"So…you're a wolf…that talks…and that's blue…" Mary Jane said to Narcissa after a few hours.
Narcissa nodded.
"So you are from Earth, too?"
Mary Jane nodded.
"I've never met an Earthling before. Besides Spider-Man. But he has what you call 'super powers', so I suppose he doesn't really count."
Mary Jane laughed, and went on talking about the fabulous shopping in New York City.
Spider-Man was in the pilot seat, unfortunately with Johnny as his co-pilot.
"Oy! Skipper! Rough Waters Ahead, 'Ay?"
"Johnny. We're in the vast emptiness of space. Please tell me how the hell there can be water!"
"'Ey, Don't fret now, Cap'in!"
Spider-Man rolled his eyes.
Then something started blinking.
"Hey! The radar…we've got company, boys!" He said.
"Excuse me?"
"And girls."
"Yeah…Five star ships headed our way…one's frick'en huge man!" Johnny exclaimed.
"We got weapons on this thing?" Wolverine asked.
Spider-Man pressed a button with a picture of a gun on it. A seat with a machine gun rose up from the floor.
"Ooh I got dibs on this baby!" Wolverine snapped.
He plopped himself in the chair as he rose even higher. An oxygen mask automatically covered his mouth and nose as he moved up and out. He was safely buckled into the seat, but ready for action.
"Halt! Pull Over!" The Headmistress' voice projected from her vehicle.
Spider-Man pressed the speaker button.
"Yeah! At the nearest Stop Sign!"
"What the hell is a 'Stop Sign'?"
A missile hit the end of the pod, making everyone who wasn't buckled into their seat fly to the right.
Wolverine attacked the ships with the machine gun. He looked like a freak'in warmonger. All he was missing was war paint and a loincloth!
"We need more firepower!" Wolverine yelled.
Johnny pressed a blinking yellow button.
"Don't press anything!" Spider-Man hissed, taking the ship of autopilot and trying to steer it himself.
But the pod shot missiles off in every direction, hitting three of the five enemy ships.
Spider-Man looked at him oddly.
"DO IT AGAIN!"
They got hit again, making everyone fly to the left.
"Ahh!" Screamed Mary Jane.
"If you say 'I broke a nail' I will kill you." Dare Devil moaned, who was lying on top of her.
Johnny randomly pressed another button. This time a shield covered the entire escape pod. Johnny looked extremely pleased.
The weapons could shoot through the shield, much to Wolverine's pleasure, and the enemy's firepower could not penetrate it.
"Damn it! I was hoping they wouldn't figure out how to do that!" The Headmistress' voice echoed.
"Ma'am, its on speaker still."
"Ooh damn it!"
"Keep firing!" Spider-Man ordered.
Wolverine shot at a ship that was smoking a thick, black cloud. It exploded within a minute of firing, and everyone cheered.
"What's with the cheerleaders?"
"Just pay attention, Johnny!" Spider-Man yelled.
"Since when are you Mr. Serious?"
"Since people's lives were placed in my hands!"
"Oh."
Another explosion followed. Soon only two ships remained.
"Stop it! Pull over now!"
"Make me, Heady!"
"NOW!"
"You're voice could crack a mirror! Volume please!" Johnny laughed.
Everyone joined in.
Then a piercing EEEE-OOOH noise stopped the laughter, and red lights started flashing.
"What's wrong? Did we get hit too hard?" Dare Devil asked.
"No, We're out of gas!"