Mugen become yakuza!

First champloo story so be nice! I got the idea for this story from way of the samurai 2 I don't own anything except this fic. If I did own champloo Jin would be wearing a clown nose and Mugen doing juggling tricks for my amusement. Uh anyway, START DA FIC!

It had been three days since they got separated. Mugen, Jin, and Fu were caught in the middle of a gang war. Mugen was walking across a bridge grumbling, "stupid bitch… told her to stay close" his stomach was grumbling like crazy. As he walked he looked back in his mind on what happened.

There were men and women fighting all over the street. The trio got caught in a full fledged all out gang war. Jin pushed his glasses up not saying anything. Mugen however had drawn his sword grinning as he walked out of the restaurant "well looks like we can have some fun after all" fu frowned as she hit Mugen on the shoulder "no! We have to get out of here, don't forget you promised!" grumbling Mugen started moving not entering the fray directly both him and Jin keeping fu behind them. A woman with a needle rushed Mugen. He wasn't paying attention but jumped just barely missing a needle in his neck as he stabbed the woman. Jin wasn't faring any better as two men attacked him thinking he was part of the fight. In a single fluid motion both were dead. "This is getting out of hand," Jin said as his blade slashed into another person. Fu tried yelling to the two but the cries were getting too loud. Mugen lost himself in the fight jumping around killing anyone who was close. Jin and fu had gone in different direction trying to get out of the crowd. They wandered away too much and couldn't find each other.

Mugen kept grumbling before kicking a bucket "DAMNIT!" he stopped walking. He groaned loudly as he collapsed blacking out. He woke up half an hour later seeing a little girl standing in front of him. Mugen being Mugen responded groggily "what you lookin' at kid…" the little girl put down a pack of rice balls smiling shyly. All he could do was stare at her "you given me these?" the little girl nodded "you aint gonna talk to me?" the little girl frowned and shook her head. Mugen ate one of the rice balls thinking to himself "so she's a mute" he finished the food and looked at the little girl. After a few minutes again he spoke "thanks kid…" the little girl smiled giggling a little before she bowed and ran off. Mugen stood up dusting himself off as he walked towards three rather round men with make up, odd hats, and red vests. One with a katana walked up to Mugen "hold on, I haven't seen you around Amahara, what are you doing here?" another came standing to Mugens' left and laughed "well speak up, you don't answer right we'll have to mess you up" the third one had a huge log with a rock attached to the end "d..don't you know this is the Aoto gang territory?" Mugen yawned and glared at the first man "get the hell out of the way, your blocking traffic"

All three of them looked at him like he was crazy "what did you say!" "That's it your dead!" "y..yeah!" all of them drew their weapons Mugen just sat there smiling. The one with the katana swung wildly at him only to find mugens steel bottom geta in his face as he drew his own sword parrying the Chinese blade. "This is it? You guys are pathetic" Mugen booted the first guy in the back of the head knocking him forward ducking under the swing of the hammer lunging forward leaving a huge cut through his leg. Scurrying swiftly he cut straight up cutting into the arm of the one with the Chinese sword and stabbed the remaining one through the muscle in his leg. All of them limped away from Mugen looking terrified "w..wait! Please don't kill us! Hear us out. We're big men around these parts, d..do we have an understanding?" the one that seemed to lead said. Mugen stood straight up looking interested for a moment not saying anything. The fat leader took this as he was happy standing up weakly "we can give you anything you want, just ask boss Hanzaemon! Money, women, anything" Mugen rubbed his chin for a moment "hmmm, sounds tempting" grinning madly Mugen raised the sword getting ready to charge "but you guys caught me in a bad mood" in an instant Mugen rushed towards his injured targets only to be cut off by a sword in his path and a giggle that sent chill's down his spine.

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