I don't own Danny Phantom. That belongs to Nickelodeon, Steve Marmel, Butch Hartman, Mark Banker, ViacomCBS Domestic Media Networks, and Billionfold Inc.

BIG WARNING: there WILL BE what some people may call secondhand embarrassment (not that I look at it like that, but what can you do *shrugs*). Danny and occasionally others are clumsy, are embarrassed at times, shy, and even awkward. Though I'll try to have more sappy romance, so I hope it will turn out ok.

Most of these oneshots will be about romantic ships. Danny will be with any of these characters: Star, Paulina, or Valerie. Sometimes it will be a polyamorous ship with all four of them, yay!

Some oneshots will also be about the Fentons.

There'll be oneshots about Star's family too (that I made OC's for).

Oneshots with Valerie's dad too.

Some will be about the Weston family (that I also made OC's for).

Some with just Danny by himself.

Also, I don't like Sam and Tucker. They will hardly be in here, if at all. If so, then there will be bashing or a barely mentioned comment about them.

Please enjoy!

Oneshot #1

Danny held up Valerie's butter-coated hand to his face. The light from the tv gave them a soft blue outline.

"Huh."

"What? Do I have salt under my nails or something?" Valerie wore a smile while she said this.

"Oh no it's nothing like that. It's just your fingers." Danny chuckled a bit.

"Yeah? Anything wrong with them?"

"They're so cute and short."

"Nope, try ugly and stubby." Valerie's joking demeanor dimmed a bit.

Danny hummed. "Well, I happen to disagree."

Valerie then grabbed the remote and paused the movie. It wasn't like they hadn't seen this before anyways. She then twisted her body so she wasn't looking at him over her shoulder. Danny still lied behind her, perfectly content.

"What? That's not a good thing for girls, babe. Do you know how many times kids would tease me about my sausages?"

"I can't believe you were bullied over your pretty hands! The pricks."

Valerie regained her smile as when saw his eyes flash green. She then squeezed his digits, and he calmed back down.

Rubbing her palms softly in his own, Danny continued.

"I think they're wrong. You're lovely."

He kept on looking into her eyes with fierce determination, willing her to believe him.

Valerie's smile waned a bit thought of something, though.

"Thanks for that, Danny. But you know we're only fifteen years old. My hands won't stay nice forever."

Danny's smile grew brighter as he brought his forehead to Valerie's own.

"No you got a point there, gorgeous. You'll only become more beautiful as we age."

At this, she let out a quick burst of laughter.

"Danny, you are such a weirdo!"

"Hey, I love you Valerie! I'm allowed to be weird from time to time!"

"Uh huh, try all the time."

The halfa's hands then turned intangible and skimmed down the sides of her body.

"You know what else I love about your hands?"

The girl laughed and stuck the end of her thumb in his mouth.

"The way they taste?"

She smiled cheekily and her eyes twinkled.

"Mhmm that too. But something more better."

Punctuating each digit with a kiss, Danny's heart felt warm as he made her laugh.

"The way your hands feel so small in my own."