Spacewolf's A/N Sorry for the tardiness guys and dolls. Do to some sort of infraction on Ceech's part updating was suspended on her account. (We think it was because one of her stories had to be taken off because it was script format.) Super Ceech is not available for comment because she had to leave the country for mysterious reasons which are wink certainly wink not wink related wink to that! So she left Love is Blind in my care. Poor, poor stupid Super Ceech. Never leave anything in my care! Everything I touch dies! Anyway, if you're upset about it being late. Flame Spacewolf, not Super Ceech or Calum. They're responsible. As for the story itself. Kagome and Naraku.
I got NOTHING!
I'm sorry for this. I reeeally, reeeeally am! It's part of the reason it's so late. This chapter did not want to get written! I started it twice and it just wasn't going to happen. I'm sorry that it's just so... odd but you know... sorry. Enjoy... well, you know what I mean!
"Give us back those jewel shards!" Kagome threatened. Pointing an arrow right at Naraku's heart.
"How about no?" he responded. "Why don't you give me your jewel shards instead?"
"I asked you first!" Kagome shrilled.
"Actually you ordered," Naraku pointed out.
Some of Kagome's anger left her. The tip of her arrow sank slightly.
"Oh," she said to herself. "He's got a point."
"Enough talk!" Inuyasha bellowed, raising the Tetsusaiga high above his head. "Time to die Naraku!"
He brought it down with a mighty swing.
The earth began to crack, groaning beneath the mighty force of Inuyasha's mighty might. As the shattered earth began to open up Kagome screamed. Directly across from Naraku, the crack forming, directly beneath Naraku's feet affected her in the same manor. As the ground began to pull apart, forming a deep crevice in th earth, both Naraku and Kagome lost their balance.
"Inuyasha you dip-shi....!" she began, but her voice was cut off as she fell into the chasm.
Naraku retained his balance only a moment longer before he too pitched into the darkness. Shouting up at his foes "Nice going mother fu....!"
His yell was cut off, as the power of Inuyasha's attack dissipated and the earth began to resume it's normal shape. Closing the chasm as if it had never been there.
The two sides stared at the ground which had swallowed up one from each of their sides. They looked at one another, Kanna and Kagura on one side. Inuyasha, Sango, Shippou, Miroku and Kirara on the other side.
"Inuyasha!" kagura spat. "You have imprisoned Naraku in solid stone! If he did not posses my heart and have the ability to kill me I would rejoice! Nonetheless! Because of your foolish and thoughtless act I may never be free!" She seethed in hate for a few minutes before... "I'M TELLING!"
"Well, this is awkward," Kagome muttered.
Somehow, despite being on completely opposite ends of the chasm, she and Naraku where now pressed up against one another. Each had their back to a towering wall of rock.
"Can you move a little?" Naraku winced. "You're kind of tugging my hair!"
"Oh, sorry!" Kagome said.
They began the immediate and fruitless attempts to wedge themselves free. As is always the case in such circumstance, they manage to wedge themselves closer. Of course, Kagome's arms had somehow become pinned in the struggle, leaving her completely for Naraku to assault her however he wishes.
Naturally despite the fact there's in a hole in the ground there is sufficient light to see how close they are, to see one another's faces and bodies clearly. Most importantly of all, there is enough light that the pink stain on Kagome's cheeks may be seen.
"Um, nice place, is it yours?" she squeaked, trying not to notice how fast her heart was beating.
"Um no actually," he answered. "I live in a place over the mountain."
"Oh," Kagome nodded. "Yeah..."
She was only a sweet, innocent school girl. She was pressed up against her arch-foe and it was playing havoc with her emotions.
"Is there someway we can maybe make some more room?"
Naraku looked around.
"I'll see what I can do!" he answered.
Summoning his demon powers, he managed to break enough rock for them, so they had a little alcove in the rocks. Unfortunately, his actions loosened some rocks from overhead.
