Introduction III


Gratituous Disclaimer: We don't own Azumanga Daioh... or do we?


A Conch Suggestion

"Well, what are we going to do for fun today?" Tomo's voice rang out like the school bell had 5 minutes ago.

"I guess… we could go swimming…?"

"Well, that would be good, except that school's only just started, Tomo, and you should know better than that, Sakaki." Yomi, as usual, didn't want to have anything to do with breaking the rules. She had eaten nothing but a dry piece of toast that morning, but she was still worried about the state of her mass.

Suddenly, Sakako interrupted: "But, this chapter isn't about Yomi, so let's move on."

English Class… Yukari Style

Sakaki put up her hand. "I know the answer, Miss Yukari."

Yukari waved hers in reply. "Sakaki, if you're going to talk about cats again, then I'm going to have to give you a running detention. With Nyamo." At this remark, she grinned evilly.

"Well, the answer has to do with a computer game called 'Zero Wing'. There is a character in it called C.A.T.S. or CATS for short, and-"

"Sakaki, you just don't get it, do you? The question was actually 'two plus two equals what?' So, once again, you have failed to answer the question correctly. You have to do the running detention with Tomo, as she has a permanent one. Just one lap of the track, girls. Have fun!"

Almost as if on cue, the bell rang for lunch and the two aforementioned girls left the room.


Running Detention… Nyamo Style

The two girls completed their detention successfully, Nyamo ticked their cards, and the two went to join the others on the roof for lunch.


The Roof… The Roof

"So, Tomo," the tall girl said, as the pair of girls walked up the stairs, "What do you think of the track?"

"Track?" Thinking she meant the track of hair running down Sakaki's back, she replied, "It's quite long."

"Well, it's only four hundred metres, the hard part is getting changed. Even though I requested an extra-large shirt, I still have trouble getting into it."

Tomo was taken aback, both at the fact that she had incorrectly answered yet another question, and at the fact that Sakaki was making note of her large breast size. "What? So… you do have large breasts… I like someone who isn't afraid to admit that…" Although, secretly, she wished she could at least see what it would be like to be one of 'Sakaki's type', so she tried to play along, but the door to the roof opened and the gi sat down to lunch.


(Sakako)

Damn. I'm sorry this chapter was so short. I was in one of those moods where I had to post something and so I quickly finished this, and posted it. Not much to it, really. I promise the next one will be a lot longer. Thanks for all the reviews through this time of need. I hope you guys will continue to support our interesting writing styles.