Naruto's Boy Band
One day Naruto decided he wanted to start a boy band. "I'll call it the Ninjas X!" He said happily. Sakura, who happened to be lurking nearby listening, asked, "what's the X for?"
Naruto gave her a pitying look. "It's sad that you can't figure it out." He said. "It's obvious. Because without the X, I could get sued, as "ninjas" is already a copyrighted word."
"It's copyrighted?" Sakura asked. Naruto nodded, still looking at her as if she were a bit of an idiot. "Oh." Her face suddenly brightened. "Can I join?"
"It's a boy band!" Naruto yelled. Sakura didn't seem fazed.
"Well, I'm good at pretending-"
Naruto didn't want to hear the rest. He ran off screaming about crossdressers. Eventually he calmed down, and sat down on a park bench. Then he saw Sasuke walking by in a pink tutu. (A/N: Now that's something to picture!) "Sasuke!" He yelled. "You wanna join my boy band? It's called Ninjas X!"
Sasuke looked at Naruto, appearing to be thinking hard. "Well," he said, "I would, but practices might interfere with my ballet sessions." He gave his friend an apologetic look, then walked on, doing a few little pirouettes.
Naruto scowled. Boy bands were much more important than ballet lessons. Well, if Sasuke wanted to be a poor sport, let him! He would regret it when Ninjas X was famous and making lots of money, and he wasn't.
"Kakashi! Kakashi sensei!" Naruto yelled, banging on Kakashi's door. "Oh, wait." Naruto thought, suddenly ceasing his knocking. "Didn't I kill him a while ago? Darn it." But just as he was thinking this, Kakashi answered the door. "What?" He asked, looking annoyed.
"AAAAHHH!" Screamed Naruto. "It's his ghost!" He ran away.
"So what's with the boy band?" Sakura asked as Naruto sat next to her again.
"I've decided you can join."
I wanted to add more about Sasuke's ballet, but I guess that'll have to wait for another chapter. Review please!