got twirled around one too many times, because the last fart, well let's just say it was a little more than she bargained for!" Steffauri finished, laughing loudly.
"You- You- You shit yourself in front of, like a million people!" Speedy laughed, almost crying by now.
Hayley turned red, and then she narrowed an angry glare at her older sister.
"Wait a sec, that was YOU?" Hayley cried out angrily. "Uh, heh, heh, yeah." Steffauri cried out, a Robin tried to keep his girlfriend off of Steffauri.
"Alright, well, we'd better eat before the food gets cold, we can tell more stories later." Catrinna suggested as everyone nervously took some food onto their plates and tried it.
Luckily, most of then didn't think it was that bad, Hell, Mammoth was already on hi sixth plate!
As of now, however, Steffauri and Hayley's argument was just getting started.
"Bitch." Hayley whispered from across the table.
"Dirty ho." Steffauri whispered back. (Okay, vulgar language time!)
The two sister's whispers, then broke out into a full fledged argument.
"Cum guzzler! Cock sucker! Pot head! Nut sack! Mother fucker! Crack whore! Dick! Slut! Bitch! Ho! Dick choker! That's IT!" Steffauri finished as she stood up and launched a huge fistful of food at her sister, however, she ducked, and it hit Jinx in the side of the head.
Everyone was silent.
"FOIOD FIGHT!" Mimi shouted as everyone, including Gizmo's parents,. whom thought this was some sort of Earth party ritual, joined in.
"This, is a fucking, nightmare." Jinx whispered to herself, as she sat underneath the table, hoping the brawl would soon subside.
AN-Time! I so enjoyed writing this chappie! And I hope ya'll enjoyed it, too! Please read and review this one, and tell me who's embarrassing story you thought was funniest, and if u can, read some of my other fics too, if you decide to, my best one is called Gizmo Agino A Past In A Shadow, good amount of reviews there! Well, see ya later:)