Sonic Babies
Chapter 1
Sonic and the gang, when they're all like 80.
Sonic limped over to the shelf. His right leg had been acting up for years now, except lately it had hurt more than usual. He got a book off of the shelf. The dusty old book was blue, and had spots of coffee and other things on it. Sonic was a little like that book. He was feeling old, and seemed dustier and drearier than he had been the day before. He lived with Tails, who was only a bit past his prime. Knuckles and Shadow lived in an apartment next door. Amy and Cream lived on the opposite side. The gang had been through it all, the good and the bad. They had witnessed Eggman's demise together, He had blown himself up by accident. They were all feeling old age, and since they couldn't turn back time, they had to rot slowly. Rouge had moved down to the floor below, and Omega lived Up a floor. Omega was never really going to die, just rust up and turn to scrap metal. Rouge, The devil, didn't look a day over 55. Amy, on the other hand, had let old age show. She had wrinkles all over her face, and her unsightliness depressed her. Cream was there to console her and help her. Cream, like Tails, wasn't showing age that much. Sonic resembled his Uncle, who had past years ago. Knuckles Was Knuckles, just older and slower. Shadow refused to age, and managed to keep up with next generation heroes. He always made noise coming home, whooping and shouting and cheering down the halls. He was a giant disturbance. The gang usually yelled at him, rambling on. The group still had their good abilities. Tails, in example, had his great mechanical ability. And this is where our story begins.
SONIC BABIES
"Hey Sonic. I think I made something." Tails called out.
"I'm not changing you anymore!" Sonic replied.
"Nonononono, I mean an invention!" Tails said.
"Oh. What does it do? I Hope it cleans you so I don't have to." Sonic prayed.
"Nope, it makes us younger." Tails said excitedly.
"Well I'm not changing ya if you get too young." Sonic said.
"Well, I'll test it out." Tails said. He aimed the ray at himself, turning a dark shade of green. When the green aura faded, Tails in a pair of diapers remained. Sonic, who was near the aura when it happened, was slightly older then Tails. He had a pair of diapers as well.
"Change." Tails said.
"No." Sonic replied
"CHANGE." Tails yelled.
"NOOOO" Sonic screamed. Tails began to cry, waking the whole apartment building. Shadow, on a return trip from the latest battles of good versus evil, ran into the room.
"What's wrong?" Shadow ran in yelling.
"CHANGE!" Tails screamed, sending the blaster into Shadow's arms. He closed the door, smelling of crap, and ran to his house. Knuckles was there. He thought that Shadow was an oncoming attacker. He grabbed his gloves tight, and threw a punch. It was the slowest punch in history. Shadow, bored, shot Knuckles. Knuckles turned into a baby, his little gloves fitting him perfectly. He toddled over to Shadow and hugged his leg.
"Oh, he was a hugger as a baby," Shadow cooned mockingly. "How creepy." He Turned Knuckles into a football, and punted him into a nearby field goal. An announcer walked by and said "Now Mobius is down by 6. One more field goal to win this." Knuckles was so scared he landed in a pile of his own waste. Shadow went up to Omega's next. He opened the door via a mechanical arm. Shadow, with little time to waste, shot Omega and left. Omega drooled battery acid, which burned through Sonic's ceiling, And burned Sonic's head. He ran around, and accidentally Knocked a bunch of forks off of the counter and stabbed his head. He threw himself into the sink, which put out the fire. Then Sonic realized that he couldn't swim. He crapped himself so much that he made a mountain of crap, making an island that he sat on. He fell off the sink, flat on his face. He moved down to Rouge next. He shot her, and she looked the same, just shorter. He picked her up, and threw her at the ceiling. She pierced the ceiling with her pointy ears, and landed right next to Tails. They crapped at the same time, dropping some on Shadow.
"EWWWWWW! MUST BOIL SKIN!" Shadow yelled running towards a sink. He took a crap shot, which meant he shot the crap off of him with the hose. He ran upstairs, Shot Cream, and hit Amy with no second thoughts. She became what she was in her 20's, only 2 feet tall. Cream was the same. Shadow, wanting to crap on Rouge and Tails, Shot himself. He pulled out a popgun and held it to Amy's head. He motioned towards the door, and cream and Amy ran out the hall. Shadow got on a big tricycle, and held his popgun to Cream's head. He motioned towards Shadow's door. They ran, with Shadow not far behind. They were all around 1or 2. Omega suddenly flew down through the ceiling, breaking pieces of ceiling on Tail's head. He ran into his room, dragging his Diaper behind him. Sonic ran at Sonic speed into his room. He jumped on his bed without stopping, and went flying out the window. He landed next to Knuckles, Who was flat against the ground. An announcer suddenly said "MOBIUS FOOTBALL TEAM WINS!" giant football players ran up to Sonic and Knuckles, and spiked them. Knuckles was eating dirt when Sonic to.
Back at the house, Shadow had The popgun Aimed at them all. He told them to line up. They Ganged up on him all of a sudden, trying to Knock him off his trike. Shadow took off, Everyone still on his bike. He flew it off of the jump that had appeared out of nowhere. He and the rest of them flew through the sky, landing on Knuckles. Shadow aimed his popgun at Knuckles, and shot him in the butt. Knuckles, thinking it was the sedatives he had taken many years ago, Fell asleep. Everyone cheered, and kicked the crap out Knuckles while he slept. They threw things, Kicked him, and made him sit on a pencil, Knuckles came to around then.
"OWWWWWWWWWWW!" He jumped into a garbage disposal, and came out in small shreds.
Tails yelled "Oh my god, They killed Knuckles!"
The end of chapter 1.
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