The Secret Powers of Ballet
Sasuke twirled through the streets happily. He felt slightly bad about not joining his friend's band, but ballet was much more important.
When he got to his house, he was surprised to see the door was open. "Helloooooo?" He yelled happily as he spun through the doorway… and bumped into his evil brother.
(Cue for the scary music here.)
"So Sasuke… I see you are taking your training seriously." Itachi's sharingan eyes glowed. "I see you have discovered the secret powers of ballet, and how it is a much more deadly fighting skill than any that you could learn with Hatake Kakashi. And then covering it up by just acting like a pansy who likes the dance so that nobody will know your secret. Very ingenious… but I've seen through it, little bro. And now I will have to kill you before you become stronger than me."
Sasuke nervously anime sweat-dropped. Actually, he had known absolutely nothing about the "secret powers" and deadliness of ballet; he WAS just a pansy who liked the dance. He hoped it didn't show on his face.
"So now, are you ready to die?" Itachi asked, drawing his kunai.
"No!" Yelled Sasuke hastily. "I just dry-cleaned this tutu! At least let me change first!" He ran into his room and emerged a few minutes later back in his customary dark blue shirt and beige shorts. He checked his image in the hallway mirror quickly to make sure he looked intimidating and tough (which, sadly, he didn't; he still had ballet make-up on)before going back into the room where his brother waited.
Itachi charged at Sasuke, but Sasuke, remembering what he had said about ballet, did a little fancy leap. His brother died.
To this day, nobody knows how ballet got that special power, but there you are.
When my friend Caroline (snuggles-n-hugs is her penname) saw this chapter, she was all, "No, now Carmen'll have special powers!" (Carmen is another friend, who, incidentally, does ballet.) So now I must take note to never insult Carmen again. Reviewwwwwwwww! And, I am also insulted that nobody has added this story to their alert list yet. Hmph!