They began to rain down on them.
Whimpering Kagome clung to him as is the first instinct of everyone trapped in a crevice with their arch nemesis. Cling to them!
"It's alright," Naraku said, taking hold of her shoulders. "It's stopped now." After a melodramatic pause he added, "Kagome!"
"You know my name?" she asked him shyly. Looking up. She still clung to his baboon pelt, which was surprisingly soft. He held her with his strong hands, also, surprisingly soft.
"Kagome," he whispered, his voice, surprisingly soft. He caressed her cheek. The fluttering in her stomach was surprisingly soft. "How could I not know your name?" He leaned forward and pressed his mouth aginast hers.
His lips were surprisingly.... cherry flavoured!
"No!" she exclaimed, shoving him away and stumbling back. She collapsed aginast the rocky alcove wall. There was only a foot at most between them. "No!" she repeated. Breathing too fast, her bosom heaving, a leeettle more then it needed to. "No!" she said again for good measure. "No! Naraku you're... you're....no!" she gasped and turned her face. "No I can't say it!" She looked up bravely. "You're evil!"
Da da dun!
"Where did that come from?" Kagome demanded with a frown.
"I don't know," Naraku answered looking around for it's source. "I'll protect you from it though!"
"You can't!" Kagome cried. "Naraku! You're my enemy!"
"Never!"
Naraku was suddenly in front of her, planting his hands on either side of her head. Kagome was terrified, her lips trembled faintly with her terror. Instead of lashing out at Naraku, clawing his eyes out, or kicking him back with her unhindered legs, she pressed up aginast the rocky alcove.
"I am Inuyasha's enemy. I am Sango's enemy. I am the monk's enemy. I am Kikyo's enemy. But I was never your enemy."
"No!" Kagome cried, looking away from his eyes which held such fever!
It terrified her! It excited her! It made her weak at the knees. It made her stomach flutter! It made her heart skip a beat! It made her tingle all over. She was falling in love! Falling in love with Naraku! Either that or having a heart attack.
"No!" she insisted in anguish. She turned her head aside. Making her hair fly. "No!" she did the same thing. Turning violently and making her hair fly in a wild curtain. "No!" Again she flung her head back. Each time she said 'no' she flung her head to the side wildly. Strands of hair were now flying dangerously close to Naraku's face. "No! No! No! NO!"
"Ow!" Naraku exclaimed. He clapped his hands over his left eye. "You got me right in the eye!"
Kagome was stricken.
"Oh Naraku!" she whispered, her eyes filling with tears. "Have I blinded you?"
"Only with your beauty!" he whispered with such passion Kagome felt her temperature rise to dangerously high levels.
"Please!" she gasped as he clasped her in his tight, crushing, masculine, but non-threatening embrace. "Please no!" she whispered. "We can't! The others! You're evil!"
Da da dun!
They ignored the ominous sound to continue thrashing and struggling in their tight, well lite little rocky alcove.
"I may be evil!" Naraku agreed, pulling her aginast him. Kagome tried to struggle. But with his arms around her waist, she couldn't escape her grip. She contented herself with throwing her head back, arching her back and struggling futilely.
"Listen to me Kagome!" he begged.
"No!" she wailed. "No! No! No! No! NO!"
"You must!" he whimpered, shaking her gently. Kagome went limp in his arms. "Kagome, my love you must listen to me! Please! Please listen to me!"
"Naraku!" Kagome whispered. His tight, crushing, masculine, but non-threatening embrace soothing her as only the tight, crushing, masculine but non-threatening embrace of an evil bishonen can. "Yes. I will listen to you!"
"I have longed to tell you how I feel for you Kagome!" Naraku whispered. "I could not though, what with my ex Kikyo there and you and Inuyasha always seemed to be an item..."
"No!" She insisted. "No! No Naraku! No! No!"
"No what?" he whispered.
