The Universal Cookbook

by Omega799

Introducing the must have guide for every supreme being! Learn how to create, maintain, and destroy your very own universe! Not for Christians who will be offended. Rating may change in the future. R&R.

4. Handle Anomalies

Chapter 3: Handle Anomalies

So something else went wrong, and the humans have developed an undesired trait: they're starting to get the hots for their own gender. But this was not brought about humans; it was your fault. You have three options:

1. Admit your mistake

This would be dumb. If you admit that you made a mistake, you suggest that you're imperfect. Who wants to worship an imperfect god?

2. Blame the book

This is even worse. If you blame the book, you suggest that you need a book to Create, which means that you aren't professional.

3. Blame the creations

This is the most logical choice. You kill off the main city of the homosexuals (own-gender-attracted humans, also known as gays) and make sure that society belittles those left. Also, make them think that if they live homosexual lives, they'll be eternally punished.