A/N: The sequel to Cinderlina that I promised!

Disclaimer: Again, I do not own Slayers, or anything else you might recognize from somewhere else.

Random Parody 2: Snow Amelia and the Seven Chibis

Once upon a time (again), there was an evil queen named Naga. She was the most beautiful woman in the kingdom. She knew this because she had a possessed mirror who told her so.

Everyday Naga would ask the mirror "Mirror mirror on the ceiling, who's the lady most appealing?"

Rezo, the guy possessing the mirror, would think She really needs to get a life, before answering "You."

Naga would let fly her earsplitting laugh. Rezo's mirror would shatter, and Naga would order her poor servants to tape him back together. That's why Naga was such an evil queen. She taxed the peasants to poverty to pay for all the scotch tape needed to fix Rezo.

One day, Rezo decided he was bored of this and came up with an evil plan of revenge. When Naga asked her daily question, Rezo replied with the first name that came to his head.

"Snow Amelia."

Snow Amelia was Naga's justice-obsessed little sister. No one really understood where the "Snow" part came from. Her hair was black. Her skin wasn't that pale. A lot of people had been questioning her parent's sanity when she was born.

Naga used her as a slave, but the author is too busy running away from the guys in the white coats with the sweater that makes you hug yourself to come up a reason.

Obviously, Naga was not happy when Rezo said this.

Ka-BOOOOOOOMMM!

Hmm, maybe I should rephrase that.

"Zangulus! Come here!" Naga ordered.

"What do you want?" Zangulus asked.

"Take Snow Amelia into the woods and kill her! OOOOOH OHOHOHOHOHOOOOHHH!" Naga laughed.

Zangulus nodded, willing to do anything to get away from Naga's ear-splitting laugh.

Later, in the Overly Clichéd Forest of DOOM AND PINK BUTTERFLIES!

"Where are we going Mr. Zangulus?"

"Uhh… We're going to get frosty chocolate milkshakes, Snow Amelia," Zangulus giggled nervously. "Frosty chocolate milkshakes!"

"No you're not! Mr. Bunny says you're gonna kill me!" Snow Amelia pointed at a giant rabbit in the middle of a kung fu fight against a bunch of sharks with laser beams attached to their heads. "KILLING INNOCENT LITTLE GIRLS IN UNJUST!" She launched into one of her trademark justice speeches.

That does it, Zangulus thought, As soon as this is over, I'm going on strike!

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In the end, Zangulus let Snow Amelia go just to get away from her annoying justice speeches. So now she was wandering aimlessly around the Overly Clichéd Forest of DOOM AND PINK BUTTERFLIES!

"AAAAAAAAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Snow Amelia screamed, for she had seen a most terrifying sight. The author's brain.

"MWAHAHAHAHAHA!" cackled the author, as Snow Amelia ran for her sanity.

"There she is!" shouted one of the men in white coats with the sweater that makes you hug yourself, pointing at the author.

"Aw, &$!" the author swore before jumping through a plot hole out of the fic.

Going back to Snow Amelia…

Once Snow Amelia was a safe distance from the author's brain, she continued with her aimless wandering. But suddenly she was attacked by to strange looking short boys, one with red hair and the other with messy black hair glasses and a lightning shaped scar.

"Bother! Bother! Bother! Bother! Bother! Bother! Bother! Bother! Bother! Bother! Bother! Bother! Bother! Bother! Bother! Bother! Bother! Bother! Bother! Bother! Bother! Bother! Bother! Bother! Bother! Bother! Bother!" they chanted as they bothered her.

"Eeep!" Snow Amelia squealed. "PACIFIST CRUSH!" Snow Amelia pacifist-crushed the two weirdoes into a tree. "Hmph," she hmphed, before wandering off again.

Not looking where she was going, Amelia tripped over a conveniently placed root and fell through a plot hole, landing in front of a cliché looking cottage (What? Stop looking at me like that!).

I wonder who lives there? She wondered. Maybe they can help me! Snow Amelia knocked on the door. Crickets chirped. They chirped some more. They soon got bored of chirping and wandered off to have coffee.

Amelia opened the door to have a look around, conveniently forgetting that entering someone else's house without the owners' permission was unjust. She was in a kitchen. In the corner were two refrigerators. One was labeled "Gourry and Lina's fridge," and the other was padlocked and labeled "Everyone else's fridge." There was a long table with seven chairs. Upstairs were seven small beds, each labeled with a different name.

"Scary Luna, Greedy Lina, Dopey Gourry, Annoying Xellos, Mace-happy Filia, Maniacal Phibby, and OOC Sylphiel," Snow Amelia. What strange names, she thought. But then again, if you think about the weirdo who's writing this fic… Ok! I'm weird! Live with it! Like I have a choice. Amelia sighed. She would have to put up with the author's weirdness, just as any true warrior of justice must.

Snow Amelia's slightly off-topic reverie was interrupted by the sound of voices outside.

"GIMME THAT CHICKEN WING GOURRY! IT'S MINE!"

"But Lina! I saw it first!"

"TOO BAD!"

"Hi Filia!"

