Back to Greg's life:

Greg took out the unknown substance and did the same boring thing to find out what it is. He usually sings Oops! I did it again, but this time he wanted to switch to a new song, "Man! I feel like a woman!"

Sara was walking past and stopped when she heard his new song, "Tired of everyone knowing that you sing Brittany Spears songs when you did something wrong so you changed the song to what's her name? … Sheenia Train?"

Greg smiled, he knew that he could always count on Sara to make him feel better, "It's Shania Twain!"

Sara gasped, "Oh… so you deny nothing!"

Sara walked away and Greg dropped his jaw knowing that she would tell everyone, "No! Wait! Sara!" Greg started to leave his lab and chase after Sara when he remembered that he couldn't leave the evidence unattended until the results are in, "Damn!"

Fanfic ends here:

There… I hope I cleared it up a little for ya! If that didn't work, than let me summarize it for you… Nick and Greg are not gay… there you go!