Mom
"Mom?" Naruto asked Sakura, "can you help me with my homework?"
"Of course dear...wait a minute, I'm not your mom!" Yelled Sakura, and smacked Naruto over the head. "Your mom's dead, remember?"
"She's...dead?" Naruto's lower lip poked out. His chin trembled, and his eyes filled with tears. Finally his body gave a great shudder and he let out a great wail.
"Don't worry. She'll be back soon." Said Sakura comfortingly.
Naruto looked freaked out. "How could she be back soon if she's dead?"
Sakura smiled like a rabid sheep, and her eyes bugged out. She stood up tall and announced proudly, "because I have just recently finished my 'bring-dead-people-back-to-life-er' machine, and then you will see your mom again; as a mindless, brain-eating, psychopathic zombie who doesn't brush her teeth or wear deodorant!"
"Yay!" Yelled Naruto happily.