Mind Reading
Sasuke walked out of his house, mourning the loss of his beloved Doffles. One of the ears on the top of his head had disappeared again, but the other remained. Sasuke combed his hair so that it was almost all spiky, not just the part at the back, so that nobody could see the ear.
As he walked, he discovered he could hear little odd, echoey snippets of voices every once in a while that he had never heard before. When he concentrated hard, he could hear them better. No! I have voices in my head now! He thought in horror. I don't wanna go crazy! Waaaah! He walked past Choji in the street, who was eating a bag of chips. All of a sudden, so clear that it felt like it was being whispered in his ear, Sasuke heard, "Mff, these need more salt. I should have got a different flavour." It was an echoed version of Choji's voice. Sasuke looked over at Choji, but the fat member of Team 10 had his mouth crammed full of chips, and couldn't have talked. But even as Sasuke thought that, he heard Choji's voice in his head again: "I could do with some ice cream now."
As Sasuke walked farther away from Choji, the fat kid's voice became fainter and fainter. How odd, I think this third ear can read minds, Sasuke thought. This could be useful. The Uchiha child walked past Shikamaru, who was thinking, "There's Sasuke. What's with his hair?" and Iruka, who had "Oops, I Did it Again," stuck in his head.
Sasuke went over to Naruto's house, where he and Sakura were having a practice session of Ninjas X. Sakura looked at Sasuke and blushed. She was thinking, "What's with his hair? It looks so cute! Oh, Sasuke-kun! I am going to marry you, and then I'll laugh in Ino's face, and Sasuke-kun and I will have little mini Sasukes…" Sasuke stopped listening, not wanting to hear any more. "Hi, Sasuke-kun!" Sakura said out loud, still fantasizing in her head.
"What do you want?" Snapped Naruto at Sasuke. He was thinking, "damn, I have a wedgie. How do I pick it out without anyone noticing?" He fidgeted, and sighed, thinking, "rats, it's no use." Sasuke tried to stop listening to him, too.
"Uh, nothing. But I miss Doffles." Sasuke wiped away a tear.
"Sasuke's crying? Noooo!" Thought Sakura. "Maybe a hug will comfort him…" she took a step towards Sasuke, who bolted.
Man, I would looove to read minds, but maybe not if I lived around Naruto.
I can read your mind, though! you want to review! You know you do!