Defeating Kakashi
Kakashi was reading one of his sick porno magazines (as usual), when Naruto snuck up behind him and kicked him in the head.
"Ow! What was that for!" Yelled Kakashi angrily, tempted to slice Naruto in half with his katana.
Naruto did a little dance. "I have just defeated you! That makes me worthy of the Jounin title now!"
Kakashi looked condescendingly down at Naruto and said haughtily, "you have not 'defeated' me, you bimbo. If I am still alive, or conscious, I have not been defeated."
"Oh." Naruto hung his head. "I guess that means I'll have to kill you or knock you unconscious."
"I guess so." Kakashi looked back at his book, drooling over the pictures like two perverted perverts.
"Hiiyah!" Screamed Naruto, head butting Kakashi in the back.
"Leave me alone, you little twerp." Kakashi muttered, not even looking up.
"You mean you aren't defeated yet?" Naruto asked in disappointment.
"Nope."
"Well, I guess I only have one option left." Naruto sighed. He ran home and got his bazooka. Then he ran back to where Kakashi was reading. "I hate to do this," Naruto said apologetically, "but I must do what I must do, and that is defeat you." He paused for a second, thinking, whoa, that rhymed. But he got back to the topic at hand, and with that, he blew Kakashi's head off.
Unfortunately, it was a water clone. The real Kakashi was at home spiking his hair.
A/N: Heh, don't ask why Naruto has a bazooka... but this IS a fanfic, and a silly one at that! Which would also explain the...ahem, interesting layout of Ino's flower shop in chapter 1. Anywho, REVIEW! You know you waaaaant it!