"I've forgotten," she admitted. "But Inuyasha, he's a sweet boy!" She looked at Naraku. "But I need a man!"
Naraku released her and stepped back.
"Sorry to bother you then," he said sadly, shuffling away.
Kagome grabbed his arm.
"I meant you!" she said. "You Naraku! You! You! You! You! You! YOU!"
"Me?" He frowned then his face cleared. "Right! I'm a man! Sometimes I forget with this hair!"
"I could never forget though!" Kagome whispered, stroking his cheek. "I could never forget that! The way you look at me now, that we're all alone! The safety I feel while you're being too aggressive in grabbing me! I'm sixteen, but I know I love you!"
"Do you mean that my sweet?" Naraku asked like he hardly dared believe. "Do you really mean that my --dramatically long pause-- affections! Are returned?
"Yes," kagome whispered. "Yes. Yes. Yes. YES! My love YES!"
"You must kiss me!" Naraku ordered. "Kiss me, as only you can!"
"Yes! Yes! Yes!" Kagome agreed. "YES!"
She grabbed him and kissed him passionately. The standard frantic grabbing and kisses that look like they're trying to devour one another's heads ensued. They tangled their hands in one another's hair in painful ways, and collapsed aginast a rocky wall.
"You complete me!" Kagome whispered hoarsely. "Take me! Take me now!"
This order was not particularly displeasing to Naraku. As a matter of fact, he had been formulating his own orders. But they were quite forgotten when he looked into Kagome's smouldering, smokey, hungry, but loving eyes.
He was about to do as she commanded, but their frantic romantic franticness was interrupted by a large crash from above.
"Our friends are trying to save us," Kagome whispered looking up.
"I don't actually have friends," Naraku told her. "I'm more of a lone wolf. Well not actually a wolf because Kouga's a wolf, but you get the picture."
"I don't want to be freed!" Kagome moaned, burying her face in his baboon pelt. "I want to stay here, with you, trapped in our prison of love!"
"I will never let you go," Naraku swore. "Except, Inuyasha's rage will be great, and your friends wil think I have cast a spell upon you. A spell most foul and evil!"
Da da dun!
"That's getting annoying," Kagome muttered.
"Tell me about it," Naraku agreed. "I have a plan, my sweet, my Kagome!"
"Tell me!" She ordered. "Tell me! Tell me!"
"I will!" he promised with such passion and heat... it was passionate and heated.
"Tell me your plan my love!" Kagome ordered. "We don't have much time."
"You and I shall part ways," Naraku told her, stroking her face tenderly. "You shall continue to try and defeat me and I shall continue to try and gather the Shikon jewel! When this ordeal is over if I am victorious I will take you to be my queen. And if I fail, Inuyasha shall protect you."
"No!" she whispered in horror. "No! No! No! No! No!"
"You must!" Naraku insisted. "My life is nothing if you are not safe. If I do, by some fluke, fail in destroying the world then you must be safe. You must carry on and keep the memory of our undying love alive!"
"I can never have feelings for anyone but you!" Kagome insisted. Clinging to him tighter. "You are the only man manly enough to be girly enough to be manly enough for me to love!"
Naraku frowned at the top of her head.
"Riiiight," he responded. "Will you do it my Kagome?" he asked her, titling her chin up. "Will you keep this love of our secret so that you will always be safe?"
"We can have midnight trysts right?" Kagome asked him hopefully.
"Well I think that was a given," he nodded.
Kagome thought about it a moment.
"Can we have one now?"
"Yeah okay!"
Naraku pulled her into his tight, crushing, masculine, but non-threatening embrace one last time. They swore their undying love to one another as their friends tried to free them.
A/N Wha can I say about it.... I'm sorry? Will you accept that? I don't think it's particularly funny either but it has it's moments right? Right? RIGHT? Yeah.... Next one will be better! I swear! P.S. When Naraku claims to be a man... I can neither confirm nor deny this. I got no idea!