Disclaimer: I've said it before. I was a Disnoid (Disney android) for 10 years, a long time ago. Long before Kim Possible and the gang were conceived. So, I don't own Kim and the gang, Disney does. I use the characters for my own amusement. No Dollars, Euros, Yen or Pesos change hands.

Chapter 9: Auto Museum

"Thanks for the ride, Basil." Kim said from the passenger's seat of the old, beat up Isuzu Trooper II.

"No Prob, Kim. It's the least I could do after you saved me from that avalanche last April. Besides, I was headed down to the area to do some climbing. Just to stay in shape." Basil Boulder said from driver's seat.

"Well, we would've drove ourselves, but Ron's Hummer is in the shop. It suffered a little damage when we rolled down Mount Jacob."

Basil took his Sky Sox baseball cap off and put it over his heart. "When the top of Mount Jacob got blown off, we all lost a prime climb." He looked up the road, pointing. "There's the museum."

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"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaa YEAAA!" Motor Ed came knee-sliding down the aisle playing his air guitar. He got up off his knees and panned around the lines of cars. "Dudes! Just look at this. Acres and acres of Primo, hill climbing autos. Can it, like, get any better? Seriously!"

"No, Motor Ed. This museum rocks." Motor Ed's chief lackey said, brushing his hand back through his long black greasy hair. "But the pit crew and I couldn't find a good place to get a hoagie in town. The best we could do is a Philly Cheese Steak up on North Nevada Street. Now that is not a sandwich, Ugh!"

Motor Ed turned and stared at the five goons. "You dudes are worried about, like, your stomachs when we're surrounded by the most awesome vehicles to climb Pike's Peak? DUDES! I MEAN, SERIOUSLY!" He turned his back to them and shook out his mullet. With a wave of his hand, he said, "Now get to work."

Kim Possible stood on the hood of a Peter Built semi."We think the vehicles should stay where they are, don't we Ron."

Ron stood on the hood of a Hummer, opposite Kim. "Like, Seriously Dude!" he said in a quasi-imitation of their current foe. "I always wanted to mock the villain." Ron tittered.

"Red! And her skinny dude, boyfriend! What are you two, like doing here? Seriously!" Motor Ed said in shock.

"We heard you'd be in town, so we came down from Middleton to greet you." She said defiantly.

Kim pulled out her hair dryer/grappling gun and fired it to the ceiling. It hooked on a rafter beam and she swung towards the lackeys, knocking them all down. She proceeded to Kung Fu them all into submission and hogtied them.

Ron leaped off the Hummer and landed in front of Motor Ed. "Now tell me, Motor Ed... Can I just call you Ed? Or Edward... how about Eddie?"

Motor Ed's face went brilliant red. "No, Dude! I am Motor Ed! Seriously! Only my Mom can call me Eddie. Seriously!"

"I'm sorry... MOTOR ED!" Ron said sarcastically. "I just was wondering. Why do you steal cars? I mean... you're a brilliant mechanic and can make tons of money fixing them. Why steal?"

"Cause I want to work on the most awesome, the most radical cars in the world! I can't do that if I'm fixing some dudes, like, minivan."

"Seriously?" Ron asked.

"Seriously!" Motor Ed replied.

Ron thought about it for a moment. "You know... When we were out in L.A., doing our movie... we met some people who create the cars they use in major motion pictures. You know the badical one they use in the Sci-Fi pictures?" Ron pulled out a business card. "This guy might be able to use a super mechanic like you."

Motor Ed took the card and read it. "Seriously?"

Ron nodded his head, "Seriously."

Motor Ed thought for a second, then tore up the business card and screamed, "I DO NOT WORK, WELL, like, IN THE SYSTEM!"

Ron said quietly, "Seriously?"

Motor Ed threw the torn up pieces of paper at Ron, "Seriously, Dude!"

"Well, then..." Ron said as his demeanor darkened and he started to glow blue, "I guess there's only one thing to do!"

The scrapes of paper and whatever else were lying around Ron's feet started to float off the ground. Ron's face formed into a grimace as his fists clenched and the glow radiated. Motor Ed took a step back and bumped into Kim.

"Red! Like, what's seriously happening to your boyfriend?"

Kim folded her arms across her chest. "He's just channeling up his Mystical Monkey Powers. Ready to kick your butt. You should of taken his offer."

Motor Ed glanced around the building, looking for a way to escape.

Ron took a step forward and the glow broadened even more. A wicked smile grew on his face.

"Oh Man! Like, I read about those Monkey Powers in Villain's Weekly Magazine." Motor Ed fell to his knees. "I don't want any part of them! Seriously!" He tucked himself into a ball on the floor, sucking his thumb.

Kim looked over to Ron. He was still coming towards them.

"RON!" She screamed.

Ron shook his head and came out of the almost trance like state. The blue glow faded as he took a deep breath and let it out slowly. "Sorry K.P. I really wanted to see some action tonight." His silly grin spread as he rubbed the back of his neck.

Kim looked down at the pathetic, former hulk of a man, laying at her feet. "You know, Ron, he'll never be the same."

Ron sorrowfully said, "Well, I guess there's one less villain in the world." He shook his head, then perked up. "What's the plan now?"

Kim took his hand and they started out of the museum. "Since it's the weekend, Bon Bon and Monique are going to drive the Hummer down tomorrow morning. They want to go up to the top of Pike's Peak on the Cog Rail. Right now let's find a Micro Brew Pub and get something to eat."

The two walked out of the building as the police paddy wagon pulled up.

A/N: Colorado Springs is a great place to visit for a vacation. Lots of things to see and do. Check it out!