Disclaimer: I own nothing. And the song belongs to 50 cent/G-unit

A/N: Thanks to all my reviewers! You guys are awesome!

-GG-

-In the limo-

Everybody was drinking champagne and laughing at Steph's stories about Colin, Finn and Logan from boarding school.

"...So then Finn jumps on his desk, yells 'MUTINY!' and he grabbed Mr. Hunt's toupee, tosses it to Colin, and they both run out of the room. Logan is standing in the doorway the whole time video taping it!"

Rory was clutching her sides and wiping away tears, she was laughing so hard.

"Oh my God!" She cried. When she finally calmed down she took a sip of her champagne, just as Finn imitated Mr. Hunts reaction to the loss of his toupee.

"YOU... YOU, LITTLE DELINQUENT!' He shouted, as I ran out of the room, he was still clutching his bald head as he chased me down the halls."

"Oh God, Finn! Wait until I've swallowed!" Rory said, coughing.

"Sorry Love!" He said with an innocent smile.

"Finn, I still love you!"

"Of course! Who wouldn't love this amazing Aussie!" Finn asked with a wink

"I have no idea!" Rory responded a bit to cheerfully.

"Are you GASP DRUNK Reporter Girl?" Finn asked, in faux shock.

"Just a little bit." Rory said in a sing song voice. "Oh my God! I'm 50 Cent!"

Everybody stared at her confused.

"What?" Colin asked.

"Not a lot baby girl just a lil bit, We can head to the crib in a lil bit, I can show ya how I live in a lil bit, I wanna unbutton your pants just a lil bit, Take 'em off and pull 'em down just a lil bit, Get to kissin' and touchin' a lil bit... 50 Cent? A Rapper?" Rory said.

When everybody failed to recognize who he was, Rory pressed the topic further.

"Come on people! In da Club! Candy Shop! G-Unit!" Rory looked at all the blank faces. "My GOD! You all live under a rock!"

"Sorry." Finn said sheepishly.

"Wait, In Da Club? That DOES sound familiar." Steph said.

"It was one of the most overplayed songs. They played it at clubs all the time." Rory said.

"Something about birthday and Bacardi?" Logan asked

"YES!" Rory yelled. "Finally. I now have proof that you aren't robots!"

"Reporter Girl, you are very odd. But we love you anyway." Steph said.

Rory laughed. "I love you guys too!"

-GG-

When the group got back to Yale, Steph and Logan went back to his room, Finn went to the pub and Rory and Colin went back to her dorm.

"Make yourself comfortable, I'm gonna check my messages." Rory said as she walked over to the answering machine.

"Gilmore, its Paris. I'm at Doyle's for the night. He still refuses to stay at our place. You WILL apologize to him or else I will-"

Rory sighed and hit delete.

"Paris, its Doyle, call me back."

"Rory, its mom. Call me back. I haven't talked to you in a while. Are you coming home this weekend or did Hitler and her Husband plan your weekend out for you? I love you."

Colin came up behind Rory and put his arms around her waist.

"You still haven't talked to your mom?" He asked gently.

"No, I just want to be my own person. My whole life, I've been 'Lorelai's daughter.' or 'Richard and Emily's granddaughter.' I just want to be Rory Gilmore, my own person!"

"I get it. My while life I've been 'The McKray Heir.' Colin confessed.

All of a sudden Rory paled at the sound of the last message.

"Lorelai. It's Francine Hayden. Please call me back. 555-2424. Thank you. Please call me back."

"Why is Francine calling you?" Colin asked.

"I have no idea. She hates me." Rory said as she grabbed the phone.

"Hello Grandmother." Rory said as Francine answered the phone. She quickly looked at Colin when she heard him choke on his drink.

"Lorelai?" Francine said in awe. "You called me back?"

"Well, you did ask me to, and it would have been very rude not to." Rory said coldly.

"Thank you. Lorelai, could we maybe meet for lunch?"

"Are you going to attack me again?"

"Please Lorelai. I would really like to talk to you, in person. I wanted to say this in person, but I've always wanted a relationship with you. It killed me to stand in the back of your graduation from Chilton, and not be able to hug you. I've read every article you have written. They are all framed in my sitting room. Please meet with me. Anywhere you want."

Rory had tears in her eyes when she heard Francine confess all of her emotions.

"Where and when ever you want to meet, just let me know."

"Ok, I will make reservations and call you with the time? When do you have classes?"

"How about you make them for sometime over the weekend? I have a lot of studying to do during the week."

"Ok, I will let you know of the time. Thank you."

"No problem, See you soon."

They hung up their phone and Rory looked at Colin who was still in shock.

"You are a GILMORE AND A HAYDEN?" He exclaimed.

"Yea... why?"

"I just never knew you were a Hayden as well."

"Well, its not like it's a secret." Rory said confused.

"I know, but since your parents didn't get married, I guess people didn't put it together."

"Oh, I guess so." Rory said thoughtfully.

"So you really are a society bitch huh?" Colin said pulling her close, and running his hand through her hair.

"Hey! My hair!" Rory said in mock horror. "I just got it 'done' Paulo will kill you!"

Colin laughed and pulled her into her bedroom.

-GG-

"God, I feel like a teenager again." Colin said the next morning, as he stretched.

"Why?" Rory said, yawning.

"We made out like teenagers all night." He replied with a smirk.

Rory laughed and Colin leaned forward to kiss her, and was shocked when she pushed him away.

"I don't know about you Mister, but I have morning breath. So you wait until I brush my teeth."

"You kill me." He wined.

"Hand me the hammer and I will nail your coffin closed buddy." Rory shot back.

"Evil girl." He said with a chuckle.

-GG-

A/N: Short, I know! Sorry it took me so long to update, but I've got mid-terms soon, so I've been studying like crazy. Senior year, and if I fail, I'm screwed royally. So the updates will either suck, be short, or less frequent until my exams are over, which is next Friday. So until then, RR please!