Getting drunk can bring so much more

DISCLAIMER: I DON'T own Inuyasha!

"talking"

'thinking'

Lets be one with nature, Boys!

Inuyasha quickly threw his haori and white undershirt away, well actaully it landed on Kagome's head. He then procedded to do a strip tease for her.

"Hey gome, Inu gonna get naked!" He exclaimed while running around. He began laughing to himself as his hands slowly pulled the strings on his trousers.

Kagome just grabbed his clothes from her head, and placed them in her lap, she then looked up to see Inuyasha's trousers slowly slipping down, his peblic bones began to show, that's when she decided that maybe she really shouldn't look, and lifted his haori in her view, and burrowed her face, to hide her blushing cheeks.

Meanwhile Miroku had his robe off, and was just removing his undergarments, Sango squeled and covered her face with her hands. "Miroku for kami sake, put you clothes back on!" She muffled through her hands.

But alas Miroku was not listening and removed his undergarments, leaving him in all his naked glory. And just as he finished, Inuyasha threw his trousers on Kagome's head, and thus making him naked too.

The two of them then ran around each other gigglying about how it was rather breezy. Inuyasha ran over to some tree's, thinking they were youkai.

Over where Miroku and Sango were you could here the thump of something falling on the floor, then Miroku's crys of 'Sango', but Kagome and the naked hanyou wern't really paying attention to there surroundings. Well kagome sure wasn't anyway...

Kagome uncovered her eyes to see Inuyasha with his back to her, showing her his perfect toned back and his rather cute butt, she blushed a deep red, but couldn't resist.

Inuyasha was talking to a tree, it seem's the tree had been in his way and had caused Inuyasha to obtain a rather large lump on his head from the impact with it. "Look here you stupid youkai tree, stay out of my way. Or I, Inuyasha the naked, will kill you!" He then puffed out his chest to show his 'manliness'

Kagome creeped closer to Inuyasha, well his butt anyway. She reached out a hand and quickly pinched his butt and ran off gigglying. Inuyasha screamed and turned around just in time to see kagome's hand move from his rear and watch her run away gigglying.

Inuyasha smirked to himself then grinned and shouted. "Hey gome, did you like what you felt?"

Kagome stopped running and looked at Inuyasha with bright red cheeks only to quickly turn around with brighter cheeks after seeing that Inuyasha was now facing her, and giving her a good view of Inuyasha's little friend...

Inuyasha started to laugh again as he spotted Kagome's bright red cheeks. "Whats the matter Gome? I'm only naked. Ain't you seen a guy naked before?" He questioned as he walked towards her and stood infront of the embarressed Kagome who was avoiding eye contact. "You havn't have you! Wahey, I'm the first man you've ever seen naked. Makes me feel soo special." Inuyasha sighed as he began frolecking around Kagome in a circle.

Kagome slowly uncovered her eyes, only to get an eye full of Inuyasha's little buddy. "Ahhh. For kami sake Inuyasha, cover it up! Especially if you're gonna run around." She screamed and recovered her eyes. "Oh kami." She moaned.

When she uncovered her eyes due to the silence around her she noticed Inuyasha had skipped off towards Miroku.

"That is one nice butt he has, especially when he runs." Kagome continued to stare as Inuyasha made his way over to Miroku.

Inuyasha came to a stop just infront of Miroku. "Hey miroku, what's the matter with Sango?" Inuyasha asked as he bent down to see the Sango out cold on the floor and poked her with his toe.

This is when Kagome re-covered her eyes, 'Oh god, why did he have to bend over!' She moaned in her head.

Miroku sratched his head. "Um, well you see i kind of... danced infront of her, you see... naked. And she just fainted! It's not my fault she's never seen a naked man!" Miroku exclaimed waving his hands in the front of him to stop Inuyasha incase he decided to show Miroku what for.

"Yeah, Gome ain't seen a naked man before either, but she didn't faint. Aww! How come you can make your girl faint but mine just pinched my bum... wait! Oh yeah! Haha, Sango didn't like your body!" Inuyasha mocked as he poked Miroku in the head.

"Ow! HEY! Inuyasha! Don't fo that, Oi it hurt's!" Miroku swatted inuyasha hand away. "Just Common!" Whined Miroku as he ran away from Inu. "Help me wake up Sango. Wait! Did you say Kagome pinched your bum?"

"Sure did, the little vixen." Boasted Inuyasha. "I just have a nice butt I guess." Shrugged Inuyasha.

"Sure whatever, well...umm... Nuh! Help me wake up Sango!" Pouted Miroku as he ran to the hotspring.

"Sure sure. Hey Gome I'm just going to the hotspring... You can uncover your eyes you know!" Shouted Inuyasha as he ran after Miroku, with the few tree run in's.

After about 5 minutes, when it had gone silent, Kagome slowly peeled her hands away from her face just in time too see Miroku come running threw the forest with his hands cupped, that's when she realised he too was very much naked and recovered her eyes, with a defeated sigh.

Miroku ran with his hands cupped full of water and tripped causing his percious water to splash apon the Sango. "Well, that was lucky." Said Miroku as Inuyasha skidded to a stop by his side.

They both watched in fascination as Sango jumped up screaming.

"What the... why am I all wet." She then turned in the direction of the gigglying to see two very naked men. 'Woah, Miroku, nice body. Sheesh is Inuyasha well endowed or what... Ahhhh Hentai!' She smacked herself on the head, then she spotted that Miroku had just ran behind the naked hanyou.

