What's So Great About Sasuke?
"Gee," said Sasuke. "I've just noticed; everyone seems to like me even though I'm a selfish, conceited, disloyal jerk."
"Whoa, that's true," said Sakura. "You are kind of a sulky, arrogant, fathead."
Naruto did a cartwheel. "Does that mean you have finally realized I am the one for you, Sakura?" He asked hopefully, with heart-shaped eyes.
She looked at him and shook her head pityingly. "No, you're just a retard."
Naruto blinked a bit and his lip quivered. He walked home sadly.
Sakura clutched Sasuke's arm. "Finally, we're alone, Sasuke-kun!"
Sasuke looked down at her in confusion. "I thought we just discussed about what a terrible person I was!"
"Oh, yeah." Sakura let go of his arm in disgust. "Bye, loser!"
Years later, after Sasuke killed his brother, he decided to become a friendly, amiable person. Unfortunately, Sakura had made all of the Hidden Leaf Village residents realize years ago that Sasuke was no more than just a pretty face, and so everyone hated him. He never got married or had any friends. He spent the rest of his life living in a house full of cats and discussing the price of potatoes with anyone who would listen. I.e.: no one.
(This is where the violin music comes in.)
Wow, this was really Sasuke-bashing. Don't ask me whe; he's one of my favourite Naruto characters...hmmm. Well, my mind is a mystery even to me. Plus I kinda have writer's block. Review peoples! PLEASE! Flame the hell out of it if you want; I don't care! As long as it's a review!