Gizmo's Birthday
Chapter-6 Lesson #1…..NEVER EVER, EVER Bring Gizmo's Family Out After Dark! (And I Do Mean-NEVER!)
Phew! 'Nuther long title! Tee-Hee! Anywho, this is probably one of my fave chappies of all time in here! I'm not giving away any spoilers accept 4 this-Gizmo's parents experience Earthly alcoholic beverages for the first time! WHEE! Drunken humor! And a whole lotta funny crap in here! So, yeah, enjoy:D PS-this will also make up for the incredible shortness of all the other chappies! :D
"Oh- my- God." Gizmo said to himself in complete shock.
"What? They probably just went out for something else to do, don't sweat it, Giz." Mammoth said, as Gizmo turned around, panicking.
"No! You don't understand! My family is new to Earth completely, and more than likely, they're gonna go out there, get lost, or do something incredibly stupid, and get arrested!" Gizmo finished as Mammoth thought back to how the night had been going thus far, and his eyes widened as well.
"Holy shit." Mammoth whispered, as he and Gizmo set off to search for the family.
Meanwhile, the family had split up into several small groups, all over the city.
As of now, Gizmo's mother was with Jinx, Steffauri, Beast Boy, and Cyborg.
In a bar…
"Uh, okay aunt Catrinna, don't you think you've had enough yet?" Steffauri asked as Catrinna whirled around in her bar stool, her long orange hair now hung in wisps over her bluish purple eyes.
"No way! I love this planet! WHOOOOOOOOO!" The drunken queen cried out, spinning around in the chair, as she downed another shot and then fell over.
"God I love this stuff!" She finished as she got up.
"Alright Cat, let's go." Beast Boy said, pointing to the door. Catrinna frowned as she leaned over the bar countertop and snatched a bottle of vodka before they took off running.
Mammoth and gizmo weren't having much luck with finding their friends and family, as well as enemies, even though they were right under their noses the whole time.
Now, Gizmo's father, and brother were sitting at a table in a nearby strip club.
"Ha! This is even better than those girls in Pahora!" Anolau cried out as Kris nodded.
"You know, I heard that it's an Earth tradition to throw money at them!" Kris said, as he took out several rather large metal coins, Pahoran money, and began throwing them at the girls.
As they backed away, Anolau chucked one more, and hit the manager of the place square in the head.
(You know, it's times like these that you just wish that you weren't there……I get those a lot! Tee-Hee!)
"Uh, uh." Kris stammered, trying not to look afraid at the man towering over him as he cracked his massive knuckles, grabbed the two of them, and tossed them out the door.
"You know, I hear that the bars here on Earth are fun too." Anolau gestured as he and his father shrugged before getting up and walking over to the bar a few blocks down, the same one Catrinna and her apprehenders were in.
"WAHOOOOOOOOOOOO!" A very drunk Catrinna cried out excitedly as she tore off her lovely blue royal robes, tossing them around in the air as the men in the room cheered her on.
"Oh my God." Steffauri groaned as she put her hands over her reddened face.
Now, Catrinna was only in a bra and underwear, jumping around like a squirrel on crack. (I just had to use that metaphor! Tee-Hee!)
"Uh, okay lady, uh, you can stop now." Cyborg said, however, she just threw her tiny white slip over his head.
Cyborg looked annoyed as he plucked it off, and blasted her down with a small blast form his sonic cannon.
"Alright, let's, huh?" Cyborg began as he grabbed Catrinna, and then looked out the window.
There, peering in, were Violet, Rosalinda, and Juniper April, with an almost unreasonably large amount of shopping bags at hand.
The group then left with Catrinna (And her clothes) and went to go fetch the other three outside.
"You guys! Where the hell have you been?" Jinx cried out as she looked to them, they were clad in new attire, rather, expensive attire, obviously paid for by all the money in their credit cards.
"Holy shit!" Steffauri cried out.
"You're so lucky, you all can do this every day, but this is the first time we've ever been to a mall with Earthy delights in it!" Rosalinda squealed happily, as the three of them picked up their shopping bags, and walked along to find the others.
Meanwhile, Robin, See-More, Hayley, and Kyd Wykkyd were walking around somewhat of a ghettoish (don't care if that's not a word, it's my word!) neighborhood, trying to locate the others, when all of a sudden, they spotted Trinity, in an alley with another boy.
"TRINITY!" Hayley called out as the four ran over to her.
"Oh hello! This boy just offered me some of this white powdery stuff. I'm not sure what it is, but…." Trinity Erista trailed off as she opened the bag to take a whiff but Hayley snatched it away.
"NO! Don't do that! It's crack, one of the bad things Earth has to offer! Now come on, let's go. Who knows what the others have already gotten themselves into." Robin finished as Trinity followed along silently.
Meanwhile, Mammoth was walking down the sidewalk of the Eastern side of Jump City, with a very tired Gizmo in one of his large arms.
And coincidentally, they were walking down the same road that their peers had found several family members on already!
(I know, if you knew that, wouldn't you be pissed too?)
"Where are they?" Gizmo asked though a deep yawn. Mammoth shrugged as he stopped for a second, and looked around.
The streets were pretty much empty aside from several party going teens, and the street lights had already been on for nearing six hours.
Mammoth then looked to his watch, it read 1:03 AM.
"Jesus. We've been out for that long?" Mammoth asked himself as he looked around, suddenly catching sight of Gizmo's father and brother.
He then ran across the street at alarming speed, instantly catching their attention.
"Where were you? Everyone at the house is out here looking for you guys! You know how much trouble you could get into for doing this, on Earth?" Mammoth shouted as the two looked at the angry giant in silence.
"C'mon, it's way too late, let's get home. We can finish looking tomorrow." Mammoth finished as the four of them set of for the H-Tower, unaware of what they'd find when they got back.
As the large door opened with a hiss, they saw that the lights were still on, and now, that EVERYONE was back inside.
Mammoth's jaw hung wide open.
"After ALL that searching we did, you all just came back? FUCK!" He cried out as he kicked one of the walls.
"Earth is fun mother, can we do this again sometime?" Juniper April asked, only receiving a series of mumbles from her sick and drunken mother.
"I'm never drinking again." Catrinna finished in a deeper, slurred voice as she ran to the bathroom to throw up again.
"Gee, that one's gonna be riding porcelain for a long time." Bumblebee said, shaking her head as Mas y Menos nodded, and replied at once- "Si, senora Catrinna es muy, MUY enferma!" (Yes, in case no one knew, I DO speak Spanish:)
"Alright, we'll talk about thi in the morning, when everyone's actually sane." Steffauri said as she and the others prepared to settle in for the night.
2B CONTINUED!
YAY! Funny chappie:D I hope ya'll r enjoying this fic! I'll probably get up to eight chapters before this is done! So please keep reviewing! And I'll keep posting! And seriously, do read and review some of my other fics! Hard work and more funniness in there, too:D