Gizmo's Birthday

Chapter-5 Opening Presents, More Odd Crap Happens!

Phew! Long title there! Anywho, I'm SO sorry I didn't update last week:( My computer's being a tard and it deleted the whole fucking chapter! So, I had to do this one all over again! And thanx 2 all u peeps out there that have been reviewing! I luv u people! Besides, I'm in serious lack of reviews as it is! But please, do read some of my other fics, and I'm serious this time! :D And sadly, the next chapter in here will probably be the last:( So I do hope you all have been enjoying this as much as I have! But 4 now, enjoy chappie five! (PS- I do apologize 4 the shortness of this chappie! But, at least I'm writing!)

The food fight slowly subsided, after an agonizing 42-minutes that is!

And the group was about ready to call it truce.

"Alright. I say, we stop this shit now, get cleaned up, and then clean the room, and then we do presents!" Jinx breathed angrily as she plucked food out of her devilish pink hairstyle.

"Alright, sounds good to me, fine." There was a wide variety of answers to this.

But, everyone did as Jinx ordered, and this took even longer.

But, in about two hour's time, they'd managed to get it all done.

"Okay, so, who's present's going first?" Raven asked, leaning with her elbow propped on the tabletop.

Everyone shrugged and then Catrinna and Kris smiled at one another and pulled out a massive box from in the living room.

"Holy shit, dudes." Beast Boy muttered in shock.

Gizmo then jumped on the box and began to tear off the wrapping paper like crazy.

Inside the box, was some sort of intricate weaponry, obviously deriving from their world, seeing just how advanced it actually was.

Gizmo was practically beaming.

"We knew you'd like it! Well, I did, you're mother tried to talk me out of it." Gizmo's dad joked as Catrinna hit him on the shoulder, smiled triumphantly.

"Thanks! This might come in handy on our next big crime spree!" Gizmo pointed out, as the Titans, and the titans East groaned.

However, they could do nothing for the moment, as it was Gizmo's party, and it was the Hive Nine's house, and when it came to the Hive Nine AND the Agino family teaming up, they were severely outnumbered.

(Not to mention Billy numerous adding on to the count.)

"So, who's going next?" Jinx asked, as she slid her present underneath the table, hoping no one would see.

(Well hey! The best for last, right?"

"I will!" Trinity cried out as she handed Gizmo another box.

It was a box full of old books from their grandfather. Plans for technological advances he'd made attempts with, and had now decided to pass down to his grandson.

The 'Earth People' watched in awe, and shock at the presents Gizmo's family gave to him, compared to the one's they themselves had gotten him.

And now they were really starting to see the difference!

All but Starfire of course, who said that on Tamaran, they did similar things, and gave similar gifts on one's birthday.

By now, everything on the table from Gizmo's family consisted of these things……….

A laser cannon, a massively large piece of weaponry, plans for more weaponry, books from their world about it, a Pahoran Playboy calendar. (Courtesy of Gizmo's brother, who thought all boys should have one,) and any number of odd technical pieces that one could imagine, more than likely, it was sitting on that table.

"So, what do Earth people tend to do when the opening of presents ends?" Catrinna asked as she dug into another piece of cake.

Jinx shrugged.

"Well, I suppose it just depends on what kind of party you're at. But, we pretty much just wing it, do things at random, or at least until everyone wants to go home." Jinx finished, slumped down into her chair.

"So Gizmo, what other Earthly traditions have you learned about here?" Gizmo's mother asked, trying to make small talk.

"Well, there's kinda a lot a those, sooooooo, um, what's Pahora been like since I left?" Gizmo asked.

They all shrugged.

"Well, it's been relatively peaceful, none of the other kingdoms have launched attacks in a long while. So, it's been going pretty well." Kris answered from across the table.

Just then, Mammoth felt someone actually touching his leg. (More perversion humor! Tee-Hee!)

As he looked to his left, wide eyed, he saw that it was one of Gizmo's sisters, Rosa to be exact.

She then grabbed his muscular arm, and whisked him away from the table without a word, and out into the hallway.

Everyone fell silent, but soon rejoined their conversations.

Meanwhile, in the hallway………..

"O-kay? What'd you bring me out here for?" Mammoth asked, as the glasses clad girl handed the giant a photo of herself and a small mirror with an intricate Pahoran necklace wrapped around it.

"I-it's a traditional present in our world, for someone very special to you." Rosalinda finished, backing away, as gizmo came into the hallway.

She then gulped, and ran off.

"I was listening the whole time. So, what'd she give ya?" Gizmo asked, as Mammoth showed the items to his little friend, who's black eyes were now wide.

"Mammoth! Do you have any idea at all what those things mean?" Gizmo cried out, Mammoth shook his head slowly.

"Agh! On our planet, those are called Dormirrakans!" Gizmo replied.

"Dormirr-what's?" Mammoth asked in a confused tone, as Gizmo rolled his eyes.

"Wedding gifts! When a girl from Pahora proposes to a guy, she gives him her picture, to sit next to the little mirror with you're face in it, and then her most favored possession!" Gizmo said.

Mammoth looked shocked.

"She's weird. No offense, though, but I have noticed her eyeing me all night." Mammoth finished as he placed the items in his pocket anyways.

"Well, should we go tell her you don't wanna marry her, then?" Gizmo asked as the two walked back into the dining room, but everyone was, gone.

"Oh-crap." Gizmo whispered to himself, praying to God that his friends didn't take his otherworldly family out into public.

But indeed, they had.

2B CONTNUED!

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