"Gah! Namagomi, don't sneak up on me like that!" WHACK!

"Aiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" A chibified Xellos flew through the window and landed on Amelia in a rather, er, compromising position.

"Eeeeek! Pervert! JUSTICE KICK!"

"Aiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" went Xellos for the second time is as many minutes as he was justice-kicked into the wall.

"Ow…" said the wall.

"Wait a second," said Amelia. "Walls can't talk!"

"Oh yeah!" The wall stopped talking.

"Ooookay then…" Amelia sweat dropped.

Chibified versions of Luna, Lina, Gourry, Filia, Phibby and Sylphiel burst into the room. But because the author wants to get the story moving, we'll just say that after Amelia explained things, (and after Filia whacked Xellos for being a pervert), the seven chibis agreed to let Amelia stay.

Correction: Lina let her stay in exchange for Amelia doing their chores. Typical Lina…

"I saw that!" Lina shouted, flames appearing around her head. Too bad! "Grrrr…"

Off in a corner, Sylphiel plotted world domination. Gourry ate. And ate. And ate. And ate some more! It wasn't long before Lina joined him. Insert a witty joke about their eating habits here.

Anyways, to keep the story moving, Amelia stayed at the seven chibis' little cottage in exchange for doing their chores.

One day when all the chibis were not at home, Naga found Snow Amelia and came over to the house planning to kill her. "OOOOOH OHOHOHOHOHOOOOHHH!" Naga laughed.

"No, you do it like this!" Sylphiel corrected, randomly appearing. "Mwahaha! Mwahaha! Mwhaha!" Sylphiel's cackling was interrupted by a science textbook clonking her in the head.

"Stupid homework!" the author ranted. Another textbook (math this time) flew across the room and clonked Amelia in the head. Naga poked her with a stick.

"She's dead Jim."

"Ok!" said Jim, before vanishing into a plot hole.

"Yay! Amelia's dead!" cheered a random Amelia hater. CLONK. (The author doesn't like Amelia haters.)

When the chibis found out Snow Amelia had died, they were very depressed.

"Hey, waiter! I want everything from here to here, triple portions. Now step on it!" Lina ordered.

"Ahem." The Author cleared her throat.

"Yes?"

"You're supposed to be DEPRESSED."

For some weird reason, they put Amelia's corpse in a glass coffin where everyone could see her. Mostly cuz the author threatened to put them in the happy bunny torture room if they didn't.

Elsewhere in the forest…

Zelgadis scowled. What was it with the author and dressing him up in embarrassing outfits? First it was the fairy godmother outfit, and now it was the stupid poofy-shorts costume from that amusement park in the outer world. "Why me?" Zel muttered.

"Because it's fun!" the author replied cheerfully. Zel just death glared at her. Too wrapped up in his grumblings, Zel didn't look where he was going and crashed into Snow Amelia's coffin. CRASH, the author typed unnecessarily.

Zel stared. "Why would you put a frozen dead girl in a glass coffin where everyone can see her?" he asked.

"Don't ask me," came Lina's reply. "SHE made us do it." The chibified-sorceress pointed at the author.

"Ok…" Zel sweatdropped.

Xellos coughed. "Well, actually, she's only mostly dead."

"Mostly?" Zel queried (The author suddenly doubled up laughing, finding the word "queried" hilariously funny for some reason.)

"Yup!" Xellos answered. "You can still bring her back to life."

"How?"

"Now that… is a secret." An anvil fell on Xellos's head. Filia cackled at his misfortune. "Alright, alright," he grumbled, "You have to kiss her."

Zel blushed. Nearby, a bunch of random A/Z shippers cheered. "Boo!" shouted some random L/Z shipper. An anvil fell on his head. The A/Z shippers cheered again as the author grinned evilly.

Zel tried lifting the glass lid off the coffin. "Urrff," he grunted. "Heavy…" In the end, Filia smashed the glass with her mace ("Oh fudge," she muttered, "I was aiming for Xellos's head."). He knelt down and kissed Amelia on the lips.

"Awwwwwww…" crooned the A/Z shippers. The seven chibis all clapped and cheered, sans Xellos, who was retching behind a bush ("Too… much… happiness…").

So Zel and the now-alive Amelia got married and lived happily ever after. The end!

A/N: Finally! I got Snow Amelia done! My excuse for long update: I got writers block (it's much easier to write script format. Stupid anti-script format rule!). Sorry! I'm not sure what parody I'll do next. I'm thinking of doing a parody of Shrek, but I'll take any suggestions reviewers gives. I'd just like to add that I also do not own the idea of "evil Sylphiel." That belongs to my friends, Selea-Chan and Kawaii otaku of doom. Also, putting Zel in poofy shorts was Kawaii otaku's idea as well. You guys rock my socks! Finally, there's a bunch of parodies in both Snow Amelia and Cinderlina that I never mentioned in my disclaimers or A/N's. I'll give kudos to whoever can spot them all (unlike in past fics, however, I can't let you guest star cuz I've had stories deleted for that). But I gotta go now, cuz my parents just saw all the Slayers characters picketing in my front yard and want to know what I did THIS time. R&R please!