A/N (Super Ceech) Alrighty, folks! Just a few words before we begin with this newest chapter, written by yours truly, Kouga/Kagura!

Tenma Kitsune, actually, we didn't get any flames... And the reason we decided to put Sess/Kag first was BECAUSE it's the most popular...and also one of the most unlikely, if you ask us. Just reread the first chapter if you want a demonstration of the improbability of it all... Sesshoumaru has to be completely OOC if it were to work at all... Inuyasha, as far as I'm concerned, DOES deserve Kagome; he's just a little confused and disorientated at the moment... I guess you kind of have to be if you find a dead chick made out of clay a plausible love interest...

But, otherwise, don't you worry! We have many, MANY screwy pairings planned out for this fic and we know what we're doing! ;)

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Kouga was fuming. "I have to go find that bitch!" he declared to his two henchmen, Ginta and Hakaku. "There will be no end to the fury and revenge I will unleash upon her!"

"Yeah, boss!" Ginta agreed stupidly. "You've gotta make her pay for what she's done!"

Hakaku nodded in agreement.

Kouga looked at them briefly before walking to the entrance of their cave. "That's it! I will go out and track her down to the ends of the earth!"

"We'll come with you!" Hakaku said enthusiastically.

Kouga shook his head. "No! I obviously must go alone to seek revenge! It is no matter to me that she alone killed ALL my comrades so ridiculously easily; it's obvious I can take her on all by myself! And I shall completely ignore the fact that our fallen comrades were most likely just as precious to you as they were to me! This is MY revenge, and mine alone!!!"

Ginta and Hakaku glanced at each other briefly before looking back at their enraged leader. "Uhhh...okay, boss. You do that..."

"I shall!" Kouga declared, striking a heroic pose. Then he dashed out of the cave and began his desperate search for the women who had caused all of his grief.

He searched high and low, sideways and diagonally, night and day, from dawn until dusk and beyond, from early morning to midafternoon to evening to sunset to ridiculously late hours of the night to midnight to the crazily early hours of the morning to sunrise and back to early morning. Then he paused to take a deep breath after the run-on sentence his insane searching had caused.

When he looked up, he just so happened to have found Naraku's elusive castle that no one could ever seem to find because big hulking huge-ass castles were just so inconspicuous these days!

Kouga licked his chops. Here, he would get his revenge! He started stomping towards the huge structure, but abruptly stopped in his tracks as the one he was seeking was coming outside and towards him. He quickly ducked behind the bushes before she spotted him.

He watched as she made her way towards a shallow body of water off to the side and realized it was a hot spring. The way she languidly sauntered over to it made her rounded hips sway and Kouga's attention be focused on her amazing derrière and long, graceful legs. He would wait until AFTER she had washed up because after all, it was always better if you died while you were clean rather than when you were dirty.

As Kagura began to slip off her clothes, Kouga felt that he couldn't take his eyes off of her due to his newfound pervertedness. She slowly stepped into the hot spring and sank up to her neck.

After a few minutes of Kagura's soaking and Kouga's ogling, the wind demon exited the spring and redressed. Now that Kagura was clean and he had seen more than he should have, Kouga decided it was time to confront the murderess.

"Kagura!" Kouga declared, stepping out of his hiding place. "I've come to...to..." Kouga wasn't sure if he could kill her anymore. The sight of her glorious nude body had made him think differently about her. Suddenly, he had an irresistible physical attraction to her. Clearly, that would outweigh any emotional hatred he had for her.

Clearly.

"Welcome, Kouga," Kagura said, eyeing the fur mini skirt the wolf demon wore. Was it her, or was it shorter than usual? Nevertheless, the sight of his manly, hairy legs put her heartbeat in a frenzy. "What a time for you to have found me...when we're all...alone?" she said in a suggestive tone.

Kouga raised an eyebrow coyly. "What about...Naraku...Kan-whatsherface...and that other boy child...?"

Kagura shrugged casually, never taking her eyes off of the man in front of her. "Naraku's out getting a new baboon pelt fitted, Kanna's off somewhere looking blankly at her own reflection, and Kohaku's off butchering a poor innocent village. So...you manly hunk, we're ALL alone..."

Kouga purred softly as he came towards her, disregarding the fact that canines don't purr. "Fantastic..." he said seductively.

"Kouga...have I ever told you how hot you are...?" Kagura asked the wolf demon, while stroking the fur mounted on his right shoulder.

Kouga began letting down her long, black, luscious locks and gazing into her blindingly crimson eyes. "Have I ever told you how incredibly sexy I think it is that you slaughtered all my comrades...?" he asked her in a low, husky voice.

"About as sexy as I think it is that you're out for my head...?" Kagura asked, quirking an eyebrow.

"Damn straight!" Kouga said, fiercely pulling her into his embrace. "You have made me completely forget about my infatuation for that school girl, Kagome, and my fiancee, Ayame, who is determined to marry me! I say we run away together and completely ignore the fact that I have responsibilities as the leader of a wolf pack or that your life, freedom and heart are controlled in their entirety by Naraku!" he declared emphatically.

"I agree!" Kagura exclaimed. "Let's go!" She plucked a feather from her now loose hair and watched as it grew to monumental size. "This one's a two seater," she said, winking at Kouga.

The two newfound love birds leaped on the feather and started to soar away into the sky.

Meanwhile, Naraku was returning from his baboon pelt fitting and saw the two fugitives up in the air.

"My god!" Naraku exclaimed. "Never in a million years would I have dreamed Kagura would betray me; even though she hates me like the scum from the sewers I was born in! I can't believe this! Well...she leaves me no choice! I shall end her lowly existence even though she intends me no harm or treacherous acts in the future!"

With that speech, Naraku pulled out a heart from one of his many inside pockets and crushed it in his palm. A girl's high-pitched scream rang out through the forest before it died.

"Oh..." Naraku said, realizing his mistake. "Sorry, Kanna! ...Where is that blasted thing...?" Naraku rummaged through his multiple hidden pockets before extracting another heart. "Ah! Here it is!" He quickly crushed that heart in his palm as well. Soon he heard a woman's scream that echoed through the air before dying; which was shortly followed by a wolf demon's howl of grief.

"Well..." Naraku said, wiping his hands together for a job well done. "That relationship was short-lived."

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A/N (Super Ceech) Ah, well there's the second installment of these lovely pairings parody fic. I hope you enjoyed it! Maybe some will realize now how unlikely it would be for Kouga and Kagura to hook up... Ack, well. Hope it made you laugh, anyway! Talk to ya later, everybody!