Alien Ohana Extensions:

Chip's New Look

Chapter 2: Hair-raising Surprise

Chip worked for hours on end to perfect his formula. He hired the sunburned ice cream tourist to be a guinea pig for his experimentation. Some of the formulas worked well but had a few nasty side affects. (The FDA forbids me from telling what the last side affects were.) On his ninth try Chip got it right. He paid the tourist and erased his memories so he didn't remember it. Chip tinkered with the latest formula until he got it work on metal. Eventually Hair Potion #9 was ready. Chip took the scalp plate of his head and put the potion on both sides to make it more effective. He waited a few minutes for something to happen, but nothing did. He recalled that human DNA was more stable than his, so the potion would work more slowly on him. He decided to let it work over night and went to bed.

The next morning he woke up and felt better than ever. He noticed black locks of hair in front of his eye. He pulled the hair and felt a pain in his scalp. The hair was his! He went down to the kitchen where Draco and Morph were eating breakfast. Morph ditched the freaky hairdo yesterday because it was too much of a tangle. He was back to his slimy gleaming surface. "Good morning guys," said Chip. "Morning Chip," said Draco who hadn't completely woken up yet. "Notice anything new?" asked Chip. Draco looked at Chip and his eyes sprang all the way open. "Yep, I got some hair of my own," said Chip. "How do you like it?" Morph was also staring at Chip now and was underneath Draco's head. All four of Draco's jaws dropped and Morph was hit by the last one but didn't even notice it. "I admit it is a bit shocking," said Chip twirling one lock. He noticed the lock was a foot long. "My hair must have grown longer than I thought maybe that's why there staring at me," thought Chip. "I'll be right back," said Chip and walked to the bathroom to groom his hair. When he looked in the mirror he saw his hair was black with Nani's hairstyle and Lilo's sheen. But his body was different. He had a waist and hips now, but the waist was too narrow and his hips were too wide. His legs were a little thicker near the thigh. He looked at his hands and saw that the fingers were slimmer and had indications of long fingernails. Then he did what most people would do in that position: he screamed with his now high-pitched voice and fainted.