Title Letters to the Hogwarts Editor
By NemesisMuse
Rating PG-13
Author's Note Okay folks, long time I know but I had to get school work out of the way and what not. My teachers are trying to kill me I swear.
To Pie122: I'm sorry this is confusing but I hope the format will help.
Disclaimer
Fred: NemesisMuse does Not own the characters,
George: Or the castle, or anything like that
Together: Oy! Where is our money!
NM: Alright!( Money appears out of no-where and Fred and George stuff their pockets.)
Fred & George: Thanks!
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Dear Editor,
I am the most beautiful boy in the school, and I'm in love with my arch nemesis The-Boy-Who-Wouldn't-Die what should I do?
-Wonderful Amazing Perfcet Beautiful Best Slytherin of All Time
Dear Ego Trip,
Either you tell Mr. Potter you feelings, Oblivate you memories, or Mr. Potter is reading this and he figures it out. By the way, it may help if you stopped worshiping yourself.
Editor
Dear Editor,
I am a nobody. What should I do?
No One in Hufflepuff
Dear No one,
Show your personality to your House-mates. Wear something that shows the real you.
Editor
Dear Editor,
I am always thought to be a insane old coot. I am quiet sane and inquire how to remedy it.
Not insane Headmaster
Dear Not Insane,
Why not stop speaking in riddles and not act insane. See what happens.
P.S. It may help if you stop running around singing off key in. Just a thought.
Editor
Author's Note Please Reveiw! Might get me off my lazy bum and work.