1Authors note: Hah, I would just like to say that this time it wasn't my fault! Yes, it's me again, two times in a row. You see, my writers block doesn't come very often, but it seems that my dear sweet friend gets it quite frequently. Anyways, after waiting this long, she finally asked me to continue in her place and because I felt like writing, we decided to have me write this one. Oh yes, you should all bow down and worship me for writing and JK Rowling for inventing, and killing Dumbledore, and we should all bow down and worship Nightwish because Operatic Rock is the smallest branch of rock, yet they kick ass anyways.

The Date From Heaven and Hell (part 2)

Hermione began to fall back but the guy had caught her, unfortuantely for her, he grabbed her by her ass and pulled him into him. He smelled like alchohal and many other things that Hermione was not willing to find out about. She pushed away from him and he said slurred, "Why such the hurry doll face? Lookin fer a guy that fast eh? Wellll...I doo seem to understand that Im quite beautifel, but ya didnt need ter rush. I'll give yer perty little face ten galleons...no? Fifteen."

Galleons? That meant he was a wizard. A drunk wizard in the middle of swarming muggles was never good. She turned to look for Casper but apparently he had found something interesting to gawp at in one of the muggle stores. None of the muggles seemed to really notice them at all either so she pulled out her wand and muttered 'silencio' so he wouldn't give away any of the wizards secrets, and as an added bonus...he wouldnt be heard when she kneed him right where it really hurt and she shoved him into an alley way.

NOW Casper decided to come over. "Hey, was that guy giving you trouble?" She glared at him and looked ready to murder. Now he gets all macho? "Hey...you smell kinda like vomit...did you not brush your teeth or something?" There was a loud SMACK and a very pissed off Draco with a very relieved Hermione. She walked down the street again and felt herself trip over something and landed on the cobble. She flipped onto her back to look up at him as he smirked smugly.

"Think it's funny do you?" She kicked his feet roughly out from under him, but unlike her, he landed in the gutter with a small puddle and lots of ugly looking leaves. As she started to laugh she suddenly got soaked and realized that he had just squirted water out of his wand. "You idiot! Look at all the muggles!" It worked as Casper had quickly turned to look for the so called muggles and Hermione got up and kicked him. Somehow, there really werent any muggles around.

He quickly got up and tried to go after her but she was pretty damn quick for a skinny bookworm. After only five minutes of running however, not only was she completely lost, but she was getting really cold. Draco caught up with her within moments of her stopping and pulled her into him and kissed her again, but this time a lot more passionately than before. He stopped as quickly as he had begun and walked into another store that was right next to them. Hermione was dazed and tried to follow him, but missed the door and hit the window instead which sent her back to painful reality. Draco was laughing really hard from inside and she knew he had done it on purpose.

"I think your too into me my dear."

"And I think you need to stop being such a prick all the time." After another stupid argument the two left the store and she noticed something odd. Every store, with the exception of the quidditch stores he had bought something. And it wasn't just a few galleons in each store, he bought a lot. Maybe he had an addiction to shopping or something like that. She had seen it on muggle tv every once in a while, "Mothers Go Wild!" and they would spend thousands of dollars and little gymboree clothes or little stuffed animals that just took up space. Maybe this was her chance to send him to St. Mungos!

"Where the hell did you get all that money?"

"That was the last of what I saved up from the club."

"But you havnt worked there long enough."

"Shut up and mind your own buisness."

"Don't tell me to shut-up you stupid jerk."

Draco finally just ignored her, seeming to be more interested in another girl, this time a red head, who was darting across the street to pick up her little brother...wait...her son...he just called her mom. Damn, that cancelled the deal for him. He looked away quickly and sighed disappointedly.

"You're a pompous git, you know that?"

"And you're still wet and your shirt is becoming see through, you know that?" He smirked and kept walking and barely had enough time to hear one of her boots being chucked at the back of his head knocking him over.

"Your such a pervert."

"Oh, but you like it don't you." He had finally gotten back up and was still smirking because of his plot of vengence.

"You remind me to much of this snot nosed weasle from my wizarding school. How could I like it?"

'Weasle...I was turned into a ferrit...no, how could she be talking about ME? I was perfect at Hogwarts. The teachers and girls adored me. Not possible' He caught up to her and dragged her into a quidditch shop, the THIRD they'd been in and she was really irritated with him.

"Im going back...Im sick of these stupid quidditch shops."

"That's just because you want to go into every book store."

"Liar."

"Am not, prove me wrong."

"I didnt go into that one that was three blocks down!" She crossed her arms as if she had won.

"That was because it was an outlet for the bigger one you had just been in."

'Damn, he wasnt supposed to get that. I know, the muggle store! He was to busy checking out that blonde to have noticed it was-' "And don't even try telling me that muggle store because it was closed. Honestly, you don't give me much credit now, do you." He left empty handed, once again, only proving that he was a more picky shopper than she thought.

After a long walk back it was getting dark out and Hermione still didnt recognize any of the places nearby, and there was an over abundance of muggles. She couldnt even apparate now. Along with that, the wizarding area had seemed to stop somewhat recently, but she couldnt remember how far back it was. "Hey Casper? Do you know the way back?"

"Of course I do."

She highly doubted that and crossed her arms. "Oh yah, where?"

