Alien Ohana Extensions:
The Dragon and the Cyborg
Chapter 5: 628 vs. 629
Jumba was doing a bit of research when he heard a loud thump out side his window. He walked to the window and looked down. There was Stitch, lying in a daze. "6-2-6, allow me to make a guess," said Jumba as he picked Stitch up and brought him inside. "6-2-8 gave you a severe patookie-kicking." Stitch was still in a daze so he said, "I like to play ostrich-headed banjos with a pink wiener." "I'll take that as a 'yes,'" said Jumba as he put Stitch on the floor of his room. "Where is little girl?" Then Jumba's computer beeped, "You've got earthling." Then the computer screen crackled and Lilo in a capture container popped out and landed on the floor beside Stitch. "Little girl, I was wondering when you would show up. I see you to have received a patookie-kicking." Stitch had recovered from his gaze and let Lilo out of her container. "6-2-9 is tougher than he looks," said Lilo who was still dizzy from her trip through the Internet. "Yes, I programmed him to be like that so he can catch enemies off guard," said Jumba as started typing in his laptop. "And it looks like 6-2-8 has given Stitch a hard time too," said Lilo. "Yes, 6-2-8 is hard to defeat," said Jumba. "But fortunately if you two have failed at catching 6-2-8 and 6-2-9, that means that Gantu has failed to catch them to. Out of curiosity, which one of you had to fight Gantu?" "Meega fight Gantu," said Stitch. "And I fought 6-2-5," said Lilo. "6-2-5 was trying to catch 6-2-9?" asked Jumba, sounding surprised. "Hamsterviel was threatening him with a Compost Casserole diet." Jumba stuck out his tongue in disgust. "That would persuade 6-2-5 to catch experiment. Would persuade even me. That stuff is the opposite of tasty." Then a sudden thought hit him. "Hmm, opposites, I wonder…" He typed a few more things into his computer. "Ha! I am clever genius! Come look at this!" Lilo and Stitch walked over and peered over Jumba's shoulder. On the screen were the images of 628 and 629. "As you recall, 6-2-8 is mostly brawn and 6-2-9 is mostly brains," said Jumba as hit a few more keys that caused the images to move closer to each other. "So in evil state, if both of them meet each other, they would break out in fierce fight and exhaust themselves allowing you to capture them." Here the two images were replaced by a cloud of kicked dust and then replaced with the first two images in capture containers. "That's a great idea, Jumba!" said Lilo. "But in order for them to fight each other you must get them into the same arena at the same time." "We can make a tiger pit and let them fall in," suggested Lilo. "Perfect!" said Jumba. "But you might need help from 5-2-9 or 0-4-0." "We can get Digger and Backhoe to help us!" said Lilo. "Come on Stitch! We've got a trap to set!" Then they both hurried out the door.
Hamsterviel waited impatiently for Gantu and 625 to come back. Finally he heard the door open and Gantu came in. The right side of his body was encased in ice so he had to drag himself with his unfrozen leg. "I'm not going to ask you where my experiment is, because it is obvious that you lost it the little earth girl and 6-2-6!" "Actually sir," said Gantu who was now trying to free himself from the ice with an ice pick. "6-2-6 was also unsuccessful at capturing 6-2-8." With one last swing he cracked the remainder of the ice. "Interesting, but now I want to know where 6-2-5 is" Then the ship's computer beeped, "You have trog." The computer screen crackled and a capture container popped out of it. Inside was an unconscious 625. "It looks like 6-2-5 has failed as well. Gantu, wake up 6-2-5!" "My pleasure," said Gantu as he aimed his plasma blaster at 625. He fired and the container shattered, waking 625 who was now charred. "What a trip," he said as he tried to regain his balance. "6-2-5," said Hamsterviel as moved the monitor closer to 625. "Have you lost 6-2-9 to the little earth girl?" "As a matter of fact, no. 6-2-9 defeated her right after he defeated me. Wait, that didn't come out right." Hamsterviel was thinking over the recent events. "It appears that 6-2-8 and 6-2-9 are not only too much for you two imbeciles, but also for the earth girl and 6-2-6. They have probably thought out a plan to catch these experiments. I want you to watch and wait until their little plan has worked. Then you will catch the experiments and give them to me. One more thing, since 6-2-5 has failed with his assignment, put him on the Compost Casserole diet immediately." After that Hamsterviel logged off. Gantu picked up two capture containers and put them in his belt. "I have to go now. But I'm taking your sandwich stuff with me and hiding it. There's a bowl of Compost Casserole in the fridge. I expect to be eaten when I get back." With that he left the ship, leaving 625 to his fate.
Stitch easily got Digger and Backhoe to dig the pit. It was 6 feet wide, 6 feet long and 6 feet deep. Lilo got the covering for the pit. When they were finished no one could tell that there was a pit there. Then they both went off to lure the experiments in. Stitch found 628 on top of a palm tree. Stitch then held out his bait; a leg of mutton. 628 smelled the mutton and came down the tree after it. Stitch started running away with 628 following. Lilo had borrowed Nani's I-pod and played its music in 629's hearing range. 629 heard it and knew it came from something digital. Lilo ran toward the trap with 629 following the music. Lilo and Stitch had made a small net with a long string that was on top of the pit's covering. As soon as Lilo and Stitch arrived in the clearing, they threw their bait into the net and climbed a tree with an overhanging branch. On that branch, was the end of the string that was attached to the small net. 628 and 629 entered the clearing and ignoring each other, dove for the bait. Stitch quickly pulled up the net that the bait was in. 628 and 629 could not alter their courses so they fell onto the covering over the pit and fell in. After they felled in, they soon noticed each other. "Who are you?" asked 629. "I'm Experiment 628, Jumba's finest creation," said 628. "No, I'm his finest creation. I'm Experiment 629." "What makes you think you're so superior?" said 628. "Because I have higher brainpower and Jumba wouldn't have created if you weren't a failure." "Please, everyone knows strength outdoes wisdom any day. Any who are you calling a failure, you broken-down wind-up toy?" "You, you overgrown, mutant gecko." The next few minutes were filled with violence that I can not describe to you because; 1. Lilo and Stitch covered their eyes. 2. They kicked up some much dirt you couldn't have seen it anyway. When it was over, both 628 and 629 were lying unconscious at the bottom of the pit. But before Lilo and Stitch could climb down and grab the experiments, Gantu jumped out of the bushes and grabbed them first. He then put them both in a separate capture container. "A very clever trap," he said to Lilo and Stitch. "Thanks for catching these trogs for me." But before he could walk away, Stitch jumped out of the tree and onto Gantu's head. Gantu tried to get Stitch off but Stitch was too quick for him. While Stitch was distracting Gantu, Lilo climbed down from the tree and took the capture containers off Gantu's back. Stitch seeing that Lilo had got the containers, threw Gantu into the pit. He then buried the big dummy up to his middle chest with his arms underground. "You can't leave me like this!" said Gantu. "You're right," said Lilo. She put a shovel next to Gantu and she and Stitch left with the experiments.