Blushing a deep red, Sango screamed, "For goodness sake you two! Put your clothes back on!"

Both Inuyahsa and Miroku stuck they're tongue's out at her, "No, we have decided that we shall be one with nature, and Inuyasha said he's a monkey. Ain't that right Inuyasha?"

Inuyasha just nodded his head up and down with a huge grin plastered on his face.

"Show em your monkey impression Inu!" Encourged Miroku.

"Um, It may not be suitable for woman. I shall, but i best put a loincloth on!" Inuyasha ran over to where Kagome was. "Hey where's my white undershirt Gome, Oh uncover your eyes. Tis only me. Baka gome." Inuyasha sighed and shook his head and searched for his top.

Kagome slowly uncovered her eyes. "Hey inu, its over there." She pointed to where she was sitting before.

"Arigato Gome." He ran over and collected it, giving her a kiss on the cheek as he ran past her, back to Miroku.

Kagome blushed and held her cheeks as she made her way over to Sango. "So, how are you?"

"Me, well i'm fine considering we have two drunk naked men running around, and one of them is about to become a monkey." Sango sighed and she sat down. "Ahwel, it's rather funny, atleast the sake is wearing off abit."

"Yeah, hehe. Don't you think Inuyasha has a nice butt?" She asked as she sat down next to Sango. Both of them watching as the boys tried to make Inuyasha's white top into a loincloth thing. She blushed when she got a full view again and turned to the equally blushing Sango.

"Yeah, he's pretty fine... all round, hehe, if you get me. Both of them are. Never really noticed before. Miroku had a nice butt too, maybe i should get him back for all the times he's groped me." she laughed.

"Teehee, yeah but he would probally enjoy it!" Both girls started to chuckel to themselves.

"Oh come on Inuyasha, the girls are waiting." Sighed Miroku as he tapped his foot, with his arms crossed watching the hanyou struggle with tying the top up.

"I nearly got it, ah ha there we go. Ok!" Inuyasha ran off to the closest tree and back flipped to the lowest branch, he then dropped off it while hooking his ankles together around it. "Ta Da.Oh Ee Aa aa." He shouted as he swung. "Hey Gome, look at me!"

Kagome turned around to be met with the sight of Inuyasha and his gorgeous body hanging from a tree, as he swung his stomach muscles clenched together making him that more gorgeous. "Well done Inu." She clapped. 'And he's all mine.'

Miroku ran over to Sango, "I'm rather cold now, hehe, may I have my robes back Sango." He asked as he put his hands out.

"HAI! I mean ofcourse Miroku. Here you go, bet your cold." She blushed and quickly handed him his clothes.

"Aa, next time you ladies should join us! Be one with nature. You know, mother nature and all. Hehe." He quickly climbed into his under garments and shrugged his robe on. "Hey Inu, arn't you cold?"

"I guess." He flipped off the branch and landed just infront of Kagome in a crouched position with his elbows on his knee's. "Hey Gome. Love you." He said as he leaned forward to catch her lips in a passionate kiss.

"Hey, get a hut!" Miroku exclaimed as he ran off giggyling.

Inuyasha leaned away from Kagome and licked his lips. Cauing her to blush. "Yummy." He said as he grabbed his clothes and quickly pulled up his trousers over his loincloth thing and tied them up, he shrugged into his haori. "Later Gome." he whispered, licking her lips. He then backflipped back up and ran after the squealing Miroku. "Your just jealous cause Kagome tastes yummy and Sango doesn't!" Yelled Inuyasha as he pounched on miroku from behind and took off his hair band.

"Haha, I got your hair band." He laughed as he ran away from Miroku.

"Inu." He whined. "Give it back! Its mine." Miroku then chased after the gigglying Inuyahsa.

"Never!" screamed Inuyasha he then did an evil laugh and carried on running away.

"Inu! Come back here!"

Sango and Kagome went into laughing fits at the sight of two grown men chasing after each other like little kids, well no surprise there really.

"Aww, this is great. I'm glad they got drunk!" laughed Kagome.

"Hehe, yeah I guess, hehe. Come on, maybe we should help Miroku get his hair band back, although his hair does look nicer down if you ask me." Sango sighed.

Inuyasha came to a halt, "Hey Miroku, Sango just said she like's your hair down!"

Miroku skidded into the back of Inuyasha causing them both to crash to the ground.

Miroku's head perked up. "Really?"

"Hai! You should leave it down."

"Nah, it gets in the way if its not tied up you know, when i open my kazzana."

"Ah good point. SORRY SANGO MIROKU NEEDS TO KEEP HIS HAIR UP OTHERWISE HE'S HE MAY SUCK HIMSELF UP THE KAZANNA or something like that.. Um YEAH!" Shouted Inuyasha to the blushing Sango who was trying to bury herself in the ground.

All four of them suddenly stood still as a low rumble came from in the forest, followed by the crashing off tree's.

Everyone turned there attention to the moving tree's just in time to see a huge red dragon youkai come fly out of the forest.

Their eyes widened and there mouths dropped.

"Well that sucks." Sighed Sango.

"Oh no, how can we fight that! With these two morons." She pointed from the huge dragon to Miroku, who was running around screaming "were about to die!" Then inuyasha who was staring at his transformed Tensaiga with huge eyes full of awe. "Oh kami. We're dead."