"It's right over there." He didnt point, and he didn't look in any direction.

"We're lost aren't we."

"We're not lost, we simply are going the wrong way."

"That doesnt even make sense! We're lost and we're going to be wandering the streets until morning-" Casper took a right and she followed. "We're going to be out here and freeze to death, and we'll never get back to Mallie or Sanders again. What are we going to do! What if we ask a muggle for directions? Wait...they wouldnt know where it was would they? Is everyone in their club a wizard? What if Mallie's boyfriend is actually a muggle? Wait, WE'RE GONNA DIE OUT HERE! I knew I shouldnt have gone on a date with you, I knew this would happen, it's all your faul-" She stopped in front of a very familiar door.

"Would you shut-up already? Bloody hell, we're here. I told you we were going in the wrong direction."

"I hate you."

"Thanks Janie, I love you too." He opened the door for her and she walked in, her hair starting to get into curls again and she saw Sanders yelling at Mallie's boyfriend for teasing her owl. She creeped around them and tried not to be seen, but when Draco saw this...well...

"We're back everyone! Who wants to hear all about it! Janie wants to tell you guys so have fun! You know Janie..." He patted her shoulder and she looked like she was listening to nails screaching down a black board. "It was great fun at that hotel, and you weren't half bad in bed. Don't need to be ashamed about it." She looked stunned and didnt say anything as he smirked and took off. Of course Mallie, Sanders, and Bobbie surrounded her before she even had a chance to run.

After what felt like an hour of explaining they all looked disappointed as she had to assure them over and over and over that they didn't have sex. They sighed and went back to setting up the club which was supposed to open quite soon. Hermione tiredly went upstairs and felt like she had lead in her legs. She got up to her room and started stripping off her wet clothes quickly and pulled on a short plaid dress that had a corsette type backing to it. She reached behind to tie it but felt someone doing it for her.

"Next time you should take off your clothes slower, I barely got a good look at you." Casper quickly heard a shriek, a loud smack that he quickly felt on his head, and a lovely little curse that had made his eyes crust over. Shortly after, he was shoved out of her door and she finished pulling on her boots and fixing her makeup quickly with magic. She was quite careful to step on his stomach and stay there for a moment and then keep going down to the bar.

While she was down there, he kept trying a dozen anti-curses, but had trouble with remember which one worked. He was about thirty minutes late to work, and finally got it and he sprinted downstairs to pulverize her, but instead of her being at the bar she was on the floor with a guy that looked slightly familiar. She was dancing with him, but she was dancing way to sexy for it to really be Janie...right? He thought that at first, but he felt a little jealousy going through him and sharply cut in, pulling her off of the guy and glared at her.

"Aww, is Caspy jealous?"

"Am not, and we still are on our date."

"The date was officially over when, 'we went to the hotel, but we didn't have sex because you weren't up to performance.' Remember?" She looked pretty smug, especially as that was the story she had told Mallie and Sanders and Bobbie. They all now thought that Casper was having the same problems as a middle aged man had.

"Your such a bitch..." He was fighting back a smirk. "I like it." He leaned back down to kiss her again but she pushed him away and rolled her eyes. He was once again trying to embarrass her and she wouldnt take it after she finally was even with him. She hoped over the bar and started giving out drinks. She was pretty damn good for somebody who used to be such a prude. She served them pretty damn fast too, and Draco was back to his serving job and was pretty damn good at that too, as he didn't just serve food to the women in the bar. He hadn't done it before, and Hermione was guessing he only did it to make her jealous, but it didn't work. Why would she? There were plenty of guys in there that were picking up on her, and she didn't need him. As she was thinking through all the reasons why she wasn't thinking about him, she realized that in the process of NOT thinking about him...she was actually thinking about him. Damn, she needed a psychiatrist. She looked up and saw him making a funny face because a rather ugly girl was trying to pull him aside with her, and Hermione swore it looked just like Millicent Bulstrode. She laughed and Draco saw her and huffed.

By the end of the evening, and after everyone cleared off, Hermione noticed that Draco had been missing for quite awhile now. She was cleaning up the bar when she saw him stick his head out of the men's restroom and looked around cautiously. "She's gone Casper, stop being such a child and help clean up." He looked even paler than normal and came out, very slowly, and began to help.

After all was said and done Hermione went back up to her room and changed and climbed into bed. She heard a crack in the room and felt the bed move slightly. "Casper, I have my wand under my pillow and if you don't leave, Im going to have to curse you again."

"Oh come on, you know you want me. Besides, I've got to get that beastly girl out of my head." He ran his hand down her side and she muttered from exhaustion, "Petrificus totalis" It worked, obviously, and she kicked him off the bed and fell to sleep, completely forgetting about him. Todays date was the worst she had ever had, but at the same time it had been so much fun. She hadnt felt that much fun since she had been with Harry and Ron, which started to bring back lots of memories about her school and all the fun they had. From earlier that day she had remembered the amazing bouncing ferret, after forgetting about it in the past few years.

End note: I didnt really edit this because I was in a hurry, but I must say that the fourth book should have been titled, "Draco Malfoy: The Amazing Bouncing Ferret...and the other lunatics trying to get blown up and who are dealing with hormonal swing moods..."