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The Adventures of Naruro
Welcome to the Adventures of Naruro. I know what you might be thinking, and no, it is not a spelling error. I am your omniscient narrator, and my name is…um…well, you can call me Narrator.
On to the story.
Once, there was a village called Hidden Leaf. But…why Hidden Leaf? Do they grow jutsu plants? Are they particularly good gardeners?
…Well, no, not in the slightest. Except for a few people, but we won't worry about them.
Ahem.
Once, there was a village called Hidden Leaf. In this village lived a small-
"Hey! I'm not small!"
Yes you are.
"No!"
Yes.
"NO! STOP CALLING ME SMALL OR I'LL USE SEXY NO JUTSU ON YOU!"
…That won't work. Anyways…In this village lived a coughtinycough ninja named:
Naruro.
"That's me!"
Yes, we all guessed that. Now shut up and let me get on with the story.
Ahem.
Naruro belong to a team of ninjas. Team 7, in particular. His other teammates were Saucegay, and Sock-o-rama. They were lead by an elite joo-neen, named Kaka. His students called him Kaka-sensei, as he…well…was their sensei. Naruro had lost his parents because of the l337 D3\/0\ named y003i, but had found a father in Ew-ruka. Ew-ruka was a achoo-neen teacher in Hidden Leaf. Oh, also, when Naruro was but a wee little tiny baby thing, his father, the Yonder-die-meh of Hidden Leaf, sealed "The l337 D3\/0\ y003I" into Naruto's spleen. He was stuck into a bright lime green apartment that reeked of dirty gym socks. Obviously, l337 D3\/0\ y003I was quite pissed about this. Luckily, when he was captured, he had his laptop, and when he was stuck in the lime green apartment, he blogged for days on end about how his life sucked and how he was threatening to turn emo.
Speaking of emo, Saucegay, Naruro's team member from the previous paragraph, was very emo. But not as emo as his older brother, Ichachi. Saucegay was trying to exact his revenge on Ichachi for killing his entire clan. Yes, Ichachi and Saucegay were both part of the same clan: The Fan Clan. They painted spiffy fans on the back of their clothing, and that same paint came out in the wash and readily dyed their precious white shorts a lovely shade of pink. But that has nothing to do with the story.
To be continued…
If you want me to continue, just say the word. Otherwise, the story stops here. I mean, aren't you wondering what's going to happen in the next chapter? Here's a hint. Ichachi paints his nails, Kaka is found reading pr0n, and Naruro encounters Saucegay in a dark